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Ubersite Scraps: July, Vol. 2 (758 hits)

Category: Business & Financial

Rating: 2 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by Jinky Williams (View user info) at 2004-07-30 11:01:26 EDT


(Don't ask where #1 went)

All righty. This is how it's going down: Bi-weekly updates of the scraps (circa 15th and 30th of each month), with updates of the entire scrapbook every three months.

The "scraps" are not the scrapbook in its entirety; just the new ones that have been found since the last installment.

As always, please feel free to link to any of your own posts or nominate any posts you think should be on here.


//START

====================
ANECDOTES (F and NF)
====================

"What Do You Do? A Story"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/8028

"You no mess with Manchu Wok lady"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39511

"Closure; (don't know why I chose Uber to do it)"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37914

"Always Look Before Going Through Automatic Doors."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39827

"Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll.( Warning, contents of Post may contain only some or none of these products)"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39945

"Happy"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39505

"Today I Saw the Mystery Hole, and Came Back Alive!"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38725

"They Say It's the Little Things"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39830

"Human Projectiles and Drywall"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39496

"Suicide and Hope"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36178

"Hot Bum Action!"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39954

"J.F.Cabbie"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39754

"waffles v. pancakes"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39617

"The night I slept like a princess: The follow-up"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39628

"Attack of the Space Invaders!!"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39630

"The fake epileptic baglady who I love"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39549

"Limits - Who am I working for?"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/2766

"Pulled Over By The Thought Police"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/15472

"Scaring young girls."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17015

"What my dog does for me"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39751

"I eat salad and I'm sensitive"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39997

"Crazies I have known: Chicago public transit encounters"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39772

"Think I'll Hide Out Under There. I Just Made You Say Underwear."s
http://www.ubersite.com/m/6988

"Black Market Corn Makes The Baby Jesus Cry"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39839

"I never saw a man..."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/7054

"Some bellies never fill."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39995

"The Cherry Pie Incident"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/7406

"Socially Un-Dead."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26983

"A day in the life of"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39956

"How the Howler Monkeys lost their trampoline."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39781

"I'm declaring war"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/6880

"The Customer's Always Right Dammit! (At Least When that Customer's Me)"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39928

"The Story Of An Epic Road Trip To Wagga Wagga."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39922

"This One's For You, Donny"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39911

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STORIES
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"No, Virginia, there is no Captain America"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37632

"Dear Mom, Ubercamp is Fun"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39778

"Your Mother Broke Our Hearts Son"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14658


======
SERIES
======

"Uberia"
Chapter I: http://www.ubersite.com/m/23306
Chapter II Loki's Descent: http://www.ubersite.com/m/23314
Chapter III Post Wars: http://www.ubersite.com/m/23319
Chapter IV The Discovery: http://www.ubersite.com/m/23357
Chapter V Further down the spiral: http://www.ubersite.com/m/23461
Uberia: The Movie: http://www.ubersite.com/m/23462
Chapter VI A Taste of Fury: http://www.ubersite.com/m/23468
Chapter VII The Merciless Siren: http://www.ubersite.com/m/23576
Chapter VIII Rise of the Triad: http://www.ubersite.com/m/23679
Chapter IX Battle Rage: http://www.ubersite.com/m/23795
Chapter X Goliath Strike: http://www.ubersite.com/m/23900
Chapter XI Deadly Encounters: http://www.ubersite.com/m/24112
Chapter XII From the ashes: http://www.ubersite.com/m/24128
Chapter XIII Headstrong Diplomacy: http://www.ubersite.com/m/24484
Chapter XIV The Fading Light of Hope: http://www.ubersite.com/m/24545
Chapter XV Plans of Mutiny: http://www.ubersite.com/m/25129
Chapter XVI Ambush in Uberia: http://www.ubersite.com/m/26194
Chapter XVII Impossible Odds: http://www.ubersite.com/m/26742
Chapter XVIII Enter Maddox: http://www.ubersite.com/m/26830
Chapter XIX The McGuddah Artifact: http://www.ubersite.com/m/26917
Chapter XX The Showdown: http://www.ubersite.com/m/26928

"A Life in Five Acts"
Denial: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39270
Anger: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39402
Bargaining: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39490
Depression: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39620
Acceptance: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39769

"The Port-O-Crapper incident"
1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/37792
2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/37995
3: http://www.ubersite.com/m/38114
4: http://www.ubersite.com/m/38640
5: http://www.ubersite.com/m/38945
6 (shopping & church): http://www.ubersite.com/m/39575

"Islam"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33488

"Because the Future is Uber"
1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39530
2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39626
3: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39787

"Adventures in Being a Klutz"
Adventures in Being a Klutz: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39300
How an Aglet Kicked My Ass: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39407
Why I Don't Use the Swingset Anymore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39609

"How I Won the Cold War"
The Incredible Story of a True JAG Warrior: http://www.ubersite.com/m/34825
Part 2 (Help Me!): http://www.ubersite.com/m/34928
Part 3 (Bonsai Charge): http://www.ubersite.com/m/35186
Part 4 ("Where's Your Ax Handle?"): http://www.ubersite.com/m/35374
Part 5 (The Rug Merchant): http://www.ubersite.com/m/35837
Part 6 ('Ol Betsy): http://www.ubersite.com/m/36612

"Uber Collaborative"
Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/34282
Part 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/34295
Part 3: http://www.ubersite.com/m/34420
Part 4: http://www.ubersite.com/m/34456
Part 5: http://www.ubersite.com/m/34685
Part 6: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35196
Part 7: http://www.ubersite.com/m/36505

"MacBeth, Updated for the Twentieth Century"
Part I: http://www.ubersite.com/m/32147
Part II: http://www.ubersite.com/m/32339
Part III: http://www.ubersite.com/m/34821
Part IV: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35022

"I Am Only a Messenger"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39773


======================
VIEWS AND OBSERVATIONS
======================

"The History of Shit Post Thursday - In Memorium"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17922

"Edison Is Rolling In His Grave"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39838

"Generation Next"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39732

"Urban legends: Dancing, neanderthals, and the white man's problem"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39738

"What If an Uber User Died?"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39624

"Official Rules For Calling Shotgun"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/5630

"A Legal Query"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39948

"Girl's Sports - Making My Sandwich"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39739

"What's the deal with zombies?"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/7787

"Music or the Image?"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/4615

"Random Rants..."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/7422

"The Two Greatest Albums Ever Recorded"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39763

========
GRAPHICS
========

"Gentlemen, BEHOLD"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40008


=========
UBER FADS
=========

**NOPE**


=====================
WHERE DO I PUT THESE?
=====================

"SPT- Ask me a question- I'll tell you no lies"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39868

"Actual MTV Pimp My Ride Pictures and Testimonials"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39523

"Luxury Automobile"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39792

"I won't write for you."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39761

//END


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--JW

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