Uber survey - Sex Body Count (1132 hits)
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Submitted by lickalotopuss (View user info) at 2004-07-30 19:16:14 EDT
What age did you first fuck someone and how many have there been since then?
I was 16 and I think I have banged at least 150 chicks
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Submitted by imsogravy (user info) at 2004-07-31 03:24:32 EDT (#)
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I was 15. five women total.
+1 for 150 because it's believable. Mic Jagger claims to have had sex with over 5000 women, so in my opinion that makes it very possible for the average joe to have sex with 150 women through out their life.
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-07-31 00:07:53 EDT (#)
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I think somebody's a little full of shit, too.
Submitted by TeenageDirtBag (user info) at 2004-07-30 23:52:53 EDT (#)
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13
Submitted by Gizmo (user info) at 2004-07-30 23:45:13 EDT (#)
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14. And well... to be quite honest I don't remember how many.... I drink too much for my own good.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-30 23:23:22 EDT (#)
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Do farm animals count?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-30 22:51:15 EDT (#)
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150....hugh hefner is a uber user.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-30 22:12:27 EDT (#)
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You're so special.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-07-30 22:05:47 EDT (#)
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I need to do the sex with women. How can I convince them to sex me when I have this penis mole?
It's not diseased as far as I know, and isn't very big. I'd say it's about the size of the dot that the very tip of a Sharpie pen makes. Maybe like a millimeter or two in diameter? And it's brown, very slightly raised above normal skin level. Not hairy or anything. When flaccid, it is virtually invisible because it is tucked under the lip of the head of my penis. (I'm circumcised.) When erect, it is quite visible, at least to me.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-07-30 21:27:41 EDT (#)
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my mommy said if i have sex before i'm married i'll go blind and my hair will fall out...is this true?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-30 21:17:02 EDT (#)
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I'm a virgin and thank you for reminding me. Douche.
Tee hee, vaginer!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-07-30 21:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I am 18 and I haven't banged any vagina holes yet, maybe because I have a small but noticeable mole on the top of my penis near the head. Actually, no woman has ever even seen my penis mole, so that couldn't have anything to do with it. Maybe it's because I'm an asshole to women? That's probably it.
If a 13-year-old gets hot vagina action before I do, he's a piece of shit and I hate him.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-07-30 21:02:39 EDT (#)
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I was 14, and there have been 8 in my life.
I can safely say that the Guamanian chick I was with a few weeks ago was the best. 12 different kinds of freaky.
-2 for the post.
+2 for method quoting "Half Baked"
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:51:44 EDT (#)
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I fucked my twin sister in the womb about 2 weeks before we were born.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe him, yo. I dont know why, but I do.
Submitted by sosjtb1999 (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:37:27 EDT (#)
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You say 150 but I think its more like 1.5. Retards only count for half a person.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:30:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnAssKickable (user info) at 2004-07-30 19:18:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
a +2 for porking so many chicks.
I'm 13 and I'm hopin to do it soon. She's willing but I need to get rid of her boyfriend first...
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do you even have pubes yet?
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:26:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnAssKickable (user info) at 2004-07-30 19:18:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
a +2 for porking so many chicks.
I'm 13 and I'm hopin to do it soon. She's willing but I need to get rid of her boyfriend first...
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Oh lord. Let that be a joke.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:19:55 EDT (#)
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15 - umm.. i'd rather not say. actually not too many...
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:05:26 EDT (#)
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16 and a lady never tells but i assure you it is no where near 150
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:03:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-30 19:48:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was six years old when I fucked my first girl, she was four or maybe three and a half, my memory aint so good because I was also doing a large amount of crack at that time.
So far I've banged around 15 thousand vaginas.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-30 19:48:16 EDT (#)
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I was six years old when I fucked my first girl, she was four or maybe three and a half, my memory aint so good because I was also doing a large amount of crack at that time.
So far I've banged around 15 thousand vaginas.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-30 19:35:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-07-30 19:30:54 EDT (#)
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That wasn't 150 different chicks, it was my uncle in a wig.
He said to tell you hello, and also that this post, I quote, "Blows as much as he does."
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-07-30 19:26:33 EDT (#)
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Schfitfy five
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-30 19:19:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnAssKickable (user info) at 2004-07-30 19:18:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
a +2 for porking so many chicks.
I'm 13 and I'm hopin to do it soon. She's willing but I need to get rid of her boyfriend first...
Heh.
Submitted by UnAssKickable (user info) at 2004-07-30 19:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a +2 for porking so many chicks.
I'm 13 and I'm hopin to do it soon. She's willing but I need to get rid of her boyfriend first...