I hAf TEh cANCer ROfFLe!!! (987 hits)
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Submitted by dategrape (View user info) at 2004-07-29 04:44:46 EDT
Just a hint people. If you are ever in need of raising your ubersite rank just write a post saying you have a terminal illness/disease. The people on this site go out of their way to make themselves appear 'caring/compassionate etc. etc.', so if you write a post about your so called illness and do it convincingly, many +2s will come your way.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39230
Also, indiscriminately giving +2s to everything on the front page will also guaruntee the favors being returned. Even if what you write isn't so great, sucking every single user's ass by giving out +2s is the best way to get a higher ranking. It is nice to know that users give +2 to authors who have already given them plenty, rather than giving them a +2 on the merit of that author's post.
So here you have it:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/dategrape
The last dozen posts of squattail. There will more to come, believe me.
Until then I will just be chilling, playing some Sega Dreamcast and/or possibly spinning out smooth tunes with my DJ equipment.
User Reviews
Submitted by vengeance (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have been found guilty of being a nuisance and an ass. You will now suffer the wrath for your unapologetic lack of respect. This is for all the people you fuck with your -2s...they have spoken. IF you retaliate, the same thing will happen again.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-07-30 13:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was the Goatse that gave it away.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-29 10:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quite.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-29 07:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yay Squattie
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-29 07:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The pizza faced ugly guy... Oh well, at least it seems you can write. Now stop posting shit and start with the good stuff again.
Oh yeah, here's the -2 you asked for. I know it doesn't count, but it's the thought that counts.
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-07-29 07:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THIS:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39891
Was my SPT entry.
This post here is just a regular post. I am squattail, the myth, the man, the legend.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-29 06:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't believe you're squattail. Squattail could never write _ANYTHING_ decent, while (some of) your stuff rocked.
Anyway, can I have your nut when they chop it off? (What? It's for my collection. Jesus.)
Now do I give this a -2 for sucking or a +2 for sucking on SPT? Fuck, I'm so confused. Have a 0.
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-07-29 05:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You see how on my second post I gave my -2, just for authenticity. I am so smrt.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-29 05:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Basically I seem to have got to the point of either giving out +2 or -2.
This post definitely isn't a minus two because it is thursday so here ya go. +2
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-07-29 05:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woo for squ?
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, that isn't me. But I have contributed to the overall shitness of the site by advertising it on all the forums featured in 'the weekend web' from somethingawful.com.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for foolin me
I know youre lilmiss69 though, ya bastard