George W. Bush: I challenge you to fisticuffs (752 hits)
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Submitted by dategrape (View user info) at 2004-08-01 04:42:44 EDT
I have had just about had it with you, Mr Bush. In fact, I hate you. So what am I going to do about it? Vote? Make a film about how much I hate you? No, they are the coward's ways out. So here it is, Mr Bush. My challenge. Next week, Sunday the 8th of August, I will be standing outside the whitehouse with a yellow sign reading: FISTICUFFS HERE, MR PRESIDENT. It will have red Comic Sans MS, so you will be able to distinguish me from the other random fisticuffers challenging you to a one-on-one dual.
You come alone, in the clothing of your choice, without your bodyguards and agents. I don't care if you have bodyguards watching at a distance, but if they jump in while we are in the heat of combat, you will be filmed by my friend Maurice who has a really good zoom lens on his DV Handicam. Then everyone will know what a pathetic piece of shit you are.
So why am I posting this on Ubersite? Because it seems people who challenge George W. Bush to a fair fight are often executed in their homes by the CIA while they sleep. So, Mr Bush, I will see you on the day.
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Submitted by vengeance (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have been found guilty of being a nuisance and an ass. You will now suffer the wrath for your unapologetic lack of respect. This is for all the people you fuck with your -2s...they have spoken. IF you retaliate, the same thing will happen again.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 11:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can barely beat your own meat, dipshit...now you're challenging some guy to a fight? Buahahahahahahahahah....that's rich, Mary.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2004-08-02 07:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I bet Degrassi is your favorite show.
Submitted by zenxray (user info) at 2004-08-02 03:44:25 EDT (#)
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Pearnbran, you need to slow your row. A lot of these cats ARE kids, so why don't you back up a bit. I can assure you that old style of frontin' your throwing out wouldn't last long in my neighborhood. If you are an older man, let's show a bit of composure. You should watch who you call out (and threaten) bro. Their f..in' kids and you know it. If your so mature and badass, why are you sweatin' and hard-timin' on a couple of teenager internet posters? +SNIFFS+ Something don't add up. I smell something...
Young nukes get behind me,
Zen
Submitted by kt at 2004-08-02 03:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i completely agree. not that i read more than the first sentence. i lost interest. fisticuffs!!!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-02 03:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
10 PRINT "DATEGRAPE SUCKS ASS"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
Submitted by Poorbusker (user info) at 2004-08-02 03:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your what..12?
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-08-02 02:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TkdMoose (user info) at 2004-08-02 02:32:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for cunning use of the word "fisticuffs"
P.S. Nobody cares about how tough, or what you did to people, or in the military Pearnbran. You're just an internet schmoe, like everyone else here.
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Except of course me. I am unlike any other, in that I am ruggedly handsome, and charismatically genius. Bah, who am I kidding, I am, if anything, more schmoe-ish than the rest of you.
Submitted by TkdMoose (user info) at 2004-08-02 02:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for cunning use of the word "fisticuffs"
P.S. Nobody cares about how tough, or what you did to people, or in the military Pearnbran. You're just an internet schmoe, like everyone else here.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-01 16:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-08-01 09:25:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
First time you'll ever be rooting
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Should I be offended by that? I don't get it.
Submitted by punchdrunk (user info) at 2004-08-01 15:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh joy more bush jokes
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-01 11:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Getting beaten down by the president - a real honor. The guy benches 315 friend. He'd beat you until you look like shrimp cocktail.
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-08-01 09:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
First time you'll ever be rooting
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-01 09:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
First time I'd ever be rooting for Bush to win.
Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2004-08-01 09:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude when the nurse comes take your meds.
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-08-01 09:10:48 EDT (#)
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Yeah, you are an internettoughguy telling me you are a tough guy. And I know George W Bush beat up on Laura and his daughters, I read in the newspaper he fractured his baby girl's skull in a drunken rage almost two decades ago. I bet now that he takes out all his primal, ape-like rage on Iraq he doesn't have to channel his aggresive energy into punching up his wife and daughters.
Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2004-08-01 09:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me clarify he was a normal every day assmonkey like you .26 years old 6 feet 2
197 lb construction worker who likes to beat up women and children. (He put his wife and 18 month old little girl in the hospital) the little girl had a fractured skull. After I was done He wasn't the same. He was fine before. He like you will have a life changing experience.
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-08-01 08:59:01 EDT (#)
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Well, with George Bush's record he is likely to get angry at me and end up hitting a pregnant woman. Isn't that how it goes? Terrorists from Afghanistan and Saudia Arabia attack, he retaliates by declaring war on Iraq?
Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2004-08-01 08:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
G.W. Bush is 58 and is in better shape than you. I would love to see it.
You would be running form him after he hit you one time you pathetic
Attention starved waste of flesh
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-08-01 08:52:27 EDT (#)
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You bashed a man who was just starting to walk without aid? You are a coward.
Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2004-08-01 08:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now you're a minor? Make up your mind. Also what sex? . I just don't want any witnesses to your asskicking I'll give you. I'll hurt you and not leave a mark for you to show police
One guy I fought outside a bar, for the first time is walking with out any aid. It took over a year of physical therapy, and 7 surgeries to repair the damage I did to his knees. And spine.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-08-01 08:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-08-01 08:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They are stories. If you can't tell the difference between truth and fiction you are probably as much of an inbred redneck as I think you are.
Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2004-08-01 08:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After reading your posts. Are you a man or a woman?
The post about your son they called you Mam, and then you say that you have testicular cancer?
So what is it? What are you a compulsive liar? I hope to God you don't have a kid. (Timothy)
Or the department of child and family service takes him out for that garbage dump trailer you live in
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-08-01 08:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
106lbs? 5ft9"? Don't eat right? Don't exorcise? Well, the last one is certainly true, I am not an exorcist. The rest, I don't even know where you dreamed that shit up. George W Bush is a fat old man, he has tits. And the stuff about the woods behind your house? Soliciting sex from a minor is illegal, keep that in mind the next time you say something like that.
Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2004-08-01 08:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He could take you, Mister 106lbs.5' 9", you don't eat right, or exorcize and you smoke. And you don't brush your teeth.ass bag.
You would last about 10 seconds and as soon as he put a hand on you, YOU would want to Sue him.
But really either Vote him out, or move to your beloved Canada. Also you can join the peace corps or vista volenteer.and even though he's old enough to be your grandfather he's a tuff old bird.
How about you come to my house and pretend I'm Bush. I'm 45. Allot older than you. We'll go into the woods behind my house. And I'll show you what the Military teaches at the CQB school.(Close Quarter Battle)
Little bitch. Also when were the last time you fought anyway? I retired from the Navy this year.
And we had our own "fight club". I love to fight.
Also if you spent a few days and cleaned up your filthy room ,washed your clothes.
You would be too tired to think about fighting.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-01 07:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought this was good. Why all the bad scores?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-01 05:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought it was funny.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-08-01 05:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-08-01 04:59:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SaveAHorseRideACowboy (user info) at 2004-08-01 04:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you on drugs?