The Worst Neighbors (649 hits)
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Submitted by Big Kenny (balln008.at.aol.com) (View user info) at 2004-08-01 16:10:46 EDT
My neighbors are terrible. My family and I have done a few things to try to get rid of them..hehe
But they're still there. My nieghbors are a mixed race family that does not care if their grass is two feet tall, or if their dog constantly barks, never-ending barking. Well that was the first problem my dad solved. He took his rifle and shot the dog, lmao, dont worry it was a plastic tip or something like that, so it only stung it , and did not penetrate its skin. The dog barks a lot less than it used to, and it gets scared when it sees my dad. Second problem, they use little kid bathing pools, u know the ones that are about three feet wide and about one foot deep, as water bowls for their dogs. They never change the water, so one summer misqutoes started living in the water and multiplying. Pretty soon, you couldnt walk out in our back yard without getting five misquetoe bites. So, my dad goes over there empties the little pool, and takes it into our garage and cuts holes in the bottom and puts it back. Now when they fill it up, it doesnt stayed filled for too long. Third problem, these fucking people buy a pool, it bearly fits in their back yard and now they always have little shits running around and screaming all the time. So...we built a 8 ft tall fence and it blocks some of the sound and we dont have to look at their shit hole of a yard.
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Submitted by SaveAHorseRideACowboy (user info) at 2004-08-02 01:40:30 EDT (#)
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HEY FAGGOT.....I hope you die soon, your one dumb fuck, and btw its the name of a song so fuck off
Submitted by Kiefer Sutherland at 2004-08-01 22:57:34 EDT (#)
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Plus saveahorserideacowboy is a name laden with homoerotic undertones. Not that being gay is bad but I bet you you think it is. I still have the coat made out of your mother's pubic hair.
Submitted by Kiefer Sutherland at 2004-08-01 22:54:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SaveAHorseRideACowboy (user info) at 2004-08-01 22:48:02 (#)
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Hey dumbass , we did talk to them , and they didnt do shit, plus, the reason i told you they were mixed was just to prove what maggot said is true, so fuck off
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Calm down now, I don't want you to get so worked up you can't fuck your sister tonight you fucking yokel.
Submitted by SaveAHorseRideACowboy (user info) at 2004-08-01 22:48:02 EDT (#)
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Hey dumbass , we did talk to them , and they didnt do shit, plus, the reason i told you they were mixed was just to prove what maggot said is true, so fuck off
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-08-01 22:10:59 EDT (#)
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crap
Submitted by Kiefer Sutherland at 2004-08-01 21:43:51 EDT (#)
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Firstly, what does the fact that they're mixed race have to do with anything? Second your dad sounds like a real asshole. Instead of simply trying to talk to these people he shoots their dog and trespasses in order to vandalize their property. What a dick you and your father are. I hope someday you see the light and end your aggressive, racist ways. I have a coat made out of your mother's pubic hair.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-01 21:29:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-08-01 17:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whats something beggining with n that you never wanna call a black person?
neighbor
Submitted by NoNeedFor_A_Name (user info) at 2004-08-01 16:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no comment