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Lunacy of the Day: Sofa Queen is... (527 hits)

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Rating: 0.8 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Ferretnose (View user info) at 2004-07-31 23:28:49 EDT


...Maddox. Perhaps I am getting to be like that old lady who lives down the street who thinks her neighbors are aliens. There are several reasons that I think this. Mostly because it just seems like something he would do, from what little I can glean of his personality. Am I crazy? Or am I "Captain Obvious"? Why do I bother? Because I'm bored, and I'm nosy. Feel free to laugh your ass off at my silly noob self. I don't care what you rate this. My possibly retarded theory is gold compared to some shit on here.

Ferret-nosy-nose

P.S.
Sorry about posting twice. No, I'm not. It's far enough apart.

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-01 01:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm pretty sure that she isn't Maddox.
I am pretty sure that she is a P.I.T.A.
She likes to post two things at once under two different usernames I noticed. I guess that's ok, as long as she doesn't rate herself with alternate accounts.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-01 00:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

, but no apologies


that gets ya a plus 2

Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-08-01 00:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wasn't trying to be funny. The thought really did cross my mind. I found similarities and I jumped with a guess. I'm also not quite myself this evening, but no apologies.
F.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-01 00:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

im not drunk enough to find this funny

Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-07-31 23:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, Wardy, get a grip. I'm just trying to have a little fun. How clever of you to try and insult my mother. I've never read anything remotely like that on Uber. Ditto scabs and vaginas.

Thank you, Lojope. I needed that.

I fart in the general direction of all the -2's to come. If people can post shit about taking dumps and raping babies, and shamelessly hitwhore, then I can post complete and utter bullshit if and when I wish. Ratings be damned. This sofa queen individual is pure shenanigans, so I say, not as a question, but as a statement:
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
F.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-31 23:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Im drunk
You;re cool
and you DIDNT put maddox in the tuitle

YAY FOR YOU

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-31 23:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm rating the poster and not the post!!! I'm rating the poster and not the post!!!
I'm rating the poster and not the post!!! I'm rating the poster and not the post!!!
I'm rating the poster and not the post!!! I'm rating the poster and not the post!!!
I'm rating the poster and not the post!!! I'm rating the poster and not the post!!!


Someone call the Ubercops!

Lojo *hearts* Ferretnose

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-31 23:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sofa Queen is not Maddox. Sofa Queen is User10030. And I wish he would stop posting as her, she's annoying.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-07-31 23:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i thought i was going to care, but then your mom bothered me about picking the scab off of her vagina.

instead i kicked her in the face and told her you suck at life.


Homer: Dig him up!!! Dig up that corpse! If you really love
Jebediah Springfield, you'll haul his bones out of the ground
to prove my daughter wrong! Dig up his grave! Pull out his
tongue!

Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up
a corpse?

Lisa the Iconoclast