My secret childhood diaries (warning: incoherent babble and pictors) (2272 hits)
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Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (View user info) at 2004-07-31 12:56:43 EDT
I recently found a series of old "journals", written while I was in preschool and Kindergarten. Since I couldn't yet write in any coherent way, I illustrated each page, and sometimes made up my own letters and words.
The picture below contains three of my all time favorite "journal entries". Though I'm not quite sure, I think that the first reads "Today I fall down and hurt myself". The "IPPE" at the top means "1993" (oh the joys of backwards dyslexia), yet somehow I spelled February right. The second entry is titled "My Thanksgiving".
As for the third, I have absolutely nothing to say to you, but, "Happy Fag Day!" I'm sure that one horrified my teachers.
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-24 04:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. did he really rate you badly beacause the writing in the diarys when you were a small child was bad?
cute! and a little weird about the febuary thing.
Submitted by now_thats_doom (user info) at 2004-08-24 04:37:42 EDT (#)
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lmfao, fag day...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-14 14:43:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-02 02:55:36 EDT (#)
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Better pikchas than Lojopes.
I laughed. Sorry but it was funny that you falled and hurt yourself. That cracked me up.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-01 13:01:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-08-01 04:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry crap bitch but this is worse than a dead baby.
P.S. Can we fuck?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-01 00:23:10 EDT (#)
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I think the random joe comment was a criticism directed more at the people rating you than you yourself Squirrel.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-01 00:12:32 EDT (#)
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I totally understand FA, and I certainly hope no one jumps on your back for one negative one, especially since you gave reasoning.
That reminded me of the random joe comment below though, so I'll just copy paste my response to that comment:
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-31 15:47:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's all give a Uber regular unworthy praise! + 1,000,000!!!!!
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First, I still consider myself a n00b, so I find it odd that someone else might consider me already an uber regular, already someone who gets plus two's just because of their name.
Second, this was a shit post and I know it, but I found these pictures disturbingly amusing and wanted to share. I'm glad I was able to make some people laugh, that's really all I can ask. I didn't ask for "unworthy praise! +1,000,000!!!!!".
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-01 00:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I get the feeling people are going to jump on my back for this, so let me just preface my rating with this:
No offense Squirrel, but if anyone else had posted this it would be at a -1 by now. It's not particularly funny or remarkable in any way.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-31 23:47:18 EDT (#)
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We have fag days too, you dont wanna go to the clubs on those days.
Submitted by Tenyuki (user info) at 2004-07-31 19:34:33 EDT (#)
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Your drawing is hott. It made me -that- much more attracted to you.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-07-31 17:32:03 EDT (#)
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Noiyce!
(That's Australian for "nice".)
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-07-31 17:16:56 EDT (#)
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In 1993 I took shits that could write better than you.
Harharhar I'm a pirate.
Submitted by milo (user info) at 2004-07-31 17:03:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-07-31 16:46:56 EDT (#)
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Of course, 'Fag Day' would have a completely different connotation where I'm from.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-31 16:39:09 EDT (#)
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I'm going to address these two comments because I have nothing better to do until my boyfriend gets back in Chicago:
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-31 15:27:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
so you were a patriotic nut at the age of 3. Nice.
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Where is that coming from? My school had a flag day...I drew a flag. I'm hardly patriotic. If you go back into my user info, way up the butt of uber, you'll find at least two posts criticizing america and democracy. One is titled something like "After this I'm shoving my monocle up my ass", and the other is one of my first posts, called reflections on something or other. I'm quite disenchanted, in fact.
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-31 15:47:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's all give a Uber regular unworthy praise! + 1,000,000!!!!!
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First, I still consider myself a n00b, so I find it odd that someone else might consider me already an uber regular, already someone who gets plus two's just because of their name.
Second, this was a shit post and I know it, but I found these pictures disturbingly amusing and wanted to share. I'm glad I was able to make some people laugh, that's really all I can ask. I didn't ask for "unworthy praise! +1,000,000!!!!!".
Submitted by imsogravy (user info) at 2004-07-31 16:22:03 EDT (#)
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These are priceless! Actually made me reminisce about my childhood... I don't ever do that. Bravo to you Squirrel Lady!
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:54:27 EDT (#)
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Tuwday I fal ad hrt mysf
Anyone else find it sad that even when she was that young her spelling is still better than 90% of the new users here?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-31 15:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's all give a Uber regular unworthy praise! + 1,000,000!!!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can tell what a little kid is thinking by the expressions on the faces of charachters that they draw.
I graduated in 1PPE. I'm an old fart.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-31 15:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so you were a patriotic nut at the age of 3. Nice.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:16:45 EDT (#)
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Trip...
...E.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:08:11 EDT (#)
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Damn the weekend and negative hits!
I'm lonely.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-07-31 14:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bahahahhaha
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-07-31 14:18:00 EDT (#)
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You were a special child, with special needs.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-31 14:11:00 EDT (#)
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cute...
but 1993?! FUCK, I was a freshman in 93.
Last night I was at a friends house- someone said "Hey Corinne, you're like- the oldest person here!"
oh my god i'm old.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-31 14:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally forgot it was Fag Day!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:40:58 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure what's going on in the second one...
I know it's about thanksgiving, and I know that the weird sideways letter that looks like a celtic letter is actually a lower case E, but that's all I can decipher.
Though, a combination of A's, W's, and M's, makes an appearance twice. First as "AWAWMAM", second as "AMAMAMAWW". If anyone can figure out what that's supposed to mean, they may have the clue that can crack the puzzle.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:40:14 EDT (#)
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In February of 1993, I was 9 years old and selling stock options from my lemonade stand.
You, however, were still writing in symbols.
It's ok, though.. only because you're one of my heros.
LONG LIVE DYSLEXIA!! :)
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:36:50 EDT (#)
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I love a girl that can't spell... In the second one are you decoding some sort of secret mission code? because all I can say is wow!
way to go!
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:29:20 EDT (#)
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Happy phag day squirrel.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:28:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by george (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:27:29 EDT (#)
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This really made me laugh, HAPPY FAG DAY
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:26:51 EDT (#)
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Thank you, OLAS. I bet its honeypot. She/he likes to hate me. I tried to "solicit" bum sex from her/him. Then a hate post ensued.
I wish I could draw.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:23:14 EDT (#)
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+2 for fag day. The only day when I can truly be myself.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:21:51 EDT (#)
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aha I love shit like this, reminds me of the 8th grade.
What?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:19:29 EDT (#)
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+2 because I didn't know squirrel used words like "fuck."
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:15:19 EDT (#)
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Aight look here mean random joe.
I don't know if this is the same one that makes fun of me, lojope, and mystia (or even if that's the same one) behind the safe cloak of an EXTRA layer of anonymity (come on, how much balls does it take to say something on the internet, even under your own name), but get the fuck off my post please.
Donkey rules, leave him alone.
Submitted by Donkey Bowling Ball Ass at 2004-07-31 13:10:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:06:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fag day? I love fag day! I can get blow jobs from guys and not feel all gay about it.
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Wow, good job. Now you're soliciting blow jobs from Uber users. I mean, it's obvious to everyone that you're a closeted homosexual, you don't have to scream it out at all of us. Too bad you're a chunky obnoxious fool.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-31 13:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Adorable.
Submitted by punchdrunk (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:06:50 EDT (#)
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Ha
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:06:20 EDT (#)
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Fag day? I love fag day! I can get blow jobs from guys and not feel all gay about it.
Submitted by TeenageDirtBag (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:04:27 EDT (#)
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Happy FAG DAY!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-31 12:58:39 EDT (#)
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those are funny!