WWYRSW: Illegal vs Legal (7990 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.3 on 76 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by reallybored (View user info) at 2004-07-30 11:09:59 EDT
Just a reminder: This post is completely and totally 100% hypothetical. In no way, shape, or how do the editors of this post or the readers/reviewers are being serious in any of the claims they are making towards the underage women pictured here. Even if someone were to say something like, "RB , I'm serious. I want to stick my dick in Lindsey Lohan's ass and wiggle it around a bit while at the same type fisting her." What they really mean is, "Top of the morning to you RB, I would love to meet and greet Ms. Lohan and perhaps engage in some carnal sins when she is of age. Cherrie-O!"
LEGAL:
Name: Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan
Age: 18, 18
Height 5 foot 7, 5 foot 5
Weight: unknown, unknown
Profession: Actress, Actress
Interesting Trait: IMDB actually lists Byne's favorite lip-gloss, the apocalypse is near. Lohan has a recording contract, um yeah that's gonna work real fucking well.
RB's personal comments: Lohan is dating Fez from that 70s show. WTF indeed.
ILLEGAL:
Name: Hillary Duff, Maria Sharapova
Age: 17, 17
Height: 5 foot 4, 6 feet
Weight: unknown, 130 lbs
Profession: Actress/Singer, Tennis Player
Interesting Trait: Duff's music is actually selling. Unlike some other ultra hot tennis stars, Maria is actually good.
RB's personal comment: http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/characters/duffman-quotes.html
Now the question is...who would you rather sleep with?
User Reviews
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-30 09:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best WWYRSW ever=http://www.ubersite.com/m/40697
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-30 08:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sharapova...blonde, russian, tall, long legs, great body...
i need a moist towelette.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While you were away, I took a stab at this:
WWYRSW: Sexy Business Suits or Loose Hippie Bitches.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43110
just filling the void.
Submitted by lrw (user info) at 2004-08-02 11:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That pic of Hilary Duff lookin like a whore in that green halter is fake... check it out. http://mjmorningshow.com/cc-common/feeds/view.php?feed_id=263&feed=/mainfeed.html&instance=1&article_id=5205
if it works..
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-08-02 11:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would say the two you classify as 'legal' are hotter. But then again where I live they are all legal.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-08-02 05:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
give me a 6 foot blonde russian sex goddess anyday. How long till she's seen with sergei federov?
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-08-02 01:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In my state (washington), the age of consent is 16, meaning that even if i was 110 years old, (and could still get it up), i could have sex with any of these young ladies.
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2004-08-02 01:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Duh LINDSAY PWNS THEM ALL
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-08-02 00:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Illegal.
Submitted by Kiefer Sutherland at 2004-08-01 21:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Lindsey Lohan shaves her bagina. Thats right I said bagina.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-01 18:29:39 EDT (#)
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Legal
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-08-01 16:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LIndsay Lohan is a goddess, plain and simple.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-31 22:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Illegal all the way.
Hillary Duff is evil and I hate her with all of my being. That being said I would still bang her faster than Kerry was killing babies over in 'Nam.
I met Lindsay Lohan once and she ain't that hot in person. She also smiles like a crazed elk.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-07-31 22:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't I have all three? One at a time or all together?
Seriously, you don't have to look further than this post to see why we sent the Puritans packing.
+2 for the pics
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-31 22:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Amanda Bynes.
She's the only chick I would do out of all four.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-31 22:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-30 14:51:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
That one of Hillary Duff in the green isn't even her you fucking douche.
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That's funny as thats the picture that made me think she was better looking.
I want my vote back
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-07-31 21:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37330
It ain't even close.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-30 22:15:15 EDT (#)
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I think they are all very pretty... As for Falco - I would say Lohan is fit. Granted, she is not disgustingly skinny, but that's a good thing.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:50:24 EDT (#)
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I just dont see why you called me a pyscho in one of Rizzo's posts.
You dont even know me.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:31:18 EDT (#)
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ill take Amanda Bynes and Maria Sharapova.
oh yea. they are all legal for my 17yr old ass.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2004-07-30 17:25:18 (#)
Ranking: -1
You will never get a girl.
Sincerely, "Pyscho"bitch.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
holy fuck thats awesome. Thanks Raime, your insight is wonderful.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-07-30 17:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'd take Duff to Hawaii where it wouldn't be illegal at all.
The age of consent on the islands = 14.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2004-07-30 17:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You will never get a girl.
Sincerely, "Pyscho"bitch.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-30 17:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Legal.
And not just because I'm an honest law-abiding citizen.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bah, they're all legal in england.
Stupid colonists.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm 24...
and I'm going with the Illegals on this one. Don't give me that "You sick bastard!" talk... it's only 1 year, maybe not even, between the girls you picked and the ones I picked.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Duff > Bynes > Russian > Lohan
Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I do ravage vaginas fucker ! And when I haven't for like a complete day, I pay for it !
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not sure if its legal in Washington, but since I've banged a 16 yearold chick since I turned 18, I'll go with Duff.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:17:34 (#)
Ranking: -1
I bet you're good at compare/contrast essays too.
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Fucking blow me.
Aw crap that didnt work as intended.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
9. I got molested on the train yesterday AND today, so clearly among creepy Chicago guys, illegal wins.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Hilary Duff got's some mad side cleavage going in that one picture.
2. I hate Hilary Duff.
3. Amanda Bynes looks about ten.
4. Lindsey Lohan is fucking hot.
5. Bullshit, she's fit falco. She's just got a little bit of meat on her.
6. I'm hungry.
7. I'd rather sleep with the Smallville couple.
8. Or Sean Connery.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I bet you're good at compare/contrast essays too.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-30 14:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That one of Hillary Duff in the green isn't even her you fucking douche.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-07-30 14:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amanda Bynes gives me wood.
Althought my cat sitting in just the right place on my lap does the same thing.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-30 14:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to go with the legals.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-30 14:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Legal.
"How old are you?"
"16"
"18, alll-riiight!"
"MOM!"
"I like where this is going"
-Family Guy
(the one where Meg is flaggirl and Quagmire <sp?> is sent in for revenge on the cheerleaders)
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-30 13:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All of them look good enough to have sexual intercourse with.
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-07-30 13:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They're all legal for me, so I say Duff and Bynes at the same time.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-30 13:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
illegal
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do the mix and match thing too. One from each category....or all four.
Am I the only one who doesn't know who's who? I know which is Hillary Duff, because her face and name are all over the place, but I really can't place anyone else's names with their faces.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Incase anyone didnt notice, Lohan has some big fucking boobies.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
15 is the age here in Quebec.
I'd love those tennis player legs wrapped around me. Duff could watch from the sidelines, and maybe play with my nuts.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the clarification
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just lookes at that Lohan gallery, i'd give her 6/10, she does look hot on the pic that link is to tho.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I prefer women as opposed to little girls.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:59:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote for Maria Sharapova
Hilary Duff has one stupid face.
I still don't know what WWYWWS or somethin' means.
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Submitted by UniBrowZIT (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bah Lohan is a Cunt.. actually she's like a Cunt times 12.. so.. there's no term derogatory enough towards women to describe just how evil she is.. maybe cock-teasing blue-balling succubus whore from the 8th level of Hell where Lucifer spits out Brutus once in a while to chew on Lohan's snatch but he catches herpes from the nasty bitch, then kicks her out of Hell for making him feel shitty, and after she arrives on earth she sucks cock, causing it to shrivel up and fall off, until she gets a film and record contract... naw thats not quite bad enough
Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's all the reason you need for Lohan, besides the fact that she like to show off her newly bought tits whenever possible-
http://www.badassmofo.com/slices/lindsay-lohan/index.php?action=enlarge_photo&image_id=303
Submitted by Robot9598 (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote for Maria Sharapova
Hilary Duff has one stupid face.
I still don't know what WWYWWS or somethin' means.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, I meant to rate it a 2. Damn it
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's MY photoshopped pic of Hilary, dammit.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is the chick in the turqiouse bikini?
- she isnt bvery fit.
The chick in top left is nice.
I'd choose sharapova, i've dated and done american girls and they are FUCKING annoying.
The 'illegal pix' are rather crap quality
PS 16 is legalhere.
I love that photoshopped pic of hilary in the middle so heres +2
Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Lohan
Bynes
Sharpova
Duff
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Submitted by UniBrowZIT (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:25:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bynes. Wanted Bynes since she was on Pete and Pete, then played Harriet the Spy... Then in Eurotrip she's all developed and hot.. I'm practically her age so it doesn't matter... right?
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You're thinking of Michelle Trachtenberg. Amanda Bynes was on a different Nickelodeon show - All That. And it's alright for me to know this because I am 18 so when I was watching it I was like 8, so it's ok. right?
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:25:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Duff's clearly the pick with Sharpova running a close 2nd. Bynes just looking way too cute and innocent
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Fuck that, makes her all the hotter.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
17 is good in texas.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lohan, shes a whore.
Submitted by UniBrowZIT (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoops.. wishful.. reading I guess. I mixed up Amanda Bynes with Michelle Trachtenberg. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005502/ Thats the one I'd wanna bone myself. Or the tennis chick.. I think the law is like a 3 year leeway and since im 18 it's legal for me..
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man... toughest one ever. I'm gonna have to go with legal, since i have an amanda bynes fetish.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lohan. Definately.
Uni: Bynes was in Eurotrip? I don't remember seeing her. She's not listed in the cast on IMDB either.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best WWYRS EVAR!
I need to mix and match with this one, RB. I gotta go with Hillary Duff and Amanda Byrnes. But if you really need and illegal vs. legal answer, I have to go with the illegal group. Hillary and Maria are simply bangin'. I do have a thing for Amanda Byrnes. She just looks young, maybe that's it?
Submitted by UniBrowZIT (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bynes. Wanted Bynes since she was on Pete and Pete, then played Harriet the Spy... Then in Eurotrip she's all developed and hot.. I'm practically her age so it doesn't matter... right?
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Duff's clearly the pick with Sharpova running a close 2nd. Bynes just looking way too cute and innocent
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice tits don't make up for a five year old face.
with that said, the blonde girl looks old enough and cute enough
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Legal, always legal.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilliary Duff. Lindsey Lohan looks played out, and Amanda Bynes is watched by my 5 year old neice.
Hey sweethart, I banged amanda Bynes last night! She goes down like an intern in washington!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:18:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Illegal?
You wanna come to the UK mate...
Send them all to my house for fine wine and good times.
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fuck the fine wine like they are going to notice ?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Illegal?
You wanna come to the UK mate...
Send them all to my house for fine wine and good times.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The legal age is Russia is actually six so you could move there and nail the tennis player and her younger sisters.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
they're all legal for me
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Legal.
I'm no pedophile.
Althooooough.....nah.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bynes. I've been watching that one since before college.
I'm not a pervert, I just like to think ahead.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:13:34 EDT (#)
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All four. At the same time. With strap-ons. And mother.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lidnsay Lohan trumps all on that list.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ohlookasquirrel
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-30 11:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes i know that one (or more) of these pics was already posted. I dont care.
Sorry the pic isnt as clean as it should be. The owner of my company is walking around and i had to make this fast.