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Shit is deep (589 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 0.44 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by VaginaRavager (View user info) at 2004-07-29 14:56:17 EDT


Ever noticed how your shit envy will severly worsen as you approach the bathroom ? How shit tries to force its way out while you struggle to remove your pants ?

Is your mind reacting to the sight of the toilet ?
Wouldn't it means that we are slaves to our senses, to what we see, hear or smell ?

Or is it the mind that knew the exact critical moment to go take a dump ?
Would this be...fate ?

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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-30 14:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

not your worst.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-29 16:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 because i have to take a shit and im trying to avoid it.

Submitted by Mr._Pantyboy_Toiletpaper (user info) at 2004-07-29 16:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha ha, that was a really good pos- oh I just shit my pants.

Submitted by cacodemon (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I know the feeling, but why do you feel the need to post it?

Submitted by Ramzito at 2004-07-29 15:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I hear yah brother... The worst are those days when you know you gotta take a dump, cause you're going out clubbing that night. But you can't go, and you panic that it'll strike while some chick is backing her ass up at the bar.

And then you gotta squat over those urine filled rims, if the club even has them, and then the disgusting water strikes up and covers your ass after you just let one rip.

Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Could've been more. But I guess you had to go to take a dump.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It is possible you have stumbled upon a question that will unlock the temple of Quarashi-kan and unveil the secret of life to everyone.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I liked this.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So deep I cried.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the picture made me smile, a bit.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 cause I have to take a shit right now, and this is the closest toilet.


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