Ted Kennedy - Punctureproof? (441 hits)
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Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (View user info) at 2004-07-29 18:08:14 EDT
Am I the only one here who would like to get a good grip on a sharpened metal shaft and pierce Ted Kennedy's massive quivering hide with it?
I'm just wondering exactly how much hot air would come out. Would it make this whole 'greenhouse effect' thing worse?
Call me a sucker, but I'm astounded whenever I see that bloated red face behind a cluster of microphones and hear him call Bush a liar and Cheney a liar and on and on.
I hear him ranting and railing and think, man, he sure is sucking and blowing a lot of air. Must feel good, huh Ted? You know, to be still breathing and all. Unlike Mary Jo, who ran out of air a loooong time ago.
You fat, lying sack of shit. Every other day on the way to work I pass a one-eyed crack-addled pan-handler who has more integrity than you, Senator, and this poor bastard hasn't wiped his ass in about a month.
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Submitted by sterling96 (user info) at 2004-07-29 21:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Got to meet old Ted once.... has to be the worst asshole I have ever met. I'd say shoot him, but why waste a good bullet?
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:58:51 EDT (#)
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Well, we're all sitting here waiting for him to fulfill the promise of two dead brothers, and Ted ain't getting any younger. Jesus. He'll drop dead a month from now and everyone will hail him as a hero. I just hope Mary Jo Kopeckne kicks his ass in the afterlife. Hell, now I'm really hoping there's an afterlife, just for that alone.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:06:37 EDT (#)
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I understand that he's done horrible things, and that's fine. He's escaped crippling damage to his reputation and career, and you can feel however you want about that.
But I am proud to have him be my Senator because he has fought consistently for Massachusetts citizens and he doesn't stop fighting for ideals that I uphold as well.
But most of all I respect him for continuing to wake up in the morning after so much loss, and not just floating through his days, but instead making something of his life.
And for this:
"That is the way he lived. That is what he leaves us.
My brother need not be idealized, or enlarged in death beyond what he was in life, to be remembered simply as a good and decent man, who saw wrong and tried to right it, saw suffering and tried to heal it, saw war and tried to stop it.
Those of us who loved him and who take him to his rest today, pray that what he was to us and what he wished for others will some day come to pass for all the world.
As he said many times, in many parts of this nation, to those he touched and who sought to touch him:
"Some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not."
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-07-29 19:21:28 EDT (#)
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Hey, thanks there, Tom-O! So I guess that means you endorse Teddy and don't really mind that a fellow who abandoned a young woman and let her slowly drown is being hailed as a Democratic icon, huh? Well done!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-29 19:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone once asked me why liberals call names so much.
Submitted by Jesus_Loves_TwEE (user info) at 2004-07-29 19:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blaa blaa blaa
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-07-29 18:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ted is a worthless piece of shit, anyone that has a shred of common sense knows this. Damn shame the worst piece of shit in the family is the one that still lives.
Don't get me wrong, I fucking hate liberals/democrats, but I have loads of respect for what robert and john tryed to do.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-07-29 18:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Am I the only one here who would like to get a good grip on a sharpened metal shaft and pierce Ted Kennedy's massive quivering hide with it?"
Youuuu are not aloooooone......I am there with yoooooouuuuu.....
Teddy's big and fat.......He's a dirty, stinking rat........