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Something for the H8ERS! (NSFW) (965 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: -1.64 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Your Mom (View user info) at 2004-07-29 12:58:24 EDT


For the menzezezzzzz:
(and fag hags!)

It's JACK OFF TIME!

I would dedicate this post to someone, or certain someones, but the truth is, y'all are so motherfucking boring that I can't distinguish between ya.

So take a break from work (or a fridge run for mommy's peanut butter and jelly), pull your pathetic member out and...get. it. ON.

By the way, which one of you silly boys likes to farm shit? Silly me to assume that only ONE of you likes this...

Ahem.

I'd like to see the bloated bastard from the other day eat a banana that has previously resided in his rectum. POST PICS. Come on, you know your hole is loose enough to get a squishy banana up there in one piece. ;)

YAY!

shitpost.jpg (36 kB) [image/pjpeg]

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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-11 14:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nice of you to include a family photo

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-20 18:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think I will start linking flash-in-the-pan assholes to this user's info to prove they are not original or interesting in any way.

Submitted by ruffian_11 (user info) at 2004-07-31 01:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That's pretty fucking disgusting

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Holy shit. You've managed a first in the history of Ubersite. Congrats!

Submitted by maryjane (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This got pulled off the front page because it sucks so bad. I have never seen that happen. There's only one explanation for this: God hates you.

Hey, why don't you retaliation -2 me, bitch?

Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Avals,
Please tell me more. You sound like such a DANGEROUS CHARACTER.

I'm so intrigued.

Love,
Mom

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

On the scale of things that disgust me, that picture barely even registered. Wuss.

Submitted by mjt7420 (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by mjt7420 (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I just noticed there's no (-) in front of my 2

Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dear Fags,

You love me.

Love,
Mom

Submitted by ATTNGHEYMENZ (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ATTN REVENGE -2Z!!1!11

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

gag

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I pull crap out of my mouth all the time.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

To think, this douche said that my posts were worse.

Submitted by ATTNGHEYMENZ (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ATTN WHINEY TALENTLESS BITCHEZ!!1!11

Submitted by mjt7420 (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why?

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nope

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Mmmm.... http://www.ubersite.com/m/39910

Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dear bitter, shitty writers,
Maybe you could spend more time on your writing and less time writing reviews. Maybe you'd improve. I don't think your PEENEEEEEERS would grow any larger, but perhaps you'd get the attention and praise you so desperately crave. Until then, you can pack second hand shit in your rectum (and post pics for me please... Come on, this SPT thing is kind of boring. Can't you fucks ever be funny or interesting?)

Love,
Mom

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

But Honeycake baby, you know I love you the best!

Nice pic! Is that you?

Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

thats nasty,

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What's so bad about eating melted reese's peanut butter cups?

Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dear Son,
One that has previously resided in your rectum? I knew I taught you well.

Love,
Mom.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I was wrong SPT lives on

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope you try and eat one of those someday and you choke on it.


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