Dr. Monoculous does hate: A Monoculous hate post (819 hits)
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Submitted by Dr. Monoculous (View user info) at 2004-07-29 23:45:50 EDT
I bid thee good day, ubersite. Today, I, John Monoculous, proclaim a I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish to be one of the most despicable faces upon this glorious website that is called uber site. Not only is he the largest of the brutally dishonest and deceiving on this website, he often falls into the category of a complaining female dog, or the usual uber dialect would refer to him as a "whiny bitch."
Do you know how many times my Monkeysauras Rex has reproduced now? I have about 20 of them. One of them wears large-framed glasses and runs into walls a lot. I'm thinking about naming him in your honor, Eric.
I notice something unusual when I kindly, and silently observe your behavior. Er, let me state an example. For some reason that I'm not sure of, you will not post a humbling photograph of yourself because of something that user 8420 did. You keep toting this concept around, especially when user 7806 requests it. It leads me to believe that you are trying to get user 7806, as well as many other users, angry with user 8420 for preventing you from posting your photograph. It's as if you're holding a good person's respect hostage. It leads me to believe that because you spend so much time asserting your "power", if you will, on ubersite, that you have little, if anything, outside of your modern computer.
And this is especially pathetic coming from someone who sits in his basement enhancing fresh-water amoebas.
I can think of another occurrence. When Bargled and Tom ripped you on your slighting them in your ubersite search (that actually worked, mind), you took it down blaming it on Tom and Aaron. Now, slow down a nanosecond, dearest fellow human. There were people who wanted a working search! You took it down because of those two and...people will be MAD at those two! I must say, congratulations on your brilliant black-mailing tactic. You've made Internet people dislike those that you don't dislike.
What's even more humorous is that it failed to work with a majority of the website. Your attempts at getting popular, or whatever it is you strive for, failed miserably. I cannot bring myself around to honor this behavior. I know that this doesn't make you happy, regardless of what you say. You keep telling people that you don't want to be liked, yet keep making gestures that might make people like you. Your obsessive use of user 7806's name in your external name in an attempt to make her happy forces you to lose credibility. I am confused by all this, personally. Why do you keep saying one thing and doing another? Make up your mind, boy.
This isn't the worst of it though.
You give yourself more pats on the back than the former dictator of Iraq. If I may cite an example:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39648#682638
Submitted by anonymous at 2004-07-28 04:30:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
I still don't like Tom, even if he's trying to be nice.
He was an asshole to me a couple of times for no reason; takes his jab at me like a little whiny kid and then disappears.
Buttmunch.
On the other hand, I've never had anything against Fetish.
Maybe cause he doesn't care so much about MVA crap, etc etc.
You went on to say that this was, in fact, you. You saying that you liked yourself more than Tom. Well I should hope you like yourself more than other people, but you don't walk around talking about it. I've been making this brand new modesty potion. Let me give you the ingredients:
2 pinches of salt
1 cup of basil
1 drop of harmless scorpion venom
1 "Kick me" sign.
Put the salt, basil, and venom in a blender and blend into a thick soup-like substance. Eat it all. Then, put the sign on your back and walk around your high school. You'll get modest unusually fast.
What? You're in college? Who could have guessed? You act like a 14 year old girl.
Next, you whine and moan about how retaliatory ratings are "the new thing", then do it yourself. What? You don't do it? I beg to differ! If I may cite another example:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39781#684249
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:25:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:51:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
What, you think I'm going to tackle you for talking smack about me? Pff, I don't care what anyone thinks of me now. If I did, I'd still be in debates with people.
You can hate me all you want, but do not camp on my posts. Ever. Do not follow me around. Ever
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Only because you told me what to do.
Otherwise, I'd given you +2 for this.
"Otherwise, I'd given you a +2 for this."
You clearly retaliate in this post, knocking it off the best ever list, where it sat as #1. What? Claiming you didn't complain about retaliatory ratings?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39648#682108
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-27 22:18:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-27 20:07:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
<fairly good advice snipped>
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Tom you have a point. But, the truth is I'm not really here so that I'll be liked. I tried the ignoring thing before, it just doesn't work here. Everybody's doing the retaliation thing now. It's the "in" thing on Ubersite.
Not to be a smartass... But, when did you leave the "I hate Fetish" crew? I do remember you wanting me banned. So I do find it a bit odd that all of a sudden you're acting like a decent guy, not that it's bad or anything.
"Everybody's doing the retaliation thing now. It's the "in" thing on Ubersite."
Oh, your growing piles of steam engine trains only get bigger from here.
Several weeks ago, you accused Bargled of being practically everyone on this website but yourself.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37912#641619
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-08 21:40:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
I need multiple usernames...
Here, you state that you need multiple user names. This message was posted on July 8th, 2004. Suddenly, this user who has rated everything under Bargled's name a negative two retaliates for giving your post a -2 and aggravating you. I see a positive correlation. That message stating you need multiple user names was made July 8th, 2004. This user was created July 8th, 2004. You denied ever having any part of this.
Are the pieces of the puzzle unifying?
Now, this new "Robot" character, Robot9698 has acted in retaliation to StonedSilly's general attacks on your feeble nature, which I have so gladly pointed out in this post. You do, without a doubt, have alternative user names. It doesn't matter what you say. You are lying. This is only obvious. You created Robot9698 because the first binary-speaking fake's ratings were removed.
I think I have said enough. I just felt as though I should point this out to you, Fetish. You obviously cannot see your own faults, and I believe it would be wrong of me, as a civilized person, to allow you to continue making a fool of yourself.
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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-01 15:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
drrrrr...
Submitted by anonymousagain <notfetish> at 2004-07-31 03:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by anonymous at 2004-07-28 04:30:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
I still don't like Tom, even if he's trying to be nice.
He was an asshole to me a couple of times for no reason; takes his jab at me like a little whiny kid and then disappears.
Buttmunch.
On the other hand, I've never had anything against Fetish.
Maybe cause he doesn't care so much about MVA crap, etc etc.
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I wrote this, I'm not Fetish.
I like Fetish even more for claiming credit.
Woo! Go Fetish, and Tom? Shove it!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-30 22:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-30 07:31:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Notice how Tom had to use an duplicate user to post this. How ironic.
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Get your facts straight. Tom didn't post this. He said so.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-30 22:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Will you two stop it?? Stop friggin bickering while pushing each other around
saying :
you're a peener
well, you're a douche bag
poopyhead you started it!
yeah, well, i'm telling mom!!
sheesh. just shake hands and kiss!!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What was that "whiney bitch" thing all about again?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-30 07:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Notice how Tom had to use an duplicate user to post this. How ironic.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-30 07:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-30 01:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2004-07-30 01:09:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
looky here 'kristen', you should worry less about people being mean to him and more about him redecorating your house with your intestines. i dont know either yous but anyone who names themselves after his obsession with some girl he hasnt met probably spends alot of time reading 'guns and ammo' and perfecting his rope tying technique
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This is fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-30 01:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-07-30 01:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2, because salt, basil, and a drop of scorpion venom would never blend into anything even remotely resembing soup.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-30 01:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I agree with Jimmy.
He's obsessing over lots of users on this site.
He obsesses over me, you, and Tom for starters.
That's why I bought a taser for next ubercon, should fag bag decide to go.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-30 01:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:47:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:43:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:33:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
I like Fetish.
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Yeah? Well the Anti-Fetish club is way bigger than the Kristen <3 Fetish club
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Is it a competition? Because I'll round up some cronies and whoop all y'all anti-Fetishers' asses
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It's a competition, all right.. I think it's safe to say that Fetish suckss.
I really shouldn't be talking about the asshat, 'cause I made a vow not to.
Oh well.
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2004-07-30 01:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
looky here 'kristen', you should worry less about people being mean to him and more about him redecorating your house with your intestines. i dont know either yous but anyone who names themselves after his obsession with some girl he hasnt met probably spends alot of time reading 'guns and ammo' and perfecting his rope tying technique
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:43:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:33:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
I like Fetish.
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Yeah? Well the Anti-Fetish club is way bigger than the Kristen <3 Fetish club
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Is it a competition? Because I'll round up some cronies and whoop all y'all anti-Fetishers' asses.
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
firm but fair, he's a cringeworthy loser.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:33:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
I like Fetish.
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Yeah? Well the Anti-Fetish club is way bigger than the Kristen <3 Fetish club.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like Fetish.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fetish's food isn't really that great.
My mom cooks something very similar to one of his dishes and it tastes like shit.
Me, I take pride in my cooking, as I'm sure Fetish does.
However, my recipes are geared more towards feeding a family, not filling a single mouth once.
Submitted by DoctorMonoculous (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not everyone is complete and utter shit; Fetish is just slightly more full of it than the average poster. His food does look quite good. He, as a person, does not.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought his food looked quite good actually, especially his pizza recipe.
I didn't bother reading the post because I'm too lazy, so forgive me if I missed something.
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was both nifty and dandy. A combination that was previously unexplored. With the power to make an ass of someone like that, you could be the next Michael Moore.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-29 23:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was not my doing.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-29 23:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is a very well written hate post.
+2 for anything with my userID number in it.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-29 23:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I giggled.