I HATE CALIFORNIA! (8105 hits)
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Submitted by <dirtypaws.at.springmail.com> (View user info) at 2002-07-02 10:37:24 EDT
I fucking hate California. I am SO SICK of living out here. I moved out here three years ago and in that time I have had to call the police three times and file reports. I was sexually harassed at a job interview in Pasadena, I had my wallet stolen from my office in Burbank out of my purse while a kid was filling out an employment application and yesterday some asshole tried to run me off the rode.
This dick and his fuck buddy in a green GMC Truck with Brazil stickers starts flasing his headlights at me as I am trying to merge onto the Five. So I flick him off. SO he proceeds to try and run me off the road for Four miles. What an ass. He and his buddy think it's so funny to scare the shit out of me and have me almost hit their truck when I am sitting there in a little Chevy Metro. I tried to get the license plate number but I didn't. Of corse the cops couldn't have cared less out here.
I am also sick of not being able to communicate with people in this state who don't know english. You live in America. Learn how to speak the language. Instead I am stuck trying to make myself understood just to order a burger at Jack In The Box. Fuck this state.
I have never been around so may self-centered assholes in my life. Like when I go to the grocery store and people are so lazy that they leave their carts five feet from the door. They are too busy to put thier carts away so they leave them sitting in parking spaces. I actually had this fat bitch use my car as her cart stopper. I come out of the grocery store to find her shoving her cart against my car. What a bitch. I now have a dent in my car. Not that she cared.
I fucking hate this state. All you have here is a bunch of self centered assholes who think the world shines only on them. There is no kindness here. I hope one of these earthquakes knocks California off into the water. I hate living here. Only in California can you live directly across from a healthclub and a cosmetic surgery hospital. I can't wait to get back east where people are human
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-01-25 17:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds pretty mellow... your should carry your gun (and I don't mean boob)
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 17:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic uber nostalgia overload.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-03-11 11:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry you've had such a bad experience so far...I've lived here my whole life, and i don't think i'm like that at all....
-krystal
Submitted by YoDumbass (user info) at 2003-05-02 13:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
California has the best looking women, the best weather and the best beaches.
Submitted by Heyitsmaurine (user info) at 2003-05-01 20:13:27 EDT (#)
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it's completely useless. let's nuke it, along with florida. both completely pointless (and yes, i do go to maddox's site)
Submitted by Kasarius (user info) at 2003-04-14 00:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm... I'm going to California this summer. Should I be afraid?
Submitted by DOCVIDEO (user info) at 2003-04-08 17:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DIRTYPAWS
With a mouth and attitude like that no wonder you don't like anything ...would not make a difference if you were back " HOME ". I'm sure your "home" town police force is so much better ..and one hell of a lot friendlier.
Those non caring indefferent persons you spoke of probebly are not from this state to begin with.... At any time you pick this state is 50 to 65 % filled with assholes like you from other states...
Yes we have some of the worst wildest drivers of any states ..again thats cause we get them from places like your home town...bring all their wild crazy habits here ..then we get clowns like you stating how bad they ARE......
Like the old saying stated....DON'T LIKE IT GET THE HELL OUT ...instead of fighting the system help change it.....
One natives opinion...but what the hell do I know.... DOCVIDEO
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-03-31 11:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Leave Yosemite out of it. Better yet, if you don't want it, move Half Dome at least to the east coast.
Submitted by momanlad <fluffy1> at 2003-03-29 09:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That film "Dragnet" was good and that was about cops in LA. Also much porn comes from Cali so that's good for the world surely!!
Submitted by The_Otter (user info) at 2003-03-12 06:22:04 EST (#)
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Hey Random Joe...are you from Bonedale? I used to live there.
My two cents that nobody cares about...I'm originally from Cali, LA even, moved out of there 22 years ago and I'll agree, the modern Californian is a knucklehead. Had fun being stationed at Camp Pendleton, but I sure as hell couldn't live out there anymore.
Like Random Joe said, here in Colorado, we have all kinds of Cali problems, but east coasters ain't much better. Colorado has a laid back life style, more so in the mountain towns, that you high speed Los Angelinos and New Yorkers can't deal with.
there was a small town in western Colorado that had a huge sign that read "Will the last person out of California please turn out the light?" and another that read "Please don't Californicate Colorado."
Dirty Paws...if you find you can't get out of Cali, get north of San Fran, northern Cali is normal.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-01 15:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't have a viper. i'm just saying, if i did... boy, would i be mad... hopefully i can afford one soon, and slap on that dual supercharger kit. that would be heaven. i'd go for the gts.
Submitted by i h8 john henessey at 2003-02-25 18:18:51 EST (#)
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yo hidden 101, i hate john hennessey. i ripped my friend on a c5 kit and his car. still trying to sue him. gotta love that great state of tx. btw, what model clownshoe? gts or rt-10?
Submitted by ScJ (user info) at 2003-02-22 23:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
biggest ass i know is from northern california (should be in Nor Cal)
Submitted by IRISHEYES (user info) at 2003-02-13 09:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I had the very unpleasant expierience of living in Cali for about 4yrs...and it is with great honesty that I can agree with my fav band Tool..."The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time, any fucking day. Learn to swim see you down in Arizona Bay."
So I'll keep praying...some day...some day....
Submitted by BigJennDogg (user info) at 2003-02-12 00:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Come on...I am from California...Barstow at that...and now I have to live in Indiana...Indiana sucks at least everyone is not country or "too good" out in California...I mean event the crazies are better than some of the people here...and flick off what is that? I know about flipping off...come on people...go back to the country where you belong...
Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-02-10 14:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i feel your pain. i was forced to be stationed in Texas, and i hate it more than anything. Texans are all pieces of crap. they think that America revolves around THEM. they think they live in their own country. half the people here speak spanish. i HATE that!!! this is AMERICA, not Mexico, goddamnit!!! and why do they all have to do stupid shit to their cars? i swear to god, if i'm driving in my viper, and some ASSHOLE with wheel spacers to make their wheels stick out and those stupid spoked gold rims with whitewall tires throws a rock up on my hood and chips my paint, i'll kill them on the spot. i'm going back to where the people are human, as soon as possible. i'm up for an assignment REAL soon.... =)
Submitted by HenryV1598 (user info) at 2003-02-07 17:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I escaped from CA too. I grew up in the desert, which was hell on earth. Then I lived in the "inland empire" for a few years. California is a cesspool, and the Greater Los Angeles Area (an oxymoron if I ever heard one) should be wiped from existence. Oh, yeah, the weather is 'nice' if you like that sort of thing. . . but I'll take the -10 winters here in Vermont before the smoggy, shit-laden air of southern california.
Submitted by BrothaCracka (user info) at 2003-02-07 03:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey... if you live in Cali, aren't you supposed to gun-down any bitch that dents your ride?
Submitted by CaliCanSuckIt (user info) at 2003-02-06 00:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have only been to San Fran, so i know little about the rest of California. but I live with a bitch from LA and I have a feeling she personifies LA.....selfish, stuck up, obsessed with the "perfect" weather in LA....the list could go on all day. I live in Boulder where the population is composed of MANY people from LA. All they do is bitch as soon as the temperature drops below 70. Get over it! why move out here if you can't handle REAL weather? I can't stand all these fake stuck up trustfund bitches that come here and act like their shit don't stink. I do know some very cool people from California, but the majority of them SUCK! They don't even realize that there is a world outside of LA. My dumb bitch roommate doesn't know where Vermont is....i seriously doubt if she realizes that it's a state in our country. I had to explain to her where Illinois was one time....she thought it was in the south. I realize there are dumb, rude people everywhere, but I think they are concentrated in LA....maybe there should be a colony for shitty people centered in LA. Then when the effects of global warming hit (caused by these fuckers' SUV's) they'll all drown when the ocean covers their fucking state. That would be great!! I will definitely get to work on this whole colony plan very soon.
Submitted by PhozPhateX at 2003-01-26 01:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. sorry for double-posting (triple-posting, now)
Submitted by PhozPhateX at 2003-01-26 01:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oy... too bored to read all the reviews. I don't know whether this has been said before (and don't really want to know) but unfortunately dumbasses are everywhere. Yes, you read right. I live in Illinois and some people here are just as dumb as in California.
In fact, I've mentioned this in a previous post, that these idiots keep on migrating from Alabama and other such states and mating... well basically everywhere. It's become a problem, but science basically says that eventually, since they are less suited for life/survival, those people will die out. Albeit it might take a while, we should not lose hope.
In fact, if science keeps developing we might be able to live long enough to see that happen. Hell, who knows, they might even just start taking each other out in Alabamish type places.
Submitted by PhozPhateX at 2003-01-26 01:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oy... too bored to read all the reviews. I don't know whether this has been said before (and don't really want to know) but unfortunately dumbasses are everywhere. Yes, you read right. I live in Illinois and some people here are just as dumb as in California.
In fact, I've mentioned this in a previous post, that these idiots keep on migrating from Alabama and other such states and mating... well basically everywhere. It's become a problem, but science basically says that eventually, since they are less suited for life/survival, those people will die out. Albeit it might take a while, we should not lose hope.
In fact, if science keeps developing we might be able to live long enough to see that happen. Hell, who knows, they might even just start taking each other out in Alabamish type places.
Submitted by _JP (user info) at 2003-01-25 14:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tim, you're a dumb-ass
Submitted by Tim (user info) at 2003-01-25 04:41:35 EST (#)
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____I recommend doing something about all of this hatred. Some might recommend therapy, massages, meditation, or other forms of relaxation. I, on the other hand, encourage this hatred, and think that you should take it out on these "assholes" that get in your way and make your day a living hell.
____The next time some fat piece of trash dents your car; dent her/his face with your fist. Got troubles at Jack-in-the-Box? Order up an extra-large "Go to hell you (insert racial slur based on his/her appearance)!" Also, put these kinds of people down. You let them into your home state, and they just crap all over it by not going out and getting a first class education as soon as they get here.
____They obviously have money, they work at Jack-in-the-Box, so I'm pretty sure they can afford to go to USC (University of Southern California) and learn how to speak our freaking language, right? The education that they received in Brazil may not have been the same quality as an American public school, but if they would just apply themselves and quit being so lazy, we could all be able to get our Big Cheese Burger a whole hell of a lot easier.
____Oh, and by the way, Jack-in-the-Box actually has the nerve to have a "Jack en Espanol" section on their site, so if I were you, I'd stop going to that terrorist fast-food restaurant anyway, because I sure as hell won't eat there ever again after discovering this.
____Although I don't think prayer will actually lead to anything (name me one time it did any good), I also suggest that you pray every day for this Earthquake that will result in the destruction of California and the deaths of thousands of assholes who earned it by crossing you.
____As for any truckers you might come across on your daily commute or what have you, please be advised that all truckers have the right of way and are allowed to do whatever they want while driving on any road (highway, expressway, street, dirt road).
____You were obviously unaware of this law (I'm not clear as to how, but I digress), but please be advised of the proper reaction to any sort of trucker or truck-like behavior (SUVs are considered truckers under the law). Do not respond with an inflammatory hand-signal (also known as "the finger"), but rather a hand gesture that shows that you realize they are a trucker and are above the law (the southern Californian "hang loose" - pinky and thumb extended and then in a side-to-side waving pattern).
____Truckers are allowed to: drive recklessly on the highway, have their high-beams on at any time of the day or night, have ridiculous monster-truck like modifications so that their lights are in the direct line-of-sight of a normal vehicle, cut you off at any moment, drive through red lights, drive through stop signs, never use a turn-signal, make sudden stops for no reason, make sudden bursts of speed, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your face, and numerous other things that the average person might consider an illegal maneuver while driving (This does include hit-and-run situations. Most police officers will ask the victim or bystanders if the vehicle involved was a truck or not, and upon hearing truck, will say, "Case closed.").
____Noticing that you are apparently a woman (or a man with a purse, and if so, you must wish you were a woman, so I figure you won't mind me referring to you as one), I would like to also point out that you probably have no idea how to drive. Only women get the shit scared out of them when driving and not being able to handle a situation like a trucker showing someone who is boss (you did flip off a trucker when you should've given him the "hang loose" gesture as mentioned above, and truckers tend to not deal with people who oppose them lightly). So, next time, have someone who can handle something as trivial as merging onto a major road (a man) or take an alternate route, so someone important does not get injured by your driving.
____I hope this helps.
Submitted by scattergood (user info) at 2003-01-24 19:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Nice People,
I was born and raised in California. I used to live there....I moved.
One thing I'd like to point out is that ALL of California is not bad...its only the LA and SF fuckers that suck. They are self centered, phony, and egotistical. They only care about perfect weather, and when it rains, the weather men and news anchors fucking flip out. If it didn't rain, you fuckers wouldn't have any water to drink. Without water you FUCKING DIE!
I don't miss California, I miss what California used to be. The people used to be nice and friendly. I now live in Texas. I don't live in the People's Republic of California.
Good luck with that dumbass govenor you have, he's going to raise your taxes and cut police and teachers, but they will not cut one single penny to illegal aliens....not one!
By the way, in San Francisco, the homeless get $400 a month from the local govt. How do the homeless repay this generosity? THEY SHIT ALL OVER THE STREETS! I'm not joking...SF streets are completely FILTHY....They just keep drinking and drug taking while nn the SF, CALIF gravy train.
I predict that California will one day will break away from the United States. It will become part of Mexico. The Mexicans call it "reconquistadora", reconquering of the Southwest. Mexican children are being taught that California was stolen from them (but its ok that they stole it from the Native American before we did). We may well have stolen it from them. So here's what i propose...we'll give them California and parts of Arizona if they stop coming to our country.
Deal?
I fucking hate Los Angeles....I hate San Francisco. God Bless the country folk of California, the farmers and ranchers. The good gentle people who have to put up with those bastards.
Good Luck California,
A happy ex-Californian
Submitted by JRS_One (user info) at 2003-01-19 14:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just like holdon caulfield said, "my brother d.b. went to hollywood to become a prostitute."
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-19 01:34:18 EST (#)
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the saddest thing is that every state is like that.
Submitted by lodnem at 2003-01-14 17:36:13 EST (#)
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it's a nice day in cali today...the sun is shinning through the clouds, the morning brought us some fog and it's currently 70 degrees.
hope you all enjoy your winter... hehe
Submitted by Jacob Needs his ass drilled at 2003-01-13 11:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sideways, with a HIV+ syringe
Submitted by Whitey in NM at 2003-01-13 11:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All of my friends who went to CA after highschool here in NM are now all FUCKED in the head. CA is a place to grow stupid. Too bad, its a waste of some beautiful coastline. I suppose its not the location so much as the people there and their delusions about America.
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-01-10 22:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Listin to Tool's "Aenima". California bashing at its best.
Submitted by dfacerdm (user info) at 2003-01-09 03:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I live in California. I am not a huge fan of american flags, surfing, dead american pawns or living in this country. I am not interested in lying to myself about how nice it is or how terrible. What I do know is sexual harrassment sucks. I hope I am doing my part as a male to curb that bullshit. Another thing I know is I like working very few hours each week. I just wish more people worked 40 hr weeks so they would leave me alone. Here is my fuck rant:
fuck you
fuck california
fuck surfers
fuck traffic
fuck dancers named jon dupre
fuck most of my exgirlfriends
fuck the united states
fuck the 911 victims (only the americans)
fuck that weird bitch who started this
fuck all pot smokers
fuck america
fuck all that crap we were taught!
smiles,
america scum
Submitted by d3rtypaws (user info) at 2003-01-08 15:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THE MOVERS COME NEXT WEEK TO PACK MY SHIT UP AND GET ME OUT OF THE SELFLESS PIECE OF HELL CALLED CALIFORNIA.
Submitted by Smeggs at 2003-01-01 07:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow! This was really entertaining, and not because of the post, but the slug fest after the post. Dirtypaws is so SMURT! I thank you all for making this a STOOPID, but fun read.
Submitted by wiley at 2002-12-19 12:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
paula - lay off the east coast.
Submitted by paula <jaydedbliss.at.yahoo.com> at 2002-12-18 20:53:14 EST (#)
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you little piece of cocksneeze. if you hate it so much, move the fuck out of here! i guess we, californians, just dont like the distinctive smell of pompous little east-coaster shits like you.
Submitted by Felicia at 2002-12-17 20:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ok, i'm sorry that you feel so hateful towards cali. but you will find this bullshit everywhere. people think that californians are full of themselves, new yorker think they know it all, and texans are just a bunch of cowboys playing with cattle. if you don't like where you are, then "HELLO?" go away. go back to where you came from and stop bitching. you made a great point of how people are assholes, but that doesn't mean they are like that cause they are from cali. i'll go to montana and find you a brazilian asshole that is probably worse that the one that tried to run you off the road.
Submitted by loveoldpunkers <loveoldpunkers.at.foskco.com> at 2002-12-16 17:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You should go back to school and relearn english..... Those brazilians can probably spell better than you. Use word check asswipe....and quit whinning.
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2002-12-03 19:45:42 EST (#)
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<< We could literally bomb the state and nothing woulf be missed. >>
you could try to bomb california, but you'd prolly miss and blow your siamese joined at the rectum twin to pieces by mistake.
Submitted by cali fan at 2002-12-01 22:49:31 EST (#)
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If you hate California so much... leave dumbass
Submitted by Alex Edwards <alex_too_true.at.yahoo.com> at 2002-12-01 21:40:20 EST (#)
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Those GMC bastards are all laughs until the INS shows up. Oopsie?
Submitted by Jacob <billgatesisanobber.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-11-22 18:50:53 EST (#)
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Well at least I know when my country is getting on the shit side (it is incidentally). The fact that you point out that I keep making the same point does make me think whether you have short term memory loss myfriendofmisery because if you had not yet noticed i posted it 7 times, so obviousely i did make the same point definately more than once. Stupid Americans.
Submitted by David <uber.at.frictionlessfloor.com> at 2002-11-22 16:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll agree. I live in Atlanta (go to school here), and it's hella nicer than anywhere West Coast. Hell, even New York is more forgiving. the only worse place I've found is the rich old prick neighborhoods in Florida. But you can run them over with automobiles, and it's all good. I've never seen such lazy, pointless people as in California. We could literally bomb the state and nothing woulf be missed.
Submitted by centaur <nickthow.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-11-19 19:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa... I think I'm in love... holy shit the responses in here by Dirty Paws are fucking hilarious, i just read this post for the first time and almost pissed myself laughing at work, easily the funniest chick i've ever heard!
Dirty Paws, you've got it all... witty, funny, DIRTY, and you think the west coast sucks...
The two of us would make something special baby...
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2002-11-19 18:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So that was you on the five??? Staty ou tof my way or I will run you off the road for real...... ;P
Yeah please go back to the east where the only faults in the population are their tremendously condescending egos...
Submitted by anon at 2002-11-19 15:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
America might be Imperialistic, but I'd rather be on this side than your side. It's our politicians' job to make sure that our interests come before the interests of any other country. If we need to bomb for oil, then we bomb for oil. That's the price to pay to have a gas station at every corner for our SUV's. If another country is going to be a superpower, then they need to be kicked down before they become a threat to us. It's just the way it is.
Look through history, and read about all the other Imperialistic societies that came before us. Babylon, Persia, Greece, Rome, Spain, Britain, the Mongols and Huns, etc etc. Conquerers, every one. The only countries that hated those societies were the ones that were conquered. They couldn't hang with the big dogs, so they bitch about it and bitch about it, but can't do shit about it.
I DEFINITELY would rather be on this side. It doesn't matter to me how much more money other people have than I do. Even the lowest of us in the USA have the opportunity to be someone. How many actors and entertainers came from poor backgrounds to having millions? How many poor people have had the determination to get an education and make something of themselves? You can't do that shit in a lot of other countries. There, you are what you're born into. Here, with the right combination of drive and skill, you can become something others only dream of.
Quit bitching about the USA and get with the program.
Submitted by myfriendofmisery <beerisgood420.at.yahoo.com> at 2002-11-19 15:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Alright Jacob, what country do you come from? Actually, no one cares. You obviously have some kind of superiority complex. Well, you should. Mainly because whatever country your from, we can still kick your ass. haha. I agree there's plenty of morons in this country, but your ramblings just show that it's the same everywhere. When your done pulling your head out of your ass, try arguing on a subject without just pointing out the same thing over and over again. Maybe you write something decent you'll only have to post it ONCE. You know, instead of copying and pasting your garbage over and over again.
Submitted by Jacob <billgatesisanobber.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-11-19 15:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The person who calls himself "me" gives the clasic American answer. He/She is obviously stupid and gives a short and brainless answer. This leads me to believe that this person is also short and brainless. I'm sure that if "Jabob" ever reads this post then they have every reason to feel angry, as I'm sure that "Jabob" is not such an unreasonable person.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2002-11-18 23:53:02 EST (#)
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im sorry your situation is as it is.
Submitted by me <wesleypipes_6.at.yahoo.com> at 2002-11-18 13:25:30 EST (#)
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Hey Jabob...fuck you.
Submitted by Jacob <billgatesisanobber.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-11-17 16:19:02 EST (#)
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Well according to opinion poles the prick has never been so popular...
Submitted by speed at 2002-11-17 13:41:08 EST (#)
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jacob dude......i'm from the US.....i hardlly know anyone here who like Bush....he is a wanker......remember.....he didn't get more votes....
Submitted by Jacob <billgatesisanobber.at.hotmial.com> at 2002-11-16 15:11:07 EST (#)
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USA sucks ass so much. Its full of stupid people who know very little about the rest of the world and very few Americans would know the location of most countries. They suck up the governments propaganda, believing what they're told by George W Bush and his 'axis of evil'. George Bush is much more of a threat to the world than Saddam Hussain but everybody except the Americans seem to realise this. Its their own fault that the twin towers got destroyed as they paid no attention to any of the warnings and their complacency led to the deaths of thousands of people. When will Americans realise that they need to turn against their corrupt government and that their country is also crap (with the exception of the theme parks).
Submitted by Jacob <billgatesisanobber.at.hotmial.com> at 2002-11-16 15:11:00 EST (#)
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USA sucks ass so much. Its full of stupid people who know very little about the rest of the world and very few Americans would know the location of most countries. They suck up the governments propaganda, believing what they're told by George W Bush and his 'axis of evil'. George Bush is much more of a threat to the world than Saddam Hussain but everybody except the Americans seem to realise this. Its their own fault that the twin towers got destroyed as they paid no attention to any of the warnings and their complacency led to the deaths of thousands of people. When will Americans realise that they need to turn against their corrupt government and that their country is also crap (with the exception of the theme parks).
Submitted by Jacob <billgatesisanobber.at.hotmial.com> at 2002-11-16 15:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
USA sucks ass so much. Its full of stupid people who know very little about the rest of the world and very few Americans would know the location of most countries. They suck up the governments propaganda, believing what they're told by George W Bush and his 'axis of evil'. George Bush is much more of a threat to the world than Saddam Hussain but everybody except the Americans seem to realise this. Its their own fault that the twin towers got destroyed as they paid no attention to any of the warnings and their complacency led to the deaths of thousands of people. When will Americans realise that they need to turn against their corrupt government and that their country is also crap (with the exception of the theme parks).
Submitted by Jacob <billgatesisanobber.at.hotmial.com> at 2002-11-16 15:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
USA sucks ass so much. Its full of stupid people who know very little about the rest of the world and very few Americans would know the location of most countries. They suck up the governments propaganda, believing what they're told by George W Bush and his 'axis of evil'. George Bush is much more of a threat to the world than Saddam Hussain but everybody except the Americans seem to realise this. Its their own fault that the twin towers got destroyed as they paid no attention to any of the warnings and their complacency led to the deaths of thousands of people. When will Americans realise that they need to turn against their corrupt government and that their country is also crap (with the exception of the theme parks).
Submitted by Jacob <billgatesisanobber.at.hotmial.com> at 2002-11-16 15:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
USA sucks ass so much. Its full of stupid people who know very little about the rest of the world and very few Americans would know the location of most countries. They suck up the governments propaganda, believing what they're told by George W Bush and his 'axis of evil'. George Bush is much more of a threat to the world than Saddam Hussain but everybody except the Americans seem to realise this. Its their own fault that the twin towers got destroyed as they paid no attention to any of the warnings and their complacency led to the deaths of thousands of people. When will Americans realise that they need to turn against their corrupt government and that their country is also crap (with the exception of the theme parks).
Submitted by Jacob <billgatesisanobber.at.hotmial.com> at 2002-11-16 15:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
USA sucks ass so much. Its full of stupid people who know very little about the rest of the world and very few Americans would know the location of most countries. They suck up the governments propaganda, believing what they're told by George W Bush and his 'axis of evil'. George Bush is much more of a threat to the world than Saddam Hussain but everybody except the Americans seem to realise this. Its their own fault that the twin towers got destroyed as they paid no attention to any of the warnings and their complacency led to the deaths of thousands of people. When will Americans realise that they need to turn against their corrupt government and that their country is also crap (with the exception of the theme parks).
Submitted by Jacob <billgatesisanoober.at.hotmial.com> at 2002-11-16 15:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
USA sucks ass so much. Its full of stupid people who know very little about the rest of the world and very few Americans would know the location of most countries. They suck up the governments propaganda, believing what they're told by George W Bush and his 'axis of evil'. George Bush is much more of a threat to the world than Saddam Hussain but everybody except the Americans seem to realise this. Its their own fault that the twin towers got destroyed as they paid no attention to any of the warnings and their complacency led to the deaths of thousands of people. When will Americans realise that they need to turn against their corrupt government and that their country is also crap (with the exception of the theme parks).
Submitted by 45 yr native at 2002-11-15 01:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Blow me Biatch....the world dosen't shine the sun does and that's why you came to cali
Submitted by justin at 2002-11-10 14:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
agreed. but America doesn't actually have an official language. everyone thinks it's english. not true. just the most widely used.
Submitted by SeK (user info) at 2002-10-28 04:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just be happy that Spanish is the only thing you *need* to learn. Try Toronto or Vancouver. I doubt I'll ever be able to catch up with the languages coming in with the immagration rate ... sorry, I mean 'diversity'. Before you all decide to have a go at my ass, I've been living in Toronto for 14 years and Vancouver for 8 years. My parents decided to drag my ass here before I knew what the hell was going on. Yes, I hate my parents.
Submitted by YtsejaM <sunnerv.at.cancyville.org> at 2002-10-11 17:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmm... I don't think you want to move back east. Just take a look at New Yorkers-- those people are some of the cockiest idiots in existence. They honestly believe they know it all. Even though they act like they're the toughest dorks on the planet, they still try to love thier families and respect human life. Instead they just come off like a C-movie actor in porn flick. No sincerity at all. NY families re what's wrong with this world.
I'm done now.
Submitted by gary oldman <garyold.at.old.com> at 2002-10-11 01:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
too fucking bad we own everything, have the 5th largest GNP in the fucking WORLD. The whole country revolves around california. dont like it? shut up and go grow some more corn. I need it for dinner tomorrow.
Submitted by AWorkInProgress <AWorkInProgress_@procrastinati> at 2002-09-22 07:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow . . . this would be amusing if it weren't so sad.
just thought I'd point something thing out:
-less than half of California's population are natives to the state (and the numbers of the CA born living in CA are higher now than they've been in quite some time). so is it really Californians who are so awful?
Submitted by AestusAltus (user info) at 2002-09-20 13:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Only in California . . .
You know you are in California when:
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation
in English.
4. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named
Breeze.
5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
6. You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and
can taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian.
8. You also know which Brentwood restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9. A really great parking space can move you to tears.
10. A low speed pursuit will interrupt any TV broadcast.
11. Gas cost 75 cents per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
12. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You
don't even notice.
13. A woman gets on the bus with live poultry. You don't even notice.
14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap
and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney is George Clooney.
15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
16. The gym is packed at 3 p.m.
On a work day.
17. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers
your mail is into BDSM, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
18. It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news station about "Storm
Watch 99".
19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks
himself is teaching the 4:00 Tae Bo class.
20. Your paperboy has a two-picture deal.
21. The three-hour traffic jam you just sat through wasn't caused by a horrific
nine-car freeway pileup, but by everyone slowing to rubberneck at a lost
shoe lying on the shoulder.
22. The weatherman talks about the weather in other parts of the country, as if
we really care.
23. You pass an elementary school and the children are all busy with their cell
phones or pagers.
24. It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour or two early to
avoid all the weather-related accidents.
25. You and your dog have therapists.
Submitted by Mr. T at 2002-09-15 18:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
America is the best nation, get over it all you little pussies
Submitted by d3rtypaws (user info) at 2002-09-02 12:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is all so tired, blah blah blah. Have fun, I am out of here.
Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2002-09-01 03:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ALL I KNOW IS THAT IN CANADA WE HAVE THE BEST FUCKING HERB ON THE PLANET. NO ONE WILL DOUBT THAT.. SURE AMSTERDAM HADS CHRONIC AND A FEW OTHER TINY PLACES, BUT WE HAVE THE GREATEST AND THE GREATEST QUANTITY. WANT PROOF THAT OUR BUD KILLS AMERCAN BUD?? WELL, I USED TO HOP OVER THE BORDER AND SELL AN OUNCE FOR 240 AMERICAN, IN WHICH I ONLY PAID ABOUT 170 CANADIAN.. YOU DO THE MATH., YA I USED TO ROB U GUYS HAHA.. WE HAVE THE BEST HYDRO AND OUTDOOR.. NORTHERN LIGHTS, WHITE SHARK, BOO BERRY, U NAME IT WE GOT TONS.
SO FUCK ALL YOU NON-CANADIANS..
U HAVENT SMOKED POT TILL U'VE SMOKED OURS.. WHAT U SMOKE ISNT EVEN WEED.
Submitted by poorturtle (user info) at 2002-08-30 18:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
first off, let me apologize for starting a new topic on this. i meant only to reply.
this topic is really amazing. you guys are full of yourelves, arguing like that. i'm from california, born in LA, and i live and work here. there are far better places to be, and many other places i'd rather live, but the thing is, you've got to make the best you can of your situation.
sweetie, i'm sorry you had a bad day, someone tried to run you off the road, etc. i'm sorry you hate spanish speaking people. i'm sorry you live in california. there are a lot of shitty people here, and guess what, hon, you're one of 'em.
"I hire intelligent, english speaking LEGAL residents of the United States to do my work and they get paid well." - how ridiculous is that. what do you hire them to do? have you ever eaten out, bought a pair of shoes, or in the hundeds of other ways, relied on people, intelligent or not, who DON'T speak english?
you seem to equate english speaking with intelligence. maybe that's not really true, but it does appear that way. did you, as an american (US citizen of course), know that the rest of the world looks down on you because of where you come from and what language you speak? do you know why? doesn't that strike you as unfair?
here you are bad-mouthing everyone in a state because you had a bad day. you truely are representative of the rest of the country (or at least what the rest of the world has to say).
don't even get me started on the rest of you too. absolutely out of control!
i will say this though, it's quite entertaining, and i'll be back to post again.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2002-08-30 16:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ooh, did I make you angry? did the poor little georgia peach rot in cali's sunshine? Methinks the lady doth protest too much ;)
P.s - you're in Their country - learn the language or go back to crackersville...
Submitted by d3rtypaws (user info) at 2002-08-30 15:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you, there I said it. I don't give a shit what kind of pot you are smoking, have smoked, are going to smoke, or will smoke at some point in your life. Thanks for wasting my time with that. Boo Fucking Hoo on your plight of the land that we have taken away and are living on now. In the USA learn to speak english and when I visit your country I will try to speak your language. You need to get a life.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2002-08-30 14:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually *I* smoked humbold county's finest a couple of times & thought it quite good, it compared favorably to the lime hydro I was smoking at the time, tho' it was a lot stonier and not quite as high. Homegrown can be quite potent - but what I tried of the georgia-grown was raggy - maybe I didn't know the wrong people...BTW, you're living on the wetback's ancestral ground - learn their language or pay them enough so they can learn yours - this has nothing to do how fair or selective you are about hiring for your business - it's the overwhelming " people who want to communicate with me should learn MY language even if I'm living in THEIR country" ethic. Wow, ignorant AND stuck up - what a hatchet job your mate/parents/teachers did on you... Why don't you smoke some of that homegrown & listen to boozy but great Hank Williams - learn some fucking humility ( of course they don't tewach that at the community college )
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-08-30 13:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and I forgot, you are a fucking idiot, did you get "smoke a bowl of humboldt" from a 311 album you are hiding from your mom, AND I love my parents.
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-08-30 13:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently you give a fuck since you just wasted 5 minutes of your life typing all that shit down for me. First off, I wash my floors, not a mexican. Where I buy groceries are all white/black/latino americans who speak english and the guy who washed my lettuce for me has red hair. I don't employ your word "wetbacks" at my business. I hire intelligent, english speaking LEGAL residents of the United States to do my work and they get paid well. What I don't understand is everyone's PC mentality to bend over backwards for just about anyone. This really has nothing to do with why I hate California anyways. I'm off the point. The point is that I would take the backwoods of Georgia anydays and the homegrown weed down there to relax before I would take the richest suburb in Hollywood. California is it's only country as far as I am concerned and I hope it breaks off into the ocean and drowns every last person left on it, minus me of course.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2002-08-29 20:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That is the price of a really cheap hamburger. If you're going to import illegals, wetbacks, Mojados to do the dirty work expect to have to learn to communicate in a language they understand, comprende? There is really no way around this issue - for years US immigration policy was very lax because it suits the industries to have cheap immigrant labor. These people mop your floors & pick your lettuce for wages so shitty that most americans wouldn't condescend to get out of bed. The second issue is that more than half of what you call America ( properly the Unisted states) was a part of mexico & is to this day mazatlan. These folks are actually at home in cali, it's the anmglo's who are the newcomers. As far as I am concerned, you can have cali, the east coast & cracker central ( georgia). I like the Texas & Louisiana better - the people are nicer, the women more down to earth & the self obsessed assholes mostly emigrate to cali & the east coast. Who cares if you hate california? You probably hate your parents too; go smoke a bowl of Humboldt county's best & find someone who gives a fuck.....
Submitted by dirtypaws at 2002-08-29 19:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Get a fucking education?"
I did. I went to school. They taught me how to speak english. Now I have to go back to school to learn Spanish so that I can order a fucking hamburger at the store.
Don't call me Babygirl like you fucking know me. There's only one man who can call me that.
Submitted by poorturtle (user info) at 2002-08-29 16:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I have never been around so may self-centered assholes in my life."
"You live in America. Learn how to speak the language."
Talk about self centered...
Babygirl, most people in America speak Spanish; most people in the USA speak English. Get a fucking education.
Really, we have to put up with you 'till april? Can't you just leave now?
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-08-28 11:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I am from Atlanta, the one place you can't vouch for. I am not saying the SOUTHERN east coast is perfect but we are a hell of a lot nicer then any city out in California. The only shitty people in Georgia are the people who came from California to get away from the smog.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2002-08-28 10:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's so decent on the east coast... and people are so nice to each other...
Right. Have you ever even been to any cities on the east coast? I live right outside of Washington D.C. and I've been to every major city on the eastern seaboard with the exception of Atlanta (and I've only been to Tampa for a very short time)... people over here are just angry, and always in a hurry.
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-08-27 17:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The truth is you California Loving Cunts is that California is a fucking pointless state with a bunch of shitty people living in it. Selfish dickheads who are too busy. Too busy for WHAT? To put your fucking carts away at the supermarket so that we can park in the spaces, too busy to park your piece of shit oversized SUV's correctly so that you either 1) take up half of two spaces or 2) try to park in a COMPACT space. Numbnuts. You are also too busy to get over into the slow lane therefore causing more accidents because we all have to go AROUND you just to get to the speed limit. Give me a fucking break. You are also NOT the only state that you can swim in an ocean and ski on the same day. You can do that in Georgia you idiots. We can also see our mountains because they are not covered in smog. You can't even breath the shitty air in Cali or drink the water. We also can SWIM in our oceans because they are warm and not polluted with SHIT. SO fuck all of your pro-california cock suckers. It's better in the east coast, it's nicer, and the people are decent to one another. Job market? Fuck that. I am COUNTING the days to get back to the south and get a BETTER job. At least I won't have to speak english as a SECOND language to get one.
Submitted by neocrash (user info) at 2002-08-22 22:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, after getting a degree in earthquake engineering, you all sound pretty stupid for thinking California is "sliding into the ocean". Go to college! Before saying shit you no idea about. Idiot.
Submitted by neocrash (user info) at 2002-08-22 22:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was born and raised here in Silicon Valley, Calif., so of course I'm going to take it personal when one talks down on Californians. Entertainment industry? that may be so in LA, but up here in Silicon Valley, we have a different industry. You're using right now, dipshit. So maybe you forgot that the internet and computers wouldn't be where they are now, if it wasn't for the industry in my area. And if we are the dumbasses you say we are, then why is it we are the ones working the high-tech jobs?!?
Submitted by lodnem.at.yahoo.com at 2002-08-22 14:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i absolutely love living in california and always have.
the weather is perfect, my life long friends are the best one could ever hope to meet, the possibilities are endless, the job market is excellent and my industry pays higher than any other state / country on the planet.
i make a grip of cash out here, can walk to the beach on the weekends or drive to the snow is less than 2 hours. i can go out to clubs at night or eat in amazing restaurants. there are millions upon millions of beautiful singles to keep me company.
the more people that do not like this state the better because the last thing california needs is an influx of people that hate themselves so much that they've got to come here to tell us about it.
Submitted by username (user info) at 2002-08-22 08:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You seem to forget that the rest of the world funds your lavish economy, and if it weren't for the entertainment industry, California would be a destitute smog haven that was dropping of into the ocean, rather than an affluent smog haven that was sliding into the ocean. Gratitude not atitude, son. Of course, California sucks. The only good thing about California is the majority of liberals who account for all of those electoral votes.
Submitted by neocrash (user info) at 2002-08-22 02:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Its likely that most of you who bash California are a bunch of ignorant fucks, if my state (California) is so bad, then why so many of your dumbass fucks move out here?!? Because we have a lot more jobs?!? A bigger economy?!?, fuck our economy is bigger than all of Canada, France or Australia. We have nicer weather. Where else can you go to the beach and ski in the same weekend?!? You're just pissed because you can't handle California. Welcome to a productive state! We don't stop to smell the roses, we have work to do. To be one, you can't be all flowers and happy faces! So grow up, you winning bitch!
Submitted by AestusAltus (user info) at 2002-08-21 05:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree that California is a waste of space and all efforts should be made to hasten its fall into the ocean.
Submitted by boxymomma at 2002-08-20 15:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dd, quit lying no one likes your bitch ass
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-08-15 16:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Even if I live the rest of my life in pain, it would be better then living in California again." Emily Dickenson
Submitted by chewy_b0t (user info) at 2002-08-14 23:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"California here we come, right back where i started from, Californiaaaaaaaa...Californiaaaaaaaaaa...Californiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Submitted by RiP (user info) at 2002-08-11 02:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2002-08-06 14:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are just pissed cause we have more beach then all of you...
Submitted by umm <umm.at.sulty.cjb.net> at 2002-08-05 01:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, if you're going to bitch about grammAr, then spell the damn word correctly. (I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold it in.)
Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2002-07-29 11:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
everybody loves me
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-25 15:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
d_d I have been around long enough to know that everyone fucking hates you. You are a fucked up little 19 year old who needs a life. Try getting laid instead of being a little prick and handle your own fucking posts. Dick.
Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2002-07-25 12:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow good for you.. anyone can keep posting messages to reach the top.. watch
Submitted by d3rtypaws (user info) at 2002-07-23 19:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still on TOP, BITCHES.
Submitted by yeah (user info) at 2002-07-20 11:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Congrats.
Submitted by yeah (user info) at 2002-07-20 11:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
, d3rtypaws.
Submitted by yeah (user info) at 2002-07-20 11:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
today
Submitted by yeah (user info) at 2002-07-20 11:35:24 EDT (#)
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reviews
Submitted by yeah (user info) at 2002-07-20 11:34:45 EDT (#)
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a 100
Submitted by yeah (user info) at 2002-07-20 11:33:57 EDT (#)
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break
Submitted by yeah (user info) at 2002-07-20 11:33:24 EDT (#)
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will
Submitted by yeah (user info) at 2002-07-20 11:32:43 EDT (#)
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post
Submitted by yeah (user info) at 2002-07-20 11:32:08 EDT (#)
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You're
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-19 16:37:54 EDT (#)
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Over the top was a good movie
Submitted by d3rtypaws (user info) at 2002-07-19 11:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm all about being on top.
Submitted by yeah (user info) at 2002-07-19 11:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's about being #1 on the most reviewed list.
It's about being on the top.
Submitted by d3rtypaws (user info) at 2002-07-19 11:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck was this post about again?
Submitted by d3rtypaws (user info) at 2002-07-19 11:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keg bought and tapped, whose coming? I will be arm wresting soon.
Submitted by yeah (user info) at 2002-07-19 10:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah, Ramboo. Over the top, once again. Buy another keg sweetheart.
Submitted by yeah (user info) at 2002-07-19 10:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're almost there again... hold on.
Submitted by Dumbass at 2002-07-18 14:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't invite DD, he is a bitch.
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-18 11:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well fuck ya, I am now most viewed. I should through myself a party.
Submitted by yeah (user info) at 2002-07-18 08:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This should be 83 reviews. Now, I should have put you over the top. Sort of like Rambo in that arm wrestling movie. Congrats on being #1 on the most reviewed list.
Submitted by yeah (user info) at 2002-07-18 08:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
With a name like Dirtypaws, I expect some porn music in the background when I read your posts.
Submitted by d3rtypaws (user info) at 2002-07-16 22:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree. You can't beat the weather out here. But I really enjoy listening to the raindrops on the roof and snuggling outside in the middle of a rainstorm with vivid lightening flashing across the sky. There just isn't enough of it out here, I really miss that!
Submitted by Snooby <notlikely.at.work.com> at 2002-07-16 18:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, but the weather really is lovely here.
Submitted by sonargodz at 2002-07-14 06:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The post below is mine. I just thought that I might be able to ad something more, but I was wrong. California speaks for itself so eloquently.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-14 06:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are right.....Californians are basically a bunch of self centered parasites. Now they are moving to other states to spread thier screwed up ideas that didn't work in thier state.
Trapping in Colorado is outlawed, along with the spring bear hunt, because of a bunch of bleeding heart liberal Californians. Ever heard of the black plaugue? It's back. The animals we used to trap carry it when they start to get overpopulated. Oh yeah, bear problems are at an all time high now.
Crime is rising too, and lo and behold, most of the offenders are from.....California. What a suprise. We have a gang problem in Carbondale, Colorado. Carbondale has a population of less than 15,000 people. And guess who is usually involved. You guessed it....Californians.
Californians hate thier state, so rather than change it, they move to mine and make the same mistakes. They are coming like killer bees. Only a matter of time before they screw your state....watch out. You will be assimlated.
Cheers to all you West Coast Morons
Sonargodz
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-12 19:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Durango, Colorado is actually great.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-12 19:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got all the time in the world.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-12 19:26:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-12 19:25:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dumbass at 2002-07-12 16:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hehehe
Submitted by Dumbass at 2002-07-12 16:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
By the way, to get back to the post, San Diego,North Island, & Coranodo are all pimp shit so I don't know what the hell you are talking about...
Submitted by Dumbass at 2002-07-12 16:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thats odd...those last three posts were all within 8 seconds of each other!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-12 15:29:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-12 15:29:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-12 15:29:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-12 14:48:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JDiggity (user info) at 2002-07-11 19:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
J-
If you have read the posts you may have noticed that in the beginning I did attempt to attack the credibility of dirtypaws' post. However, to my dismay it was merely met with "blah blah blah no one gives a shit about your dumbass opinion" and things along those lines. Further more I'm not even from california. Although that little insight might take some background research on this site so I guess I can't hold that one against you. I really only had one point, which is all of that crap is just as likely to happen to you out East, (except possibly the language thing - but try vancouver. At least Spanish is from the same continent as English) so you'd better have some better reasons why you hate that state otherwise your just full of shit and needing to rant. Nothing wrong with that, but thought I would point it out none the less.
Point in case, watch this. In all likelyhood directly above this will be a response from Dirtypaws. In it, it will not say that no, infact everyone out east is civil and humane and wouldn't hurt a fly. Oh no, it will be more along the lines of "Fuck you fag your ass faced ideas arn't worth shit". Colourfull, but it gets boring after awhile. The only way there won't be is if she goes out of her way to proove me wrong, but then I just covered my ass so I win either way!
Paws-
Love might be a bit strong. Admire perhaps, you sure as hell got stamina.
Dumbass-
You took that from somewhere. I can't remember where otherwise I'd make a smartass hint towards the post, but I do recognize it...
Submitted by d d at 2002-07-11 17:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I take it back. I actually think Dirtypaws has a valid point there. I mean "badass" as a total compliment.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-11 17:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with both dirtypaws and Big Daddy J. You guys are just bored with life. California sucks.
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-11 17:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can handle anything you can bring you stupid shit. WAIT A MINUTE I DON'T FUCKING CARE, I forgot I wasn't posting for your enjoyment anymore. What will you do with nobody to talk to?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-11 17:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pussy, cant survive in Cali
Submitted by d d at 2002-07-11 17:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oooh dirtypaws is badass
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-11 16:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I understand why Dumbass couldn't figure out your comments Daddy. I guess he don't know who he's fuckin' with does he?
Submitted by Dumbass at 2002-07-11 14:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Big Daddy Jay, what you've just said is one of the
most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point
in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to
anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to
it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Submitted by Big Daddy J <j.at.aol.com> at 2002-07-11 14:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, it's 'bout damn time. I myself lived in Cali for a while. Couldn't wait to get out of the state myself. I actually left a 6 figure paying job in the bay-area to go back East. At least in the East (actually the Southeast) they have knowledge of what respect is. From my time served in Cali, I found that mabye one in every 2 Million people actually knew what it was to have manners. And yes Dirty Paws, I agree on the "verbalization of english" problem that is encountered everywhere you go in this hole of a state. When I cannot even go thru a Burger King DRIVE THRU (of all places you should have knowledge of the language of the country you live in) and get my order unbderstood, much less taken, then Cali....you guys have got a problem. As to the posts I read regarding this original message, J Diggity seems to yet another college grad who couldn't find his ass with 2 hands. And I believe that there was yet another clueless individual who was posting inane comments, yet they were so stupid I dadn't bother remembering his name. J Diggity just lucked out 'cause his name is similar to an EXTREMELY played out song I once heard. Looks as if instead of responding to DirtyPaws comments with a little hometown pride or defending the state of Cali, you people seemed to attack her personally (charge up you vibrator batteries???). Which leaves me with a question I must ask all of you responders; Are you really upset that mabye, just mabye she's right, and the reason there is a lack if hometown/state defense on everybody elses part is that there is nothing there worth defending or standing up to. Looks like Dirty Paws is one fiesty lady who could rip the average and most of the above average idiots out there in Cali-Land a new asshole both logically, and hell who knows, probably physically too.
Submitted by dumbass at 2002-07-11 13:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shoulda bought energizer
Submitted by dirtypaws (user info) at 2002-07-11 13:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck this. No more. Too boring.
Submitted by dirtypaws at 2002-07-11 13:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you weren't such a PUSSY Random Joe you'd have the balls to post your actual name.
Submitted by ISuck (user info) at 2002-07-11 12:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell is happening
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-11 12:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus...someone actually views (and posts) to this site more than I do...never thought it was possible, congrats dirtypaws. ya dumb bitch
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-11 12:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm the dork? You are the one keeping this going. You cum every time you think you have the last word. You won't win this one, I am the master. So pack it up and go home. I haven't even begun to fuck with you, you twit. You are actually getting upset about this, I find it fun and a nice mix in my day so bring the pain.
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-11 12:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And you think I have stupid retorts. Get a fucking life little kid. You are just happy your're out of school for the summer and have something to do. I don't have time to play with you. I get my batteries charged all the time, do you wanna lick?
Submitted by no, I don't think I will at 2002-07-11 12:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This dork is in it for the long run. So I hope you got your batteries charged on the ol vibrator bitch.
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-11 12:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
d d
What does that mean. "You're a fucking bird buddy?" Why are you involved in this anyways? All of you dorks who spend all of your time on here responding are a bunch of geeks anyways. Why would I give a fuck what your conclusions are. Fuck off my post.
Submitted by d d at 2002-07-11 11:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i was reading the battle between dirty-ass and jdiggity and ive come to this conclusion;
dirtypaws, youre a fucking bird buddy
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-11 11:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IF you didn't like it, you wouldn't read it. You love it and you know I have the best post in Ubersite and that's why you can't bring yourself to tear your eyes away from it. Face it, you love me, you want me and you can't stand the fact that I am always right. I am sorry could you please point out your original insults/comebacks. I must have missed them.
Submitted by JDiggity (user info) at 2002-07-11 02:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bored would be a better word, I think. Still find it funny to watch other people slug it out, but really there's nothing new happening. You say the same thing, someone else says the same thing ... did any one read razor's post about not responding with stuff that's already been cleared up.
To everyone else: Isn't it obvious that no matter what you say, dirtypaws is going to come up with some o-so-orgional insult, tell you your retarded, but not really back anything up? So - if you want a good exchange of useless insults then by all means tell her she's wrong. As for me, I'm getting bored/soft of it all - but i still enjoy reading it.
Slug away
Submitted by d3rtypaws (user info) at 2002-07-11 00:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take "BEAUTIFUL" as a compliment to me since I would be the one heading it up. Which, all things considered, is the nicest thing you've said thus far. Getting a bit soft? FAG.
Submitted by JDiggity (user info) at 2002-07-10 20:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha
<^>(-_-)<^>
This is more heated then the Canada sucks / USA sucks debate. And it's all being headed by one person.
Beautiful.
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-10 18:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweets
Did you read the fucking post? I am moving. Next April and I can't wait to get away from stuck up bitches like you.
Submitted by Sweets <sweets.at.aol.com> at 2002-07-10 18:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you don't like California, then please fucking move! (=
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-10 16:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and as I said before. P-U-S-S-Y <--- This mean you
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-10 16:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To hate my father I would have to know who he is. Do you know? He probably is in prison where your mom met him. I would fist myself but my vibrator works just fine, thanks.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-10 16:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dirtypaws you hate your father not california buddy
Submitted by dumbass at 2002-07-10 15:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ouch you got me...
I was trying to be "witty", how was I supposed to know you knew her name was "Soap jocky Cum Stain Gimp Salad Tosser The Fist Queer Johnny cum bucket?" To think...all this time I just thought her name was mom.
It all makes since now!
Im done with you...go fist yourself
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-10 14:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey at least I can post my actual screen name, pussy.
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-10 14:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What tha fuck are you talking about. Did you miss your meds again? Oh wait, you were trying to be witty again. Now I get it. You think that Dumbass was an idea for a new screen name for you. Nope sorry, it was an adjective and by the way, could you be a little bit more creative on the screen names for me? Unfortunatly they've all been taken by your mother.
Submitted by Dumbass at 2002-07-10 14:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the idea of the new name, I'll be sure to go by it from now on cock master...
just to return the favor, here are a few ideas for your new screen name
1) Soap jocky
2) Cum Stain
3) Gimp
4) Salad Tosser
5) The Fist
6) Queer Johnny
7) cum bucket
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-10 14:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Her you fucking idiot. Can you read?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-10 14:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awww is him upset...
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-10 14:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Random Joe
Actually the statement wasn't directed at you so I don't really care what your fucking opinion on the matter is. Why don't you try Random Joe at some other fucking post and get out of mine. Dumbass.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-10 13:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually the saying is "king shit of fuck mountain" but thanks for trying...
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-10 12:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually it would be Queen Shit of Terd Island.
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-09 22:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JDiggity,
It's been fun, thanks for playing along.
Submitted by JDiggity (user info) at 2002-07-09 20:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bah,
Well arn't we just king shit of terd island! I don't do anything except sit around and post replies to your arguements? Excuse me but (1) You started it, (2) You posted more on here then I have (3) I can't think of anything good to put here but usually 3 is a good number of responses.
If I have no life - where does that put you? (rhetorical question - don't retort with how your in the army, saving animals, finished your poly-sci, working on law, and grabbing mexican chicks. don't care)
Everyone always falls back on the "well that's just my opinion" thing. Fine fine, I guess your entitled (could be spelt wrong, not on purpose, I don't care) to your own opinion. But as everyone who enters ubersite does or should know, "Your opinion ain't worth shit!" (a comment I believe even you pointed out to me).
You know - the entire world does not run on eastern time (which I assume that's what ubersite is set to). This in turn should re-assure you that a move out east will get you far away from me. I do get very little exercise, but usually I'm only on Ubersite at work. The rest I attribute to studying and video games. Manage to make it to the gym every once in awhile so I don't die of a heart attack when I'm 25, but that's about it.
And yes, that crazy "Jordan Schultz" fellow is someone totally different then me. It just lists all his articles when you click my info for no apparent reason. If you want to find my posts without looking for that name, just look for articles with obscene amounts of spelling and grammer errors. (maybe you missed the part where I said I didn't care - so I'll throw that little opinion of mine by you one more time: I don't care)
Cheers
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-09 17:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fisher,
I have traveled all over this country and never met so many people who are rude and could care less about other human beings. I agree with you that people are people and you will encounter the same no matter where you are. I just hate California because of all of the things that have happened to me in the short time that I have been here. I have met some very nice people and I have enjoyed some of my time here. I have found in my polling of different people from different places that most people feel that the deep south is much more friendly and considerate then the west coast. I have not met many people who actually enjoyed their stay in California. I will be happy to get back East that's for sure. GA that is.
Submitted by Fisher (user info) at 2002-07-09 15:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, meant to give it a 2 because sometimes bitchy articles and the responses are fun to read.
Submitted by Fisher (user info) at 2002-07-09 15:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
People are people, no matter where you go. I've never been out west, but I can say if you didn't name the state, I could have thought you were talking about NJ where I'm from.
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-09 13:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Solar
No I'm just fuckin' witcha. HAHA
>^,,^<
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-09 12:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Solar
Thanks for the repetition of everyone elses ideas. Did you read the other posts?
Submitted by solar-plexus (user info) at 2002-07-09 12:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know why you think the East Coast is any better. The
thing about assholes is that they are rather indiscriminate
about where they live. Maybe it's not that California sucks,
but rather that the number of assholes has increased
dramatically in the last few years, coinciding with your
decision to go West.
Oh yeah. I don't know why you all are squabbling about
grammer. If it get point accross, it ok. If people run out
ideas, they bitches about spelling and punchuation.
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-09 11:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and as usual ONE LAST THING:
I read your "user info". That's nice. All you have time to do is debate with other people about their posts. Do you actually have any of your own or is that too hard?
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-09 11:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are a couple of key points here that I would like to make. If you had been paying more attention to what the initial post was about you would have already caught a few intentional mistakes I have made. First off, I wrote in my original post that I moved out to california, (No I don't think it deserves to be capitalized) three years ago, which would make no sense that I later said I had been here 14 years. I really though you would catch that JDickity. Secondly, I failed to point out your spelling of road, as rode. I figured you intentionally spelled it that way as a witty way to point out my spelling of it earlier in the original post. I think I may have given you more credit then you deserve. You clearly have nothing left to do but sit around and read my post and banter with me with your failing intellect. Although I will point out that I had no idea a metric ton was spelled tonnes. I wonder if that refers to your weight, who knows. You certinly can't be out getting any exercise since you would rather spend your time debating with me over a state you don't live in (I can tell by the time you send your reply, you get up earlier than me) and have never visited.
I can also have an opinion about a place that I have lived in regardless of the amount of time I have lived there. California sucks, oh excuse me, I believe I meant california. That's my opinion and it won't be changing anytime soon, no matter how much effort you put into it.
I had no choice about moving here, well I guess we all have a choice but I choose to try something new. It sucks. I have booked my ticket back east next April. I am counting the months until I can be back around decent human beings. Unfortunatly I will have to be closer to you.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2002-07-09 02:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got twenty bucks says they get married.
Submitted by JDiggity (user info) at 2002-07-09 02:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As it happens, on this one rare instance I was actually right:
http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=tonnes
It's similar to how "colour" and "centre" are a correct spelling - regardless of what Microsoft tells you. Except this definition of "tonne" seems to be restricted to the metric version... good to know. I'll add that to my list of useless information I know.
As for the grammer - I was pointing out that really your the one with the oh-so-important life. The one who can decide which states suck and which don't based on personal actions. Fuck me ... you gotta be some kind of important person or something. Does the world revolve around you? Is that why your so angry with californians? So you tell me to fuck off and stop wasting space??? I really have nothing better to do. If your so great - Fuck you! why don't you fuck off and stop wasting space.
But I digress. What you clearly wanted to do was point out my failures in grammer and spelling. so here goes:
-You missed a question mark when you asked me if I can take you "word for word" and "slam for slam".
-"What a bunch of losers." is not a sentance
-"California", not "california"
-Even in americanese language, it's "self-centered"
But really this just proves I can use grammer check on word. I really couldn't care about my grammer, and I don't give a fuck if you don't know the meaning of "tonnes". I think you can derive the intended thought if you strain really hard. Don't hurt yourself though. I will tell you if you still can't get it.
And hell, I'm still bored so let's continue to dissect the arguements:
-Where do you draw the link between a few isolated incidents (4 over 14 years - although I do believe there are more that you kindly left out to save us time) and a terrible state?
-How do you figure that the people you've talked to can represent the greater mass of people who are eligible to rate a state as "good" or "bad" for the rest of the world. Unless you have spoken to every single person. But then ... where do you draw the line? Everyone who ever lived there? Everyone who's ever been there? People who've seen it? Or just people who had their wallet stolen?
-Even if there was some way to get a general opinion from everyone and say for sure that the overall thought was that it sucked - JUST DON'T GO THERE. Who cares?? Obviously not people from California. They seem to recognize who really has their head up their ass and continue on with life as usual while a few eastern pricks sit there complaining, bitching, and electing dogs into congress.
You know - your just not as satisfying anymore. Maybe if you changed up your insults a bit things would be interesting again. Was it good for you?
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-09 01:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and ONE LAST THING:
What do you mean when you say tonnes of time? I don't follow your grammer. Is that some cool ubersite word you and your regulars have or can you just not spell?
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-09 01:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
J Diggity
What makes you think I give a shit about where you live. Do you really think that I can't take you word for word, slam for slam. Get real. I can dedicate all the time you have to proving to you that California is a wasted piece of shit state that shouldn't even exist in America. What a bunch of losers.
I never said that these things that happened to me couldn't happen on the East Coast. I am just pointing out what kind of shit I have to put up with day to day that I didn't back east. I talk to people from all over and everyone has the same opinion about california. Fake ass stuck up worthless self centered assholes. The masses speak.
Submitted by JDiggity (user info) at 2002-07-08 22:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Screw that. I know tonnes of shit about nothing.
If anyone is an ignorant know-nothing-person, it's someone who believes their wallet, car, and self-worth are safer on the east then the west. Yes- In the east people also think they're king shit believe it or not. I find they're just generally better at hiding it. Which is not actually a good thing - you see almost the entire coast is in self denial, it's gonna bite them in the ass one day. They're starting to come out now, actually. Look at all the people who post regularly on this site- Razor, d_d, (me for all you know - still havn't told you where I live) all from the east - and all complete ass holes (relax guys - that's why we like ya).
So, I leave you with three more things for now:
1- Most californians are dumb as shit, however it's a nice place.
2- If your going to tell me "one last thing" - please make it one last thing!
3- Stop wasting your time with an arguement to which you have no good support for. I have tonnes of time, and I enjoy fighting more then working, so it's not wasted. If the best thing you have to retort to my comments with is "You know nothing you dumb fuck" then clearly you got your roles reversed.
Dumbass (I know I swore never to say that again - but it's so fitting. Sorry Yeah)
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-08 21:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JDiggity
Thanks for your itemized list of shit you still don't know anything about. I lived eastcoast for 20 years and westcoast for 14 years and I still see that everyone out here in sunny cali is full of shit. I can't seem to go anywhere without some native asshole pissing me off and acting like they own the whole fucking planet. And you with your
1) blah blah blah no one gives a shit opinion. Fuck off and quit wasting my time with your nonsense.
2) You are a fag who likes to watch guys fuck each other in the ass
3) Fuck off. Relax. Get a life and stop using up this valuable ubersite space with your dick licking blabber.
Submitted by JDiggity (user info) at 2002-07-08 19:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys are idiots. How can I not know what I'm talking about???
(1) I've lived out east, and out west. Really - there is no difference. If you think there is your fucking retarded, because people steal wallets, drive like shit, dent cars, and the whole 9 yards no matter which ocean ya swim in.
(2) I really didn't talk about anything... I just threw dumb insults back where they came from. And I tend to believe that I know a great deal about nothing - so screw you and the boat you rode in on.
(3) Relax?? Fucking relax???? Don't tell me to fucking relax. Go blow a fucking goat. Why the hell do I fucking need to fucking re-fucking-lax. I'm am relax. Look - is this not the fucking type of someone who is fucking relaxed???
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-08 12:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JDiggity
Oh and one last thing. Relax. You are gonna bust a nut getting so upset at a fucking post. Get a life and spend less time giving a shit about things you know nothing about.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-08 12:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JDiggity
Fuck you. You have no idea what you are talking about, which is evident in your post.
Submitted by JDiggity (user info) at 2002-07-07 23:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No no, It works fine you shit faced ass wipe. You see, it doesn't tell me that I'm a fucking idiot because most of the time, I'm not. However, direct it at some bitchy ass homo slut from out east and it will go nuts.
So some dude tried to run you off the road. He didn't did he? Clearly he wasn't trying that hard. Besides, you think the police out east would have cared that much more about your little sob story? I don't fucking think so. And a dent in your car?? And you snap at the whole fucking state? Give me a fucking break, ya - I've never seen that happen out east. Everyone drives fucking perfectly don't they. Right... And ontop of it all no one steals wallets out east now either. Fucking retard. Get the hell out of here.
Submitted by m4drox (user info) at 2002-07-06 20:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im southeast tell i die but i konw this biotch that moved to nashville from san fran and she thinks shes tha shit... of course she is a male hating dyke but hey shit happens
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-06 09:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lodnem.at.yahoo.com
Your shit detector doesn't work, it didn't notify yourself that you are a fucking idiot.
Submitted by JDiggity (user info) at 2002-07-05 19:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, nice one random joe. No, my shit detector didn't find any of that shit in your comments.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-07-05 17:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lodnem.at.yahoo.com
You clearly have No idea what you are talking about. The only assholes in this state were either born here or lived here long enough to catch the selfish, "fuck every one else I'm from CALIFORNIA" attitude. You don't get that shit back east, no fucking way.
Submitted by d d at 2002-07-05 14:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
youll get your wish..
its only a matter of time before the san andreas fault knocks the state right into the pacific ocean.
i guarantee it
Submitted by lodnem.at.yahoo.com at 2002-07-05 12:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the only downside to living in california is that people migrate here from the east coast.
they tend to drive people off the road, steal wallets and become police officers.
Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2002-07-02 18:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
~ lxnayer
I know what you mean about smacking the shit out of the lady. I did tell her where to go and how to get there but she didn't fucking care. She's from California, the only thing that matters is getting her fat ass into her SUV and not walking a few calories off taking the cart back. Bitch.
Submitted by Ixnayer (user info) at 2002-07-02 14:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
First, get a pair of balls. You should of smacked the shit out of that lady at the grocerey store, a temporary insanity plea does hold up in court. Plus you would of felt really really good.
Secondly, I agree, I'm not going to go to mexico and demand that they speak english. If you come to this country and you plan on living here, LEARN ENGLISH. I also think we should stop budgeting the English as a second language classes all throughout americas schools. Put me in charge of immigration. If they can't have a conversation with me, they're ass is going back to where they came from.
Submitted by yeahme2 (user info) at 2002-07-02 13:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yeah, I hate cali too.
I was living in Manhattan for several years and decided to pay some friends and relatives a visit on the west coast. We started out in San Diego, the methamphetamine capital of the world. I thought SD was nice, excpet the seemingly middle class neighborhood we were staying in turned into some scene out of Night of the Living Dad, once the sun started to go down. I asked my friend what the deal was with all the activity......he simply said, "it's the tweakers".
So. off to LA and a short stay at my friend's house near USC. Another shithole. The sky was brown the whole time I was there. What kinda cought me off guard was that every single house in this college neighborhood had a 6ft wrought iron gate and fence surrounding it.... I soon found out why....as night fell, the gun shots, helicopters, police sirens and gang members emrged. I watched in awe from the second story window as several "homies" on the corner beat up passer byers (probably broke addicts with no scratch for their fix).
So, off to San Francisco.......it was nice.....but do not drive your manual transmission car there (-: