Can you fix a hymen? (1445 hits)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2004-07-30 16:31:43 EDT
One of my female friends finally gave it up, and now she is bitching and moaning about how she wishes she didn't. So, can her hymen be fixed?
Just curious.
Maybe with duct tape? How about some flooring epoxy? Will it just grow back? Is it like a dislocated finger, could it just be popped back into place?
Discuss.
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-31 12:56:35 EDT (#)
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maybe a stapler or some thread and a needle
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-07-30 23:59:10 EDT (#)
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Okay, so what you do is go get a screwdriver. Give the screwdriver to her, and have her hold it. Tell her to turn around, bend over, and count to ten. When she gets to seven, kick her in her box.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-30 23:49:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:37:22 (#)
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"Waaah, I wish I didn't give up my virginity to him!"
What is it with girls and losing their virginity? Is it really THAT big of a deal?
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Only if you lost it to someone you wish you hadn't.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-30 23:35:11 EDT (#)
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Use paper mache.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-30 22:25:21 EDT (#)
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I head it can grow back.
I don't know if it's true though.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:16:51 EDT (#)
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Yes, you can.
With a lot of time and solitude
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38385
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:14:44 EDT (#)
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Tie a bunch of pubes together, and that way, they will ip out, and she will bleed. It worked in a joke I heard once, so in theory, it should work.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-07-30 17:28:42 EDT (#)
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Yes, there is a surgical procedure to restore virginity and it's most often used by Persian women who are considered unclean, and unworthy of marriage if they aren't virgins.
I don't know the name of it but I heard this discussed on the radio a couple weeks ago.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2004-07-30 17:08:05 EDT (#)
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what the fuck?
Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-07-30 17:03:20 EDT (#)
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I think I know you can't
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:55:54 EDT (#)
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Breaking them IS fixing them!
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:55:51 EDT (#)
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All the women(all three of them) I've ever slept with were sluts, so I don't know nothin about no hymens.
Try crazy glue though, that shit is so strong she'll have to take it in the ass for the rest of her life
I wish I could be more help, but the only women I can get have already had their hymens broken.
If there is any unbroken hymens out there let me know.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:51:51 EDT (#)
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I own four Asian hymens. I will never give them up.
Submitted by lrw (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:49:37 EDT (#)
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slap some elmer's on there... yeah THEN staple it.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:45:24 EDT (#)
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Bleh.
Submitted by convicted_child_rapist (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:39:29 EDT (#)
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I've broken hundreds of hymens.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:37:22 EDT (#)
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"Waaah, I wish I didn't give up my virginity to him!"
What is it with girls and losing their virginity? Is it really THAT big of a deal?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:37:14 EDT (#)
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Maybe a shotgun would help.
Not to heal her hymen, but to kill her for being a cry-baby cuunt.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:34:09 EDT (#)
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I watched an episode of the Man Show once, and they had these things for sale, and one of them was a Hymen Repair Kit.
Har har fallopian tubes!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:33:36 EDT (#)
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Duct tape fixes all. Try it.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:33:24 EDT (#)
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where can I get Pash's brew kettle?
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:33:08 EDT (#)
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Bah. Give it a week, she'll be begging for more dick by then.