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Graaaaaaaiiiiinnssss....... (513 hits)

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Rating: 0.65 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <veganzombie.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-29 08:05:51 EDT


Graaaaaaaiiiiinnssss......graaaaiins. Grains...graaaaiinnss, graaaaaaaiiiiinnssss....graaains?

Graaaaaiiiinns.... "Graaaaaaaiiiiinnssss, grains....graaaaaiiinsss"

"Graaaaaaaiiiiinnssss?"

"Graaaiins!"



Graaaaaiiiinnsss......graaaaiinnss.

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User Reviews


Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ok, ok this was funny. now go eat a steak you fucking liberal pansy eating pop-tart.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

send more paramedics!

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-30 06:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I liked it

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-30 06:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this was funny.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 06:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hehe

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-30 06:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahaha. I remember reading this.

Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd eat a zombie if it were vegan.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do me in the ass and die of typhoid fever.

Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You read bash.org,
I DO TOO

Submitted by Epitome (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh i get it...your name is veganzombie and instead of brains...you say grains. Fuking high-larious. you are fucking going places. can anyone else say "bigtime!"

please, take your computer to a roof of a 30 story building, drop it off, then jump off yourself and try to land on it.

never post on uber again, tool.

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by veins_of_glass (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

..Ohhh I get it.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/39910

SPT WOO WAY!

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm with method on this.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus Christ! The bad joke is back from the dead! MMWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Quick, shoot it in the head!

Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It just sounds like a cheap pun spouted by a stand-up though. let me guess - the only zombie with a pulse.


Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

eh now that I realize this wasnt original...


ah its SPT 0

Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this goes beyond SPT...

this is just idiocy.

Down with SPT!

Espo

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"It's All Been Done" by the Barenaked Ladies.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously, this might be the best post ever

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment


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