Women.. (712 hits)
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Submitted by Satan (View user info) at 2004-07-29 22:59:52 EDT
this is how women work i think.
when a girl meets you she'll put you into one of two groups based on your looks and social status. One group is the men she'd like to have sex with, and the others are just "friends", like soemone she can come to for help and siht. Probably only about %5 of what a girl says she wants ina guy is real, the other %95 is based on looks, and social status.
women might say they want a guy who has a 'great sence of humor, honesty ,ect.' but thats bullshit.
examples:
She says: i want a man who is motivated, and has goals
She means: i want a rich man
she says: he's from a really good family
she means: he's from a rich family.
If your on the friends group you might get stuff like, "Your like a brother to me", "Can you help me on my homeowrk", "I feel like I cant tell you anyhting" ect. sorry, no pussy for you guys.
If she likes you and wants sex, she will make a move very soon, maybe the night she meets you.
Have you ever seen a wealthy, good looking man with a ugly woman? no. This guy is getting the hott chicks because he's rich, and wealthy, but this girl really doesnt love him, if he went bankrupt, you know they wouldnt be together very long.
Men on the other hand only have 1 group, bitches he would fuck. Men will have sex with any girl as long as their not handicapped, or have desieses.
tehres 3 parts to this group:
The bitch he would activly fuck
The bitch he would fuck drunk
and the bitch he would fuck drunk, and not admit to (like the ugly chick with A boobs, and a 1 inch long hair)
Well thats it, I'll leave you with this.
User Reviews
Submitted by mjt7420 (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've gotta say I wouldn't fuck anyone. I'd rather get a hot rich girl.
Submitted by ferrisbeuller (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
women are only good for one thing. and it aint cooking cuz we still have taco bell.
Submitted by kiketta (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because you're an idiot.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Only a minus one, because I found humor in the irony that you all are angry at Satan for being dishonest. Man, I crack me up.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cut and paste, good job.
Submitted by Mr._Pantyboy_Toiletpaper (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree with you about girls, whether or not they will fuck you is based strictly on whether they think you are hot. Very few of them are consciously aware of this, much less able to admit it. As to men, I don't think you are right - I for one will not allow a fat, ugly or bitchy chick to suck my dick and god knows I won't fuck her.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.laddertheory.com/
this site explains everything.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-07-30 08:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wherever it's c&p'd from, it's still a complete load of shite.
Someone not able to get laid?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-30 07:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-30 05:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Marauder (user info) at 2004-07-30 02:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck this sucks. Give me my 2 minutes back.
Isn't "Burn in hell" an oximoron? That is if he is really Satan? Hmm?
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dude, I have read this before on the god damned ladder theory.
I can't positively rate this in good faith, sorry man.
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-07-29 23:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
... forgot to rate. I'm too lazy to keep rating. see you in hell bitch.
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-07-29 23:24:30 EDT (#)
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... Fucking ...
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-07-29 23:24:06 EDT (#)
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... I ...
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-07-29 23:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+4 for helping me realize that not only can Satan not spell, but He apparently is also incapable of using a spellchecker. I missed that day in church.
-2 for the stupid ass story. Not all men are in the "no muff too tough" camp. I merely need to do a few googles on "skanks" to find plenty of women I wouldn't fuck with a steel-reinforced radial rubber.
Althought I might let them suck my dick....
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-07-29 23:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck ...
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-07-29 23:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You fucking whore. Think of something for your fucking self instead of stealing shit from a website. I can't believe only one other person saw that. I hope you fucking burn in hell for this.
Submitted by worksucks (user info) at 2004-07-29 23:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-29 23:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Joke?
Hahahaaaa...?
Submitted by wes_rulz (user info) at 2004-07-29 23:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
welcome to enlightenment
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-29 23:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dude.
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-07-29 23:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the picture didnt work