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You're an idiot, so your posts may as well reflect that (2045 hits)

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Submitted by Spooner (View user info) at 2004-07-30 09:47:22 EDT


Congratulations! You've been signed up at Ubersite for 3 days and have already amassed 13 posts, 3 hate posts, a net -1.38 average, and a multitude of varying death threats. It's slowly becoming obvious that you're not well liked here. No worry, because now you get to partake in a great Ubersite tradition, the Ubersite Denouncement Post. It's become quite apparent that you suck at posting, but hey, that's OUR fault, and now it's your job to tell as that.

First, begin your post with a greeting. This could be the most important part of your post, as it will set the tone for the rest of your bitching. Your greeting needs to pop right out and say "Hey Ubersite, I'm a total moron, and I have no idea what I'm talking about!

"Hey geeks," I'd suggest, as it's a widely held belief that all people to have ever used the Internet, aside from you, is a pencil-neck geek. Never mind that you're averaging roughly 1 post every 30 minutes, THEY'RE the ones who need to get a life."

Now you're going to have to break out your Network TV writing skills and get annoyingly sarcastic. You see, anyone can be sarcastic in a manner that would be funny, but you have the special ift of draining any and all humor out of a surefire can't-miss comedy concept. Just like on NBC! It may also help to include an insult.

"i guess since all r writers 4 hilarious shows like Friends or Method & Red, becuz u relly no alot about humor."

Now, verify you were being sarcastic, because we weren't really sure.

"o wait no ur not."

Now what you need to do is point out that you were just trying your best. Because just as in your tee-ball league, it doesn't matter what the ending result is, it only matters that you gave it your all. And you did give it your all. I mean, aside from your inability or just plain apathy toward correct spelling, punctuation, and paragraphing, you tried really really hard to write that rant about how preps suck, and we should respect that. After all, we're all going out for ice cream after this whether or not your post sucks or not. Hey, just like tee-ball again!

"i wuz jus tryin my best 2 be funny but i guess that isnt enuff 4 u guys. wut r u preps 2 perfect that u bash on sum1 jus 4 tryin?"

Call us fags.

"fags."

Reiterate your point that you live a fulfilling and rewarding life, while we sit alone in the dark, our small basement room illuminated only by the dim glow of our computer monitors. You live your life to the fullest, going outside and riding your skateboard before coming home and writing poetry. You live a life on envy, we are but shameful and lowly computer nerds.

"u guyz r jus nerds in ur nerds wit no lives."

laugh at your own joke. After all, you're hilarious!

"LOL"

Verify your superiority by referencing your girlfriend. It's a well known fact that no one on Ubersite has a girlfriend, and no only that, but only a lucky few of it's members have even been within 10 feet of a girl without breaking into tears. Your amazing ability to seduce 6 grade women makes you the greatest man alive. Because as everyone knows, women aren't people, they're just status symbols. Like Mercedes, or piles of cocaine.

"im gunna go mak out wit my girlfriend, u guyz wuld 2 if u had 1"

Of man that was hilarious, laugh at that one too, but laugh extra hard!

"LMAO!!!"

And, of course, the closing.

"later queers."

Congratulations, you've now renounced Ubersite! Your miserable experiment that was attempting to post here failed miserably, but hey, not that it matters. Because you kick ass despite your ability to spell or be funny, and we suck because we used a computer. That logic is airtight like a scuba outfit.

Because afterall, you're a total idiot, so your posts may as well reflect that.

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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-14 00:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-13 23:50:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-13 22:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy fuck this is genius!

At least when I did my fake goodbye post it was optimistic "If you hated me, you probably put too much thought into me. Let's not let people we know nothing about get us worked up." Also I had been here long enough where if I had left, it is worth saying good-bye.

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Snap

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:40:39 EST (#)
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Genius. Scarily accurate.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-27 08:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Kicker of all Shins

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-12-27 08:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't believe I've never seen this.

Plus Fuckin 2! That was divine!

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2004-12-27 07:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Spooner. This was awesome.

If it's going to be done, THAT'S how it should be done.

Submitted by Shroom (user info) at 2004-12-27 07:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG fuk u!!!!11`1 u r teh s uck!!!!!11`111`oneone

In all honesty, I got a big kick out of this.

Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2004-12-27 00:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Trouble514 (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

twat

honestly

bollocks!

I meant +2.

Glad you didn't have a streak going.


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

is that or is that not what I was saying on the latest lmaolorofl post?

can't give this less than a +2 but on casual reading I noticed 7 mistakes.

great post thouhg.

;-)


Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuk u, loser. u r a FAG

Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mmhmm.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliant.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-22 23:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was great. A positive bitch slapping. Only one more thing needs to be said:










BURN!

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-12 04:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Even though I can't stand behind this post and go "YEAH, FUCK YOU DUMBASSES!", what with my pitiful overall rating (thanks to faggot spammers), I still totally agree with you, and I think that you expressed this matter better than almost everyone else at this site could.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-12 04:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Pfft. Leave parodies to Tuesday.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-12 04:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yup

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-08-12 03:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How did I miss this?

Submitted by searock420 (user info) at 2004-08-12 03:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sutarkoen (user info) at 2004-08-12 03:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-08-04 16:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-04 16:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Golden.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-04 15:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is perfect.

Thank you.

Not that it will make the slightest difference to this particular breed of jackass, but one can always hope.

Submitted by Icedragon (user info) at 2004-08-04 15:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no comment

Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-08-04 14:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you man....*sniff*

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-08-02 15:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-01 12:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I'm in love...

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-31 00:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-30 17:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It is rather true, it wouldn't funny if it weren't.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-07-30 17:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

too bad it's true

GO BEARS WOO!!!

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-30 17:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:03:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

Spooner - You left off the threats of physical violence, that was even going on between Method and Kaelic.

I'll reach right through this monitor and kick you in the nuts.

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The inability to cause harm on your own is whre the method of asking them to do it for you came from.

ie- "Kill youself."

Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is great.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Spooner - You left off the threats of physical violence, that was even going on between Method and Kaelic.

I'll reach right through this monitor and kick you in the nuts.


Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not that predictable...am I?

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm bookmarking this for future reference.

Submitted by ferrisbeuller (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:19:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

Good. Good. I feel that we're getting to know each other now. I'm 154 pounds, 5'6. I like getting drunk, playing rugby and making new friends.
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The indimitation is off the walls.



Oh yeah, and this post was golden.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-30 14:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was awesome.

Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-07-30 14:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, nobody on ubersite ever does anything of a sexual nature. Gah. I can't say anything sarcastic enough to show how much of a 'tard this guy is. Oh, and its spelled Schizophrenia, and I AM a spoiled 15 year old kid. Its NOT hard.

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-07-30 13:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CBG Trivia

Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-30 13:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

too many of these exist, second only to Ubersite Denouncement Posts.

posative only cause it was well done.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-07-30 13:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Bam!!

+1

(I reserve the Bigaty-Bams for +2 posts. This is not a +2 as I have done this before... you fucking whore.)

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You can post reviews in this thread only. Other than that, fuck you.

I think fuck you, I've actually never read any of your stuff.

Fuck you in the conditions that your average post rating is under .5, otherwise, be on your way.

Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't I just keep posting shit? Do I have to leave? I like it here!

Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good work Spooner
Godsakes Triple why do you care so much, it's a fucking website, you'll probably never meet any of us,and you will never know anything about us, which is why Spooner's post only made comment on you post and writting ability (or lack of), instead of all that fag crap that you tend to use. Just give it up you emotionally unstable, unloved wanker. Instead of writing crap posts you should be spending your time building up your self-esteem.

Submitted by mjt7420 (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Method <iamjackspassword> at 2004-07-30 12:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep, you definitely suck.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, you've already gone through 6 tries, and none of them have been "lucky."

Maybe you should just do reviews and stuff, since then I won't have to read them.

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

As they say, third tim lucky.

or something like that.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your posting this is what pissed me off the most: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39904


Easily one of the most forwarded things on the internet. Everyone's seen it. Twice. This was printed in my newspaper once for chrissakes.

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Am I annoying people?

I got the sense that people actually liked me, but didn't feel confident enough to say it! I know the minority might dislike me, due to me erratic, pointless posts, but secretly, I know you all love me. Be the first to say it. Go on....




"I LOVE TRIPLE OPTICS" or maybe you could say "taking a daily does of TRIPLE OPTICS helped me recover from a serious case of paranoid scitsophrenia.

I know scitsophrenia is spelt wrong, but its a bloody hard word to spell. Even for as Alah would say "a spoilt 14 year old kid"

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

MicjGinny started out as an annoying noob, maybe you can make the turnaround.

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am indeed. I can be funny at the right times and occasions. This isn't the occasion. I might even make you "LOL" if you say

"triple, I'm sorry. Can we be friends again?"
"yes we can Alah, yes we can"


Friend xxx

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You : "Triple retard we acting like kids in front of everyone"
Me : "Yes we did alah, take your hand of my leg you ass"
You :"sorry"
Me: "that's ok friend"

Holy shit. You are capable of intellegence.

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Alah. I think in good time we can become friends. We'll look back on this when were old and decaying and say

You : "Triple retard we acting like kids in front of everyone"
Me : "Yes we did alah, take your hand of my leg you ass"
You :"sorry"
Me: "that's ok friend"


Or something along those lines


Friend xxx

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I only have one name: Alahackbar.

Guess I'm just not cool then, am I triple?

It should take more then a few months for you to wrap your brain around something. Your brain is very small, and will require a large amount of pulling and tugging to get it wrapped around something as large as ubersite. I suggest starting with something only slightly bigger then your brain, and working your way up.

Might I suggest something the size of a pea, or maybe a small peanut? This should give you quite a challenge in the months to come.

Seriously now, will you just go away? Please? Look, I'm being nice. See:

"Dear Triple_Optics
Please go away. I really don't like the way you have handled this situation what-so-ever, and neither do the majortiy of this site. I kindly ask that you depart from this site, never to return.
Love,
AlahAckbar.

P.S. If you leave, I promise I will +2 the next ten newbies who come in and post like you do."

There. I was nice! Can you just go away now? Please?

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eat this.

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am incredibly sick of posts about Uber.

That being said, this was very well done.

+2!

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Anything but the post.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You betta be more productive, or I'll write a post about you so hard...

Submitted by punchdrunk (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Give me a few more months to get my minute, insignificant brain around this site, and then I'll more productive.



Friend xxx

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nope, I forgot. I'm a mother fucking newbie, with the writing skills of a 3 year old with autism

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Glad you've come to terms.

And handing out +2's for no reason isn't how it's done.

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you notice though. I plus two literally everyone on this site. Just giving back to the community.
As I said before. your detective skills are extraordinary. I am a child. I'll inform you all when I grow my first pube and I touch my first vagina.

I could make a good post out of that.

Nope, I forgot. I'm a mother fucking newbie, with the writing skills of a 3 year old with autism

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

C'mon Alah, everyone has more than 1 name. I have like 18 names.

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But as for little, I am most likely bigger than you, probably older.

Sorry.
You are none of the above.

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good of you to ignore the comment about you having three seperate user names, which you use to -2 people and +2 your own posts, kid.

And you are definitly a kid.

Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Now he is telling people he can beat them up? jesus christ.

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Right, theres really no point in that. I'm sat at a computer. oh, right i get you now.

I'm going to smack you kind sir *smack* take that *bang*

That sorta thing?



Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's scary how accurate this post is.

SCARY TO THE EXTREME!!!!!!

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Good. Good. I feel that we're getting to know each other now. I'm 154 pounds, 5'6. I like getting drunk, playing rugby and making new friends.


Friend xx

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just thought I would add a recent discussion that Triple_Retard had with JME:

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Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-30 08:50:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

you've been awake for 10 minutes? and your already sat at your computer?
That explains a lot you sad cunt.
((YOU'VE GOT NO LIFE, YOU NERD!-FROM ALAHACKBAR)

Go find a girl, bang the shit out of her, have a beer. And relax (YOU'VE GOT NO LIFE, YOU GEEK!)

Oh, and I couldn't really comment on Kristin. Seeing as I haven't spoke to her. But, I live in Britain. I have a girl Friend. ((I'M GONNA GO MAKE OUT WITH HER NOW!))I have a Life. I'm 19. (well, I turn 19 tomorrow)
Thank you.

P.S, keep visiting this post. I like the hits.

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Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:11:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

I am a girl you cockwank. And Nancy the blow up nurse doesn't count as a girlfriend.
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Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:20:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Did i mention that you were a bloke?.....NOPE.

You can always get strap on sally out the cuboard and fuck a girl. (YOUR GHEY! LOLOMFGLMAO) You might be into chewing on the 'ol kebab. (YOUR GHEY!)

______________________________________________________________________________________
Plus he has three different usernames (that would be triple_optics, money_shot, and shouldbeworkingwhilstatwork)
can we ban this fuck already? Please?


Oh, triple retard. If you were trying out new user names, then how come you -2'd a ton of people with all three?, and +2'd all your shit with all three?

Sounds like you were acting like a little kid, which you are.

Now he is telling people he can beat them up? jesus christ.


Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm 15, 115 pounds, and I have girl arms...

but I'm still funnier.

I WIN!

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, you've got me again. Yeah, I was trying different user names. Trying to get the feel for each of them and I felt at home with Triple optics.

But as for little, I am most likely bigger than you, probably older. I wouldn't know. I don't know you. I wouldn't mind getting to know you because this could turn out to be a love hate relationship.



No...it wouldn't work would it.


It might?

No.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL ROTF!!!!!!!!

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOW THIS IS A RILLY WAL WRITAN POST!111!1 OMG WTF I IT MAED ME LAUGH S3VERAL TIEMS!1!1!!!1 WTF LOL I WIL GIEV IT A +2 SINCE I TRULY THINK IT D3SERVAS IT!111!1!1 OMG

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:51:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

triple_optics pushed me over the edge, but it's in response to so many people over the history of Ubersite who, instead of accepting the fact that they suck at writing, have instead decided that we were fags.

___________________________________________________
Submitted by money_shot (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:56:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm pleased that I inspired you to write such a fulfilling and meaningful piece.

_________________________________________________________

I fucking knew it. He's also Shouldbeworking or something or another.

LIttle bastard.




Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by money_shot (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:56:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm pleased that I inspired you to write such a fulfilling and meaningful piece.

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Now you, fool, triple_optics, who's best contribution to this site as of right now is inspiring me to write this post.

Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It is spelt 'kearpail', not 'kerpall'

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm still waiting for you to get AIM and challenge me like the man you may or may not be, cbg.

Submitted by dolfin (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'll never get tired of hearing about how much and why people hate punk 14 year olds with bad typing skills.

Submitted by money_shot (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm pleased that I inspired you to write such a fulfilling and meaningful piece.

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU ARE UNFIT TO BASH NOOBS

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was awesome. Thanks for giving me something to add to my "dear mother fucking newbies" reply.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

eye

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Call us fags.

"fags."



I <3 Spooner!

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

liek omg ur suhc a nrd spooner LOL u suk go get a gf or a lief

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gospel.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

triple_optics pushed me over the edge, but it's in response to so many people over the history of Ubersite who, instead of accepting the fact that they suck at writing, have instead decided that we were fags.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed out loud several times, and I haven't even had my coffee yet this morning.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

u r all fags.

Im gonna go maek out w my gf now.



Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OK, but who are you talking about...

treat him like you would a little kid...ignore him and he'll go away....don't dedicate a full post...thats what whoever he is wants.

maybe this post should've been a -2 long reply to his posts.


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