Pack up your troubles (765 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -1.25 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fetish™ can't touch this (View user info) at 2004-07-30 17:42:15 EDT
A line from the song...
"If you've a lucifer to light your fag"
God's way of telling us that homosexuals will be tormented in eternal hellfire for their sin of buttsex. He told me so himself. I don't visit him that often- I spend a lot of time in New York eating Big Macs and crushing people with my Hummer- but he still found time to tell me that. He put the message in the song in the hopes that such a sin would not continue. You have let him down.
And another thing; why don't we force all homeless people to be cheap prostitutes and tax their earnings, somewhere around 95 percent? I think it'd give them a chance to get off their asses and contribute to the betterment of society for a change.
Word to your mother.
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-29 20:51:36 EDT (#)
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and you called my work lame?
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-03 03:28:01 EDT (#)
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Sofa queen you clever little chappy
Submitted by Hammertime (user info) at 2004-08-03 03:16:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-07-31 00:22:21 EDT (#)
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Holy Christ! It's not an impersonation.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-30 23:27:32 EDT (#)
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If you're going to impersoate someone, at least study their mannerisms and styles.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-07-30 19:44:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:09:57 (#)
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Stop pretending to be him.
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I don't think he's pretending to be Fetish. He's just stating simple facts in his display name, I think.
Submitted by Sofa_Queen (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:18:25 EDT (#)
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God puts messages in all sorts of songs. For example, you ever analyze the song "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?"
To the untrained eye, that jsut looks like gibberish. But to a trained scholar such as myself, it makes perfect sense. Lets interpret it step by step.
"Milk". Milk is white, indicating pureness. cleaniliness. It is also a life giving substance. This is obvously a reference to Jesus.
"Milkshake" To shake the milk is to try to destroy it, Like cricifying Jesus. "Milkshake" means Jesus's crucifixion.
"Boys" Boys, or men, as in mankind.
"The yard" is obviously Heaven. I don't think I have to explain that.
So what we're left with is: "Jesus's crucifixion brings mankind to heaven." And you thought that song was dirty.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:09:57 EDT (#)
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Stop pretending to be him. It's bad enough that there's one of him. Don't need two cry-babies running around under the same character.
Submitted by Via (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:05:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.freesearch.co.uk/dictionary/fag+(cigarette)
Yes, I spelled cigarette wrong.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:02:09 EDT (#)
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Fag = bundle of sticks
bundle of sticks = what makes a fire
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:01:59 EDT (#)
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Donkey wins.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:00:03 EDT (#)
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Whose the real Fetish, no you aint the real Fetish
All you other haters are just imitators
So will the real Fetish TM please stand up, please stand up.
Donkey does Eminem.
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-07-30 17:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dow-now-now-now
naa na naaaa
Can't touch this!
dow-now-now-now
naa na naaaa
Can't touch this!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-30 17:50:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Via (user info) at 2004-07-30 17:47:49 EDT (#)
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I thought that line meant "if you have a lighter to light your cigarrette."