Drunk post friday - Ask me a question- I'll tell you no lies (819 hits)
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Submitted by Trout (View user info) at 2004-07-30 18:31:01 EDT
My first ever drunk post.
I'm drunk, there's redundanciees at my work and I'm drunk and surly and scared.
How can this face lie?
Ask me.
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Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's your question; one that no human should be able to ask:
What will happen to existence when the Backdrop of The Galaxy begins to flake and peel and there is no Trogg to set it to rights?
If you're really interested in what the fuck I'm talking about my good drunk friend, check my past and read "The (relatively short) Adventures of Trogg". I'm sure you'll like it. If you're still drunk that is.
From one drunk to another, good night.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-31 14:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BABY!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-30 23:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-30 19:01:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you noticed that no one really cares enough about you to ask you any questions? Why? BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A CUNT FOR US TO FUCK. LOJOPE HAS A CUNT, SO SHE GOT CUNT QUESTIONS. BUT YOU: NO CUNT.
NO CUNT = NO QUESTIONS.
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AHAHAHahahahahaaaa!!! Well it's good to know it's good for something! Lord knows it's not getting any other use right now.
Trout, forgive the -2, I was in a rotten mood today. I am feeling much better now. Have a +2 to make up for it.
Title Thief!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-30 22:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-30 22:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lojope sucks my cock! at 2004-07-30 18:57:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojope is a jealous, hitwhoring bitch. She wants attention and cock, not to mention some money to raise that poor fatherless son of hers. Fuck that cunt.
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NOT.NICE.
Submitted by Katja (user info) at 2004-07-30 22:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and how could Scarface only get one star? That's just not right.
Submitted by Katja (user info) at 2004-07-30 22:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm on my way to drunk and stoned and bored so I'll ask you a question.
Why is my stupid evil ass cat staring at me? Seriously, the fucker is just sitting there looking at me. I think it is planning my demise.
Submitted by fifty at 2004-07-30 21:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drunk posts are fun =D but I have no questions...but I'll give you +2 because I'm drunk too
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-07-30 21:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"No, no, no, Frank. I ain't gonna choot joo. Hey joo. Choot dat piece o' chit."
Tony Montana
Oh. And a -2 because how gay is getting drunk and then posting on Uber?
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-07-30 21:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think drunk posts are great. We need more of them. Plus 2 to you, my good man.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry I passed out from starvation. +2 for Scarface! +2 for Taco Bell!
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-07-30 19:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm watching scarface on sky (uk satellite tv), it got one star!!!!
those fucking cock a roaches
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-07-30 19:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:59:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Photoshop.
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In the words of the stiller in starsky - do it.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-30 19:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you noticed that no one really cares enough about you to ask you any questions? Why? BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A CUNT FOR US TO FUCK. LOJOPE HAS A CUNT, SO SHE GOT CUNT QUESTIONS. BUT YOU: NO CUNT.
NO CUNT = NO QUESTIONS.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-30 19:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure you'll lie but, HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Photoshop.
Submitted by lojope sucks my cock! at 2004-07-30 18:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojope is a jealous, hitwhoring bitch. She wants attention and cock, not to mention some money to raise that poor fatherless son of hers. Fuck that cunt.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:49:29 (#)
guinness tastes like delicious liquid barley
Kudos to you, that's correct - I shall now administer a +2 to you
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:49:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:46:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
GodLovesALittleLovin - fish are so moody because they know at one point or another in they're going to get caught, and not in the good way.
Yay cider and guinness and gin!
Boo fish bowls
I piss in fish bowls! And guinness tastes like delicious liquid barley!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I find that picture funnier and funnier everytime I look at it.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GodLovesALittleLovin - fish are so moody because they know at one point or another in they're going to get caught, and not in the good way.
Yay cider and guinness and gin!
Boo fish bowls
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
From one drunk to another...
Why are fish always so moody?
They shift their eyes so much it makes me nervous....
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sg11588 - it's me when I was 4 - really.
lojope - it's an homage, boo to you for the minus two
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Title thief.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-07-30 18:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm only giving you the +1 for the picture.
But if I find out thats not a picture of you, I'm taking my +1 back.