General Motors rules and Don Johnson is master of the English language (918 hits)
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Submitted by Fetish™ was the only un-stylish person on Miami Vice (View user info) at 2004-07-29 15:30:53 EDT
This post is dedicated to my main man, Don Johnson. Recently I had the pleasure of viewing a General Motors-sponsored driver safety video on seatbelts. It starred Don Johnson and Joe Greene and was really nine-eights of spectacular. They dressed up a crash-test dummie to look like Sonny Crockett, and slammed it at 30MPH into a brick wall with Joe Greene in profile on it. I learned some fascinating language from my main man Don Johnson- this includes but is not limited to...
"That's the ticket."
"... bigger and larger."
"This is where it gets X-rated."
"You know what? You look great in that seatbelt."
Brilliant! It's obvious that he was hired for his vocabularly style. At the end of the video he talked about Miami Vice and got into a yellow Corvette- and put on his seatbelt to accentuate the importance of it. If Don Johnson does it, then of course it's cool. Over the credits we get to see him driving around Miami to Jan Hammer music. Spectacular!
Although the car he drove in the first two seasons is a blatant ripoff of the Chevrolet Corsica which would make its appearance in 1989, it was still too cool.
I give this driver's ed safety film four and a half airbags out of five.
That's the ticket!
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:00:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-07-29 18:16:34 (#)
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Phew! Good thing Fetish got out his aliases to slander my posts! Good job!
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Shit, man. Sorry. I didn't read the entire external name, just the Fetish and the TM.
Sorry.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-30 03:13:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-07-30 03:06:08 EDT (#)
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Hahaha!
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-07-29 18:16:34 EDT (#)
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Phew! Good thing Fetish got out his aliases to slander my posts! Good job!
Submitted by Fetish_Fucking_Sucks (user info) at 2004-07-29 17:30:57 EDT (#)
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Wooha Wooha!
Submitted by shittoast (user info) at 2004-07-29 17:29:56 EDT (#)
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Wooha Wooha!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-29 17:29:22 EDT (#)
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Wooha Wooha!
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-07-29 16:44:45 EDT (#)
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Huah!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-29 16:33:14 EDT (#)
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™ is the shiznit.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-07-29 16:17:58 EDT (#)
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What's the ASCII code for the TM symbol?
Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2004-07-29 16:13:48 EDT (#)
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This blows.
Submitted by mjt7420 (user info) at 2004-07-29 16:10:11 EDT (#)
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Pretty cool?...dork??!?!?!?! Miami Vice is the shit.You know socks suck, and Don Johnson showed you don't need those mother fuckers
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-29 16:04:33 EDT (#)
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Dork.
Submitted by cacodemon (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:59:20 EDT (#)
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Yeah, he's pretty cool.
Submitted by mjt7420 (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:55:14 EDT (#)
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Don Johnson is my hero... him and Barack Obama
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:52:21 EDT (#)
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Retards. It's not an impersonation. READ THE NAME. It's simply stating a fact.
An impersonation would be having the name "I Have A Kristen Fetish" or "Fetish is in love with Lojope". There is a difference. This name is funny- his real ones are not.
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:51:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:37:24 (#)
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My favorite drivers ed film was "Blood on the Asphalt" - straight out of 1976.
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I remember this movie...what a horribly twisted film that was. I can't believe that stuff was actually shown to kids, and they say violence worse now...I'm getting shivers just thinking about it.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:49:40 EDT (#)
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don't impersonate fetish!!@!
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:49:00 EDT (#)
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Uh-oh! Looks like somebody's upset!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:46:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:45:40 EDT (#)
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Don was so cool. I still masturbate furiously when I hear that theme song.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:44:27 EDT (#)
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Christ,
I am delighted that you have the time to post for Uber during your busy schedule of kicking ass and saving small animals. Tell me that heaven is filled with parrots and candy cane's and everything's gonna be alright?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:42:56 EDT (#)
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I remember that song!
It had Dweezil Zappa on guitar.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:41:26 EDT (#)
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http://www.buyersmls.com/americantv/heartbeat.htm
Why are those driver's ed films always made in Ohio?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:37:24 EDT (#)
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My favorite drivers ed film was "Blood on the Asphalt" - straight out of 1976.
Submitted by maryjane (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:31:53 EDT (#)
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