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I want to PIMP slap the following retards. (1015 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: 0.09 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by I_have_a_JME/Lynne/Munkey/Lojo/Anansie/Kristen/Nuggs_Fetish (View user info) at 2004-07-29 20:27:28 EDT


These are in no specific order.

AJ
Caul
ReallyBored
PMJ
The guy who created romantic comedies.
The guy who married Jaime Lynn Sigler.
All 900 guys who fucked my ex while we were togther.
The Pope
Ronald McDonald
Tom
Bart
The assholes responsible for Rocky V and Godfather III.
Harrison Fords agent (inspired by RB)
Whoever is the program director for UPN.
Anyone who tries to talk Ricky Williams out of his pot induced retiremnet. (WOOOO BILLS)
Cigar
FloridaSisterKisser
Roots

Well that's it for now.



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Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-08-18 13:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-18 13:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Slap Caul twice. He's a real pussy, needs some toughening up.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-18 13:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yeah, you just do that and see what happens

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-18 13:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Balls deep in your dead granny.

HAHAHAHHHAhahahHAhahHAhahAh!!!!

Submitted by Hakan Peker <hakanmail.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-07 08:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

True!

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-08-01 22:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

next time your in florida, stop by.

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-08-01 11:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sharing is caring

Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-31 19:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Envenom our similarites run deeper, well not the money or talent but all the crappy shit.

1Point2 I'd slap you for a chance with that bitch.

Munkey Can't we share?

Lynne It is true I do have a fetish for your sexy smile.

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What's the dilly Brenden? You look like Slim Shady, you've got dudes banging your women like Slim Shady, and all this angst?

You should do weddings and bar mitzvahs

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes I made the list!

Don't see me? I'm number 574 of 900...

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-29 21:32:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

JME I want to fuck you on a deserted highway in the rain.

Fetish for the most part I like you. Sometimes I want to slap the crap out of you but I think that goes for about 90% of the population.
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back off snuggles. JME's my woman!

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-07-29 23:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

actually, I'm balls deep in your dead granny. Give me a bit

Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-29 22:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the part of you with a Lynne fetish...

Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-29 22:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Herpes- No.

Hey Cigar go fuck yourself and leave your address so I can come deliver your slap.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-07-29 22:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wow, I made a list. Now, go fuck yourself.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-29 22:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Can you add me to the list?

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-29 22:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hehehehehe

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-29 21:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-29 21:30:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

not yet i gotta get the disc but i need to get dsl installed(not dick sucking lips i know how your minds work) b/c this dial up sucks my ass.
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Speaking of sucking your ass... May I?

Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-29 21:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You make me masturbate.

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-29 21:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wet metal

Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-29 21:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

JME I want to fuck you on a deserted highway in the rain.

Fetish for the most part I like you. Sometimes I want to slap the crap out of you but I think that goes for about 90% of the population.

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-29 21:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

not yet i gotta get the disc but i need to get dsl installed(not dick sucking lips i know how your minds work) b/c this dial up sucks my ass.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-29 21:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not on here. Whew!

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

jme, did you install AIM yet?

Submitted by LnkLbrl120 (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't care?

Submitted by jme7551 <jme7551.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-29 20:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i like it when you get all angry

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for anything with my name in it.

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Whoever is the program director for UPN.

Hahaha only a -1 because of that.


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