Sex at Denny's (839 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.43 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Toby <sterling96.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-30 00:18:49 EDT
The following story is in response to post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/38228 by Tom...
I must also state that the following events are semi based in truth, but are mostly fiction... with that......
Sex at Denny's: I never saw it on the menu
It was late... about three am in the morning & Sharon's standing at the waitress counter staring and shaking her head. She's in awe and disbelief as to what is transpiring before her eyes. 'Damn it' she thinks to herself. 'I can't believe he had the balls to follow thru with it'.
<<<<<<<<Rewind about 30 minutes <<<<<<<<<<
Sharon: "Shit, I wish we had something to do... these late nights are killing me and to top it off it's boring as hell."
Me: "Well, you know while no one is in here.... We could have a little fun in the back" smacking her ass as I give her the come fuck me look.
Sharon: shakes her hips in that taunting manner that women do. "Well then what would happen to all the fun I have teasing you?"
Me: "Shit, why do you do this?"
Sharon: "Because I can..."
Me: "Get the girl that came in, she's been standing there a while."
Sharon goes to seat the chick and moves her body in the manner that women do... you know... the times when they KNOW they are being watched and just want to tease the fuck out of everyone around them... Little does she know that this whole thing is a set up. Knowing Sharon the way I do, she's a tease, but she is never one to turn down a bet. So me... in my infinite wisdom came up with a plan.
My plan is simple. Go to work, get teased by Sharon. Bring in the other chick I'm screwing, and make a small bet with Sharon. This way I know I will get more than my share of ass tonight!!!!
She comes back with Carla's order. So I go about my business and start cooking her food.
Me: "Hey, that chick is pretty cute, what do you think?"
Sharon: Shrugging shoulders, "Eh... not too bad I guess. She's a little skinny, but she's cute I guess."
Me: Looking dead at Sharon's crotch. "So, what do you bet me that I can get her to let me eat her out while she's eating?"
Sharon: "Shhhhhhaa right! Like she'd want some dumb cook eat her while she's in a public building eating scrambled eggs and hash browns...."
Me: Playing on her laziness, "No seriously... if I loose, I will do all your side work for the next two weeks. You won't have to do shit 'cept wait tables during work."
Sharon: "Well then, in that case," flipping up her skirt, "you can actually get into this!"
Me: "You are on girlie..."
I take the food to Carla. She accepts and thanks me, winking at the same time.
Me: "Are you ready for a little loving hun?"
Carla: "Does Sharon have any clue that you set her up?"
Me: "No, and I am certainly going to fuck her tonight... that is if you are still brave enough to go thru with your 'public sex' fantasy."
Carla: "I am, if you are..."
Me: "Well open up hun, I'm going down..."
I get down on my knees and get beneath the table. Was I fucking stupid? There is no room to move around down here... oh well, Carla's getting what she wants, and I'll get what I want... so I guess this is worth the slight discomfort. I get going, and so does she... about mid-way through her meal, Carla delivers a very obvious orgasm. I had done my part, know let's see if Sharon will...
>>>>>>Fast-forward>>>>>>>>
Shaking her head, Sharon stares at me in pure disbelieve as I approach her after climbing out from under the table.
Me: "OK hun, I delivered... it's your turn..."
Sharon: "I can't believe what I just saw... that was great... what did you say to her to get her to go along with it?"
Me: "I can't go about giving away trade secrets, so... you honest enough to follow through with your part of the bet?"
Sharon: "Abso-fucking-lutely!"
We had great, throw me down & fuck me sex five times that night in different locations at the restaurant. In-between the romps, she admitted that watching us was a huge turn on, and even suggested we do it again.
Too bad you can't get that on the menu!!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think I've ever seen a Denny's waitress that I would actually want to fuck.
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-07-30 04:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what... what the... you.. goddamn you.. do you realize you just made my brain bleed from reading that piece of shit? fucking goddammit.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-30 03:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you lie you no have sex at denny's.
No pluses for lack of graphic details.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-30 03:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wether this was true, i would have been content with just munching her piss flaps.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-30 02:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent shit man!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-30 01:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Racing joe at 2004-07-30 01:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gasp!!! ya mean thats not manoyse on my doubledecker dennys burger?
Submitted by Illusionist (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shiiiiaaat. I don't get any service at Denny's, now I know why. The staff are fucking each other.
Fuck you, and your "EAT at Denny's" attitude.
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ew