Mighty Morphin' Racist Rangers! (5590 hits)
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Submitted by <icyfireball2001.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2002-06-30 23:10:34 EDT
XXX says Power Rangers are racist. If any of you have been alive long enough to have seen the original Power Rangers, you would have already figured out that they are racist. What factors you ask that cause me to believe this "classic" is discriminatory, what nationality are they discriminating against, and how so?
Ever since I was just a little lad, I loved Power Rangers. In fact, everyone did. Sadly for me, I found out about it a little bit too late. So during recess, we played Power Rangers many times over. When I found out about Power Rangers, everyone already had their signature characters. Luckily for me, there were two rangers left for me to take part as. the pink ranger and yellow ranger. Considering I'm a guy, I told them to kiss my pasty white ass.
Until recently, I haven't realized that they are racist. Until today, I still don't realize how I didn't figure this out earlier.
The BLACK ranger is a black guy who break dances. How stereotypical.
The YELLOW ranger is a yellow Asian. They soon replaced her, knowing that people will figure out that Fox is a damn, dirty racist network. I knew Asians couldn't market well.
The WHITE ranger is a white dude. The white guy being the strongest? How creative could these Nazis get? A hell of a lot more if I wasn't just being sarcastic with that question.
The PINK ranger is a preppy white girl. I think that speaks for itself, although I always wanted to have sex with her.
The BLUE ranger is another white guy. "What's up with all the crackers?" I would say if I was black.
The RED ranger is a redneck. He's white, he's the leader, can you say KKK?
How can we let our kids watch these racist programs? Fight back.
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Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-04-26 09:34:30 EDT (#)
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I was too busy watching re-runs of Jayce - Power Rangers was too incoherent to be rascist, although you make an interesting argument.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-04 09:13:22 EDT (#)
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I watched it once and then subsequently pulled a Paki's ears off.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2003-10-03 14:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yayhoo for gbusman and his introducing many of us to the clearly-defined "schema" concept!
You are the man! +2 for him alone.
--JW
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-10-03 14:11:40 EDT (#)
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I know you won't, so I'll just link it for you
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1060599609494121191#138214
-Bus
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-10-03 14:09:19 EDT (#)
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BIG difference between stereotypes and racism. Look it up.
-Bus
Submitted by tonytoughnuts <banananipples.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-10-03 13:56:39 EDT (#)
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trying to make a donovans your a racist are yah?
not working looser
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-09-28 20:21:30 EDT (#)
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I fucking loathe the power rangers. I always have and I always will.
FUCKING RIPOFF OF VOLTRON YOU RESALE SONS OF BITCHES.
Voltron was better in every way and you can kiss my ass if you think different.
Therefore, I can't figure out if this is a good post or not. So have a 0.
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2003-09-28 20:19:36 EDT (#)
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"Or an Al Qu'eda Ranger, now what would he do????"
whate else? blow shit up!
count me in for fuckin the pink ranger
shitdamn the kids get all the chicks
Submitted by natsthename <nat.at.natsthename.com> at 2003-09-28 20:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG, it's the freaking Power Rangers. It's FICTION, ok?
Submitted by SeK (user info) at 2002-11-29 01:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually I was watching a Japanese TV station one day and saw the origional Power Rangers. Apparantly they all used to be Japanese. After a bit of editing in the 'diversity' (I suppose it's to make it suitable for children crap) they pop it on TV and give people one less thing to argue about ... until now.
Submitted by miksmix (user info) at 2002-07-31 04:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe there shoud be an Inuit Ranger who wears seal skin and runs on Husky power.
Hows about an Aboriginal Ranger who wears a spotty multicolour suite and wields a didgeridoo.
Or an Al Qu'eda Ranger, now what would he do????
Submitted by XXX (user info) at 2002-07-11 07:10:16 EDT (#)
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I still stand strong on the fact that Power Rangers is a racist show. Sure they have "diversity" and stuff of that sort. Where are the Latinos though? I didn't see a Mexican ranger. I bet anyone can guess the color of that ranger. I'll tell you what, if you guess it right, I'll give you a hundred pesos? Good deal? No? Too bad.
The answer is... brown. That's right, a brown Mexican ranger. What next? A red Indian ranger? Stop the madness.
Submitted by JDiggity (user info) at 2002-07-01 18:22:55 EDT (#)
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And people make fun of ME for my conspiracy theories ...
Submitted by Ixnayer (user info) at 2002-07-01 09:35:44 EDT (#)
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I used to watch the show too, and I really didnt care what the pink ranger was (racist or not) I wanted to screw her. And yeah it was racist but it was created by an asian guy, so here's my theory.
An asian man created 4 original power rangers. The Red one, the black one, the blue one, and the pink one.
*Obviously he thought the PINK ranger was a hottie as did all guys plus she probably did a lot for him to get that part.
The BLUE one was the smart nerd whom nobody believed could fight and that was well proven. He was very much disliked, so why did he get the part you ask? Because he was smart and was getting the nookie from the creators daughter. He was in luck cause it turned out that "dorky looking but stupid as shit guys who are useless and can't get a good acting job" was her fetish. That was why he lasted the longest on the show. But sadly he realized he was gay and dumped the daughter and that is how he ended up getting fired.
*The BLACK ranger got the part due to a complaint by the ACLU, the NAACP, BMAA (Black Man Actors Association), WHWO (We Hate Whitey Organization), and Nabisco (they are more powerful than you think). These organizations did not like the fact that this asian creator did not want to hire a black man. Rumors started that he was in cohoots with "The Man" and together were trying to keep a whole race of people from achieving financial freedom. So the asian creator had a choice to make, either pay all these organizations off so that they would shut the hell up or hire a black man.
*The YELLOW ranger was not a sign of racism, she and the creator were knocking boots. She wanted the part and he gave it to her. The fact that she was yellow was not due to the creator (asian himself) being racist against his own people. He was a very sensitive man and was thinking back to his childhood days when he would run through the fields of daisys, he liked the color yellow.
Was he racist, NO. He was just doing what every other company in asia was trying to do to the Allies... Creating TV shows and products that end up brainwashing little kids so that when they grow older, they can use our young ones in a plot against us to assassinate the real president of the US. George Bush is just a puppet, their has been one man in control for the last 28 years, he just doesnt want people to know, I'm risking my life by telling you this but you all have a right to know. The real president is and has been......Ronald McDonald. This world makes a lot more sense now doesnt it?
P.S. I did'nt get any sleep last night and I'm very tired and don't feel like working and this is the kind of crap that goes through my head when i don't get any sleep. Sorry for just wasting a few minutes for all of your precious lives, as they say on the streets, My Bad.
Submitted by clit comander at 2002-07-01 08:36:12 EDT (#)
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Power rangers sucked any way dude, just like barney fuck them fuck them in their sorry asses...