We don't need technology (2455 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -0.02 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by VaginaRavager (View user info) at 2004-07-30 16:04:02 EDT
Talibans were right. We need to go back to the Stone Age and do whatever our inbred ancestors were doing. Like ass fucking our new borns and hunt for wild turkey.
Every two feet, there's always a bunch of digits to inform me about unimportant shit like the time or some new products that will make me cool and metrosexually viable. Even though I am already.
Everyday at work, I'm forced to listen to some nerd's Internet exploits. If I don't, his computer skills combined with his frustration of being the pathetic gerbil that he his could undermine my future. You see, back in the days, masculine dudes like me didn't have to deal with nerds or other rodent related species. We simply had to wreck their insect face on our virile kneecaps and keep on with our day !
I have a whole lot more to say about that matter, but I figured my renown art could speak for me:
User Reviews
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-14 12:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best post ever
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-02 10:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i agree
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-24 12:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-24 11:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEAT
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-02 00:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-03-29 11:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even bart descended from the heavens to minus 2 this.
It's true that in days gone by many a face was wrecked on my virile knees.
I'm a drunken sailor.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best post I have ever made. Too bad I made it with an alter.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-21 15:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-01 17:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:16:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a strange feeling that you have never ravaged a vagina, let alone seen one.
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Agreed. AssMuncher would be more appropriate.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-30 19:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-07-30 17:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Like ass fucking our new borns and hunt for wild turkey."
I like hunting bourbon.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was hilarious, why do you guys not like it?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you ever seen a vagina? Before you answer, that one that Coach Thompson drew on the board during health last year doesn't count. To answer yes, you have to have have seen a live human vagina, not in a textbook, magazine, video, or on a website. Also, you can't say you saw your mom's when you were born. You haven't seen a vagina, let alone ever been close enough to one to ravage it. School starts soon little buddy, we'll all miss you.
Submitted by convicted_child_rapist (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck technology. It makes it easier for the Feds to recognize my semen.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We don't need Ralf Little.
http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/down.htm
It's been a while.
Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was retarded.
Submitted by theDSC (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I get the feeling the last Vag you ravaged was your moms as your Rocky Dennis shaped head gaped her slit...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by maryjane (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You make me sick.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a strange feeling that you have never ravaged a vagina, let alone seen one.
Submitted by cacodemon (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, I found it lacking.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Har har peener!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Worthy of my boner being pressed against the screen.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for "insect face"