4 things that are pissing me off (2509 hits)
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Submitted by reallybored (View user info) at 2004-07-29 11:00:51 EDT
This is just a list of a few of things I encounter everyday that really pinch my rectum.
Bullet Hole stickers for your car:
Nothing says white trash like putting bullet hole stickers on your car. You might as well get a mullet and an AC/DC shirt while you're at it. Jesus Christ people, do you actually look at what you're doing before you do it? Why in the hell would you want to fake having somebody shooting up your car? Is getting shot at the in thing now? If so, ill more then happily come shoot at you for real, and maybe ill hit your car a couple of times.
Fake Bi-Sexuals aka I do it for the attention:
Since graduating college I see this less and less (thank the heavens) but it still does pop up occasionally. Girls the whole bi thing is cool, if your actually bi. Kissing your friend Tammy in front of all the boys is fucking gay, and not in the way your thinking. It was interesting to see in HS, but now it's fucking lame and needs to be stopped. You're not a lesbian, you're not a bi-sexual, and you're not hot enough to get away with this crap. Unless you're gonna drop your pants and start 69ing with a double ended wonder wand stop it now and act fucking real. P.S GO TO THE GYM!
10 year old girls and their fruffy mini-skirts:
Ok I'm going to go real fucking slow on this so you moron parents, whose greatest accomplishment is your GED, can get it. Your pre-teen and young teen daughters should NOT be wearing miniskirts. I don't care if it's trendy, in style, what everybody else is wearing, or whatever other bullshit excuse they come up with. You are buying their clothes and you have the final say in what they wear. I don't care if they whine, beg, cry, plead, etc. Stop being a pussy mother or father and instilled some fucking discipline, and respect into your children.
If I see another girl with one of these skirts walking around, I'm getting her last name and coming to beat your fucking ass you stupid fuck.
Property of [Insert Trendy Store Name Here] shirts:
I can understand some people want to wear brand names clothes. They really want to show off that brand name that probably doubled or tripled the price of their crappy shirt. Never mind the fact that Pablo in El Salvador probably put in the same amount of effort making your Hollister shirt as he did those Target ones.
Now what I don't understand is why the fuck you would buy a shirt that has "Property of ..." on it. Do you realize how fucking stupid you look? Did you not purchase the shirt? Is it not YOUR fucking property? Are you so poor that you are renting the shirt? What's even worse is if we look at the shirt as a representation of who you are one could imagine that you're the fucking property of said company. Fucking idiots.
User Reviews
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2004-09-20 07:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i agree with ETS :)
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-08-02 17:35:27 EDT (#)
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For one it's GTR not GTT you tard Falc. Second, he mentioned price, skylines almost twice the price second hand and not twice the performance. I'd rather have an Evo and the cash unless I had asian parents to buy it for me.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I am with you on everything but this:
"10 year old girls and their fruffy mini-skirts: "
That ruined the post! What is WRONG with you!? Are you even a man???
Submitted by TeenageDirtBag (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those stupid ass bullit hole stickers are fucking stupid its like hey look someone fuckedup my truck isint it funny hahahaha
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-07-29 19:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I kinda like 10 year old girls in skirts, you know the well developed ones. What am I saying? That's fuckin gross.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doom III?
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
OH DEAR GOD!
Wow.
Revive sex post friday!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
agreed
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to buy some of those bullethole stickers and every time I see someone with a "property of.." shirt, or a mini-slut in a mini-skirt, or two girls kissing to get a rise, I'm going to pull out my stickers, and put one right in the middle of their head.
No I won't... but someone should. It would be cool.
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to only give ya a +1 because of snarf (he was the only annoying thing about thundercats) but I saw doom3 and the hot chick, so you get +5
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, the bi-sexual thing is catshit.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:26:53 EDT (#)
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i was running by the pool today and there were faux-lesbian lifeguards, i blame you.
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:15:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
J-J-j-Jenn-Jennifer Connelly.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-29 12:59:17 EDT (#)
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+2 for lancer evo's
Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-07-29 12:59:07 EDT (#)
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Sorry, I got distracted.
I completely agree RB.
Nice rant.
Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-07-29 12:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooooer... lancer evo...
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-07-29 12:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While I'd take the WRX over the Evo, I'm still going to have to give a +2. +1 for the article and +1 for the pics.
LGF
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-29 12:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jimbo, i just rated it. Didnt see it before.
P.S do another one of those jimbo faces/personality posts. I fucked laughed for an hour because of that shit.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-07-29 12:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, Thundercats fucking rock out.
Cheetara, mmmmm...
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-07-29 12:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, RB, my posts just don't feel complete until you give them your stamp of approval...
Submitted by mugshit (user info) at 2004-07-29 12:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
THUNDERCATS! +1 cause you had some typos that annoyed me. Anyone who likes the thundercats should go to newgrounds.com and click parodies, then go to thundercats bloopers. It's the funniest fucking thing ever, using real audio from the show.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-29 12:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:31:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Falco - Your crazy man. A lancer evolution is one fucking badass car. 270 hp turbo engine that weights almost nothing and costs around 30 grand. Besides the WRX your not going to find anything like it.
******
SLYLINE R34 GTT
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touche'
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-07-29 12:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That was really great!
ACDC isnt that bad though.. im a classic rocker, i dont like them especially.
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-07-29 12:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:44:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
What in the fuck is a snarf?
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Please don't tell me you guys have deprived yourself of the wonderment that is Thundercats?
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know that when I have kids, if they ever try to dress like little whores then they'd be facing a wrongside of a backhand.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:51:39 EDT (#)
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+1 for each: attention getting whores, lancer evolution.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great rant.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:44:09 EDT (#)
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What in the fuck is a snarf?
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
:P
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:40:28 EDT (#)
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snarf.
is that an evo?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah sorry, forgot to rate second time around
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:38:17 EDT (#)
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Those things are all annoying. I don't thin anyone will argue that point.
And that car looks like Herpes car.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing worse than the stupid look on the face of a dumb bitch trying to impress me that she poked her friends boobs and kissed her.
Monica Belluci is so +2ish material.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:20:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:44:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just really hate the over use of the words Jedi and Pimp, otherwise, you are spot on about harrison ford.
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Understandble. I will take your +2 as a token to your love and appreciate for all things Voltron and Peep.
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Fuck you.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:31:19 EDT (#)
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Falco - Your crazy man. A lancer evolution is one fucking badass car. 270 hp turbo engine that weights almost nothing and costs around 30 grand. Besides the WRX your not going to find anything like it.
******
SLYLINE R34 GTT
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't agree more.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:18:53 EDT (#)
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Kristen - I saw that right before you posted. Our kid looks the best out of the whole group.
Cat-Head - Normally i dont like yellow either, but i was in a rush and it was the only good evo pick i could find. I i had that car i would get it in silver.
Falco - Your crazy man. A lancer evolution is one fucking badass car. 270 hp turbo engine that weights almost nothing and costs around 30 grand. Besides the WRX your not going to find anything like it.
Uptown_Alexa - Let me break it down for you. If two girls go at in front of a throng of guys they are doing it for attention only, and its fucking pathetic. Its one thing to have a threesome with your bf and another girl, or too actually be bi and hook up away from anybody else, but to purposely do it in front of guys for the "oohs, and ahhs" is fucking sad. When you get into your 20s its gets real fucking old, real fucking quick.
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING SNARF.
Oh yeah, and I agree.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You sure know how to rant RB.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:15:01 EDT (#)
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Yup.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forgot to rate.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:10:47 EDT (#)
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Fuck it. Let Rome burn. I'll just play my fiddle.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mitsubishi's are GAY
+2 for the cartoon thing
Submitted by Uptown_Alexa (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Definatley have to agree with most of it. Although the kissing other girls part, although they may not be bisexual, they are having fun, if you don't like, don't look, or just lighten the fuck up.
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't argue with your happy things! Awesome Mitsubishi (but yellow?!).
Those bullet-holes are fucking rad! Never seen them before.
Snarf!
Submitted by Charred (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:07:46 EDT (#)
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+2 for condemning attention whores wearing bi-sexuality like it's an accessory.
+10 for having a picture of Snarf.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:04:44 EDT (#)
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Snarf!
Hey, go lookit: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39890 Warning-this may be quite jarring, make sure you swallow your sip of coffee first.