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Rating: 1.29 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Nuggs (View user info) at 2004-07-31 13:25:17 EDT


There are times when I want to feel your hand on the small of my back- I want you to run your finger along the curve of my waist, enjoy the texture of my skin, the design of my body. I want you to appreciate who I am.

And it's purely physical.

You don't need to know me or love me. You don't need to admire my wit. It doesn't matter if you know I'm smart, creative, loving, caring...

When I feel depressed and lonely I want to find you and curl up next to you. Don't talk. I just want to feel your warm body against my own.

It doesn't matter who you are.

But I need you now.

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Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2005-06-13 00:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The post was about emotions... it wasn't a booty call...
but the cat fight u two are having is much more entertaining...


Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-08-01 12:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Me?

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-01 10:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

cumguz-

my god- you're right...! I do have problems. I was soliciting sex. Thank you for breaking it down for me!!!

What would I have done without you?!

(and it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman- your name still states that you GUZZLE CUM- whore)

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-01 07:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2004-08-01 03:57:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't believe the way you just tried to deny your shit. Yeah my name is "cumguzzler", but I have not solicited anyone for sex nor given out my phone number. I don't post comments stating that I "just need to get fucked". You don't know if I'm a male or a female. You know nothing because I haven't yet said anything. My name isn't "asking" for anything. You ASKED for text messages and stated that you need to get fucked. You said that you want to be "entertained". You're fucking desperate and like another poster said...you have problems. So much for your friend who tried to support you with the "honesty" claim. You're not even any good at being a shameless slut. Heh...
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Speaking of problems...
You're a worse user than I am. It's also funny how you gave my post 2 -2's after giving it a +2, right after I gave this one a good rating. School will be starting soon little buddy, we'll all miss you.

Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-08-01 04:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You give me an erection!

Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-08-01 04:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You'll find someone..

Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2004-08-01 03:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't believe the way you just tried to deny your shit. Yeah my name is "cumguzzler", but I have not solicited anyone for sex nor given out my phone number. I don't post comments stating that I "just need to get fucked". You don't know if I'm a male or a female. You know nothing because I haven't yet said anything. My name isn't "asking" for anything. You ASKED for text messages and stated that you need to get fucked. You said that you want to be "entertained". You're fucking desperate and like another poster said...you have problems. So much for your friend who tried to support you with the "honesty" claim. You're not even any good at being a shameless slut. Heh...

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-31 23:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I have a hangover!

That's a huge problem.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-07-31 23:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you have problems.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-31 22:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

okay morons...

If you are too dense or emotionally inept to realize that this post is NOT ABOUT SEX, then I can't help you.

It's about affection. It's about being close to someone. It's about the- oh fuck, if you don't get it, I'm not going to waste my time explaining.



My review about "maybe I just need to get fucked" is me fucking around. Like Lisa, I am still a virgin!!!!!


Really, a virgin. Okay no, I'm not. I lied. I am going to Boston to UberBang Everyone!!!

(I'm lying about something- you guess what it is!)

****








Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:25:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

Holy shit. You're asking people to send you text messages and stating that you'd like to be fucked? Have you no shame?


****

And um, look at your name cockmonkey. You're stating that you uh... want to guzzle cum?



Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-31 16:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Speaking of nasty:
Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:57:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:46:20 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:25:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

Holy shit. You're asking people to send you text messages and stating that you'd like to be fucked? Have you no shame?
---
Atleast she's honest...

____________________________________________________________________________

Meaning what exactly? That YOU use more subtle methods to get yourself laid using Ubersite?

As if "honesty" excuses disgusting behavior. You're both nasty.

Submitted by Sofa_Queen (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't you hate it when girls just want meeningless sex? Here I am trying to have a decent conversation, talk about my feeelings, and she can't even voice her opinion because my dicks in her mouth. I hate that shit.

Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii




























c00ties!


Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:25:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

Holy shit. You're asking people to send you text messages and stating that you'd like to be fucked? Have you no shame?
---
Atleast she's honest...

Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Holy shit. You're asking people to send you text messages and stating that you'd like to be fucked? Have you no shame?

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A-yup.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The missus would frown on me having any involvement here.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is the situation.


I am going to work

I do not want to work

I will be bored at work

Your mission:

Make work fun for me!

Find my phone number and send me text messages!!

YAY!

YAY!

YAY!

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

maybe I'd feel better if I just got fucked?

tee hee hee



Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-31 14:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't hug you... but I can give you a +2... I know, it's not really the same.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-31 14:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck kind of stupid shit is this?

You fucking whore.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Alright, I'll do it. Casual sex at my place. I'll keep it purely physical. No emotions whatsoever.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-31 13:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Get over it.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Silly girl, you could have just called me

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh... yep. THAT improved my mood.


Damn you.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mildly interesting.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-31 13:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

jhbjhb

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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