I couldnt believe it (374 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -2 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Big Kenny (balln008.at.aol.com) (View user info) at 2004-08-01 03:33:32 EDT
OK...this just blew me away, and the end is funny , so i thought id write it...
Theres a kid at my highschool, he was a sophemore at the time this happened, he has this girlfriend, she is soo hott, im talkin on a scale from 1-10 she'd be a 12, and she's horny too, so the story goes like this....these two jive turkeys are layin on the bed buckass naked and she wants and he says,"Im not ready, sorry" .... im thinkin !?!!?!?!?!?!, normal guy, wouldnt even think about not doing it, this guy, well i couldnt believe that shit....
OK heres the funny part you all have been waiting for....after he said that he wasnt ready she takes a black marker, and says well if your not gonna do it then i might as well do this, and uses the black marker like a di*do!!!!!!!!
told ya she was horny! .
so stupid
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-01 03:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Two posts in fifteen minutes!
WOOOOO!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-01 03:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hurry up and die so I can piss on your grave