whoooo wishoooooooo (SPT) (726 hits)
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Submitted by Phinch ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› (View user info) at 2004-07-29 15:43:05 EDT
A cop named Michael Long was shot in the face by criminals he was investigating. A man named Wilton Knight, who worked for the Knight Foundation for Law and Government (F. L. A. G.), found him and rescued him. He was revived in the F. L. A. G. medical center. He was given a new face and identity. Michael Long was pronounced dead, he is now known as Michael Knight. He now works at F. L. A. G. and has a new car. A car unlike any other. . . The Knight Industry Two Thousand (K. I. T. T.). The fastest, safest, and strongest car in the world.
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I wish i had 50 grand to spare.
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Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-30 03:44:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-07-30 03:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whatchoo talkin bout Phinch?
-Black Ninja
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-29 16:51:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-07-29 16:37:03 EDT (#)
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A COP NMAD MICHAEL LONG WAS SHOT IN TEH FAEC BY CRIMINALS H3 WAS INVESTIGATNG!11!!!! WTF A MAN NMAD WIL2N KNIGHT WHO WORKED FOR DA KNIGHT FOUNDATION FOR LAW AND GOVERNMENT (F!1!1 L!!11!1!! WTF A1!!1111! OMG G)!!1! LOL FOUND HIM AND R3SCUED HIM1!1! WTF LOL H3 WAS R3VIEVD IN TEH F11!1!11! WTF LOL L1!1!! WTF LOL A1!!!1! OMG LOL G!!!! M3DICAL C3NTAR11111!11 OMG LOL H3 WAS GIEVN A NU FAEC AND IEDNTITY!!!!!11 OMG WTF MICHA3L LONG WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD HE IS NOW KNOWN AS MICHAEL KNIGHT11!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL HA NOW WORKS AT F!1!!111 OMG WTF L111!1 OMG LOL A!!11!!! WTF LOL G!1!1!!1! OMG AND HAS A NU CAR!!1!!1 A CAR UNLIEK ANY OTHER11!!11 LOL 1111!1! OMG WTF 1!1!!! OMG TEH KNIGHT INDUSTRY TWO THOUSAND (K1111!1 WTF LOL I!1!!! LOL T11!111 T)!11!! WTF LOL TEH FAST3ST SAEFST AND STRONG3ST CAR IN TEH WORLD
!!!1! WTF LOL
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-29 16:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO WAY!
Submitted by mjt7420 (user info) at 2004-07-29 16:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It makes me so happy
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-29 16:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pontiac - Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's a Cadillac
RB's Racist Joke of the Day brought to you by the number 12 and the letter 7.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who doesn't exist.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was planning on buy a house this summer...but fuck that. I'm buying KITT instead. All the bitches love the Knight Rider...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddammit Phinch, you're not supposed to make a good post for SPT!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't stop laughing. I need a nap.
Submitted by maryjane (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything that is awesome.
Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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