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Classic Joke A Day (April 3, 2000) (449 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -2 on 1 review (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by jokeaday.at.jokeaday.com (Joke A Day) at 2000-04-02 09:00:21 EDT


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Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-05-01 01:30:13 EDT (#)
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