World Series '04 Predictions (2057 hits)
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Submitted by <crunchfever55.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-01 22:43:19 EDT
I've analyzed and studied baseball immensely and I will enlighten Übersite with my opinions of this year in baseball up to this point. I'll forecast 2004's winner of the World Series based on ten different aspects; Offense, Defense, Starting Pitching, Relief Pitching, Fans, Team Spirit/Team Chemistry, Home Field, Manager, Base running (speed), and since I can't think of a tenth category, I'll also judge uniforms, since everyone knows that cool uniforms win games. Each category will be judged on a scale of 0 to 10. Bonus points will be given (0 to 3) on how well each team faired at the trade deadline. Whichever team has the greatest overall score out of 100 (103 for the perfect team) will be the most likely to win the World Series. The following are my predictions for each division winner, my opinionated ratings for each aspect, bonus points, and lastly a brief explanation for each team. It's far too early in the baseball season to do this, but let's get started.
Projected Winners of Each Division:
AL East: New York Yankees
Offense: 8.5/10
Defense: 6.75/10
SP: 7/10
RP: 9/10
Fans: 3/10
Spirit/Chemistry: 4/10
Home Field: 9/10
Manager (Joe Torre): 9/10
Speed: 6/10
Uniforms: 4/10
Bonus Points: 2 ( gained: Esteban Loaiza) While it seems like the Yankees ripped off the White Sox, Contreras has been great in his last few starts other than against Boston. He should continue to improve. Loaiza might not be able to handle the high tensity pressure at the Stadium.
Final Score: 68.25
The Yanks have probably the best lineup that money can buy. Maybe if Steinbrenner didn't juice out his wallet every year, New York would be a respect-deserving team. From the lead-off spot to ninth in the lineup, with the exception of the second base position, the scorecard looks like an All-Star Game. I'm pretty surprised George didn't outsmart the Ranger's GM again and somehow get back Soriano already. In my opinion, A-rod, Sheffield, Williams, and maybe even Giambi will be eventual Hall of Famers. Probably Jeter too, unfortunately. While we're on the subject of Jeter, I still don't see why making a catch, running ten unnecessary yards, and diving face first as hard as he can into the third row deserves praise. Staying in the seats, with tons of fans and players blocking the views of the cameras, was a good idea to quickly squeeze a ketchup packet on his face, I give Derek credit for that.
You may have noticed a 3/10 for the fans. "WTF U DUM PIRAT! IM A YANKEY FAN AN WE RUUL!!!!1!!1!!11." Shut up. Yankee fans suck just like the team they greedily endorse. I would have given the fans a 0 but there are some faithfuls who have been with the team through thick and thin. Don't be thinking my low score for you losers is preposterous. You mindless idiots booed A-rod and Jeter in the beginning of the year. Your faithfulness to "your team" is pathetic. Also the low score for the Team Spirit is because the Yankees have as much chemistry as Harrison Ford and his anorexic daughter. Er, girlfriend..
In conclusion, the scores for home field and manager shouldn't be questioned, since Yankee Stadium is state-of-the-art and Joe Torre is one of the best managers of this era. Too bad the 'House that Ruth Built' had to be filled with so many morons at once. The uniforms got a 4/10 because that's all they deserve. How about changing it once every hundred years? Pinstripes are meant to make people look thinner but it made David Wells look like the Taft look-alike that he is.
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AL West: Oakland A's
Offense: 6.25/10
Defense: 7.75/10
SP:7.75/10
RP: 5.75/10
Fans: 6.75/10
Spirit/Chemistry: 4/10
Home Field: 6/10
Manager (Ken Macha): 7/10
Speed: 2.25/10
Uniforms: 6.25/10
Bonus Points: 0 (no moves. Idiots.)
Final Score: 59.75
It's an extremely tight AL West race this year. The Texas Rangers, Oakland A's, and Anaheim Angels are all surprisingly still in it. The A's are probably the best of the three teams and WILL win the division *ONLY IF* Cy Young winner Barry Zito can step it up by dropping being a Buddhist, playing his acoustic guitar, and quit burning his incense. The combination of Zito, Hudson, Mulder, and Harden should be comparable to the Cubs' rotation but for some reason Mulder is the only one who's doing his job. If those four pitchers get it together and kick some ass, I think that Oakland really has a shot at winning it all. They seem very under the radar and the past three WS champions have had that similar trait.
I gave their Team Spirit a 4/10 mainly because you don't ever hear about Jermaine Dye and Eric Chavez doing backflips to get the crowd excited or Eric Byrnes running naked on the field wearing only a green cape. In the division series last year against the Red Sox the only act of team spirit was that they flipped their hats inside out. Booooo. 4/10 might be too generous. Home Field was a 6/10 rating because Network Associates Coliseum has a foul ground territory the size of Cuba down each baseline.
Like I said, if the starting pitching grows some testicles then they'll win it all. It'll be the difference between not going to the playoffs and going. The loss of Miguel Tejada was a huge mistake. Not signing him probably separated them from being one of the elite teams.
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AL Central: Minnesota Twins
Offense: 5.25/10
Defense: 5.5/10
SP: 4/10
RP: 7/10
Fans: 6.5/10
Spirit/Chemistry: 7/10
Home Field: 2/10
Manager (Ron Gardenhire): 7/10
Speed: 7.75/10
Uniforms:4.5/10
Bonus Points: +1 ( gained Justin Jones) Meh. They didn't really need D-Wicz anyway, with his low offensive numbers. They did need some pitching but Justin Jones isn't the answer to their prayers.)
Final Score: 57.5
The Chicago White Sox are better than the Minnesota Twins yet the Twins will still win the division. Ironic. Very zany stuff right here but that's what you should expect from the shittiest division in baseball. They're a smidgen-above-average team. Their offensive and defensive numbers are middle of the pack and don't ever raise any eyebrows. There are always exceptions and this time that exception goes by the name of Torii Hunter. He makes great catches, timely hits, and steals bases now and then but he's still average this year. Too bad.
On the pitching side of things, Johann Santana is the man. He's the best pitcher in the American League at this very second and if he maintains his talent for the rest of this year, he'll get many Cy Young votes. If you look at the rest of the rotation you'll throw up. Outside of the starting pitching, the bullpen is surprisingly terrific even though they lost LaTroy Hawkins and Eddie Guardado in the off-season. Joe Nathan has taken the helm of the closing position and is doin a great job. Overall, the Twins' pitching sucks though so it doesn't matter.
I'm really hoping that the White Sox get their shit together and win this division. I'm so sick of Minnesota going into the playoffs and being blanked by teams twice as good as they are. By the way, I gave Ron Gardenhire a 7/10 because he deserves credit for getting 90 win seasons from such a lame team. Also I gave the Metrodome a 2/10 because it sucks arse. You can even see the yard lines under the turf of where the Vikings play. Actually they fixed that flaw but I still hate that place. The outfield walls are bed sheets. The only stadium worse than this is Skydome in Toronto. Luckily a new stadium is being built, but a new stadium doesn't make a team better. Oh yeah and their uniforms are dumb too.
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NL East: Philadelphia Phillies
Offense: 7/10
Defense: 7/10
SP: 6.75/10
RP: 7/10
Fans: 6.5/10
Spirit/Chemistry: 2/10
Home Field: 6/10
Manager (Larry Bowa): 4/10
Speed: 7/10
Uniforms: 6/10
Bonus Points: +1.25 (gained: Felix Rodriguez, Todd Jones) Relief pitching was something they needed so they'd have more save opportunities for Billy Wagner when he's not on the DL. They could've used maybe another utility player though.
Final Score: 60.5
The Philadelphia Phillies should win this division. If they don't, they are the biggest losers ever. They're a great team with no chemistry. Simple as that. If a team loses 14 in a row they must be pretty pathetic. You'll never see Jim Thome have a good conversation with Jimmy Rollins. Ever. If they even get within ten feet of each other the world will blow up or somethin. I can only imagine how uncomfortable a convo between them would be....
Rollins: "Sup nigga."
Thome: "Come again, young man?"
Rollins: "I say wassup nigga!"
Thome (frowns): "Sorry but my momma told me that I'm not supposed to talk to colored folk."
Rollins: "Yo momma? Damn kid I hit that bitch up last night. She was fiiiiiine. Hahaha, I'm just playin witch you, dog. Peace out brotha."(walks away) ........mumbles: "Fuckin faggot."
Thome: "Wait ... you... you hit my dog last night..? What? But then.... you said you were just playing with him..... Oh my god. That negro better not have touched Jasper! (Lays down in a fetal position and cries.)
I gave Larry Bowa a 4/10. If the Phillies didn't suck as much as they do now, he'd get a 9/10 because he gets pissed off so easily and goes crazy on the umpires. Hilarious shit. But since the Phillies absolutely suck, he gets a 4/10. Every manager should be like this guy. Except their team wins once in a while. With all the talent this team has in the fields of starting pitching (Millwood, Milton), bullpen pitching (Wagner, Rodriguez), and great offensive and defensiveness (Thome, Abreu, Rollins) it'll be a damn shame if they don't make the playoffs. If they let the lowly Braves permanently stay in front of them, a lot of people need to be fired in the managerial departments.
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NL West: Los Angeles Dodgers
Offense: 7/10
Defense: 9.25/10
SP: 7.5/10
RP: 9.25/10
Fans: 7.5/10
Spirit/Chemistry: 7.75/10
Home Field: 7/10
Manager (Jim Tracy): 7/10
Speed: 8.25/10
Uniform: 7/10
Bonus Points: 2.5 ( gained: Brad Penny, Steve Finley, Brent Mayne, Henri Stanley, Hee Sop Choi) This is the definition of wheeling and dealing. The Dodgers are a completely different team now that Lo Duca and Encarnacion are long gone. If this is a good trade? We'll see soon.
Final Score: 80
Dodgers have to win this division. I'm sick of the Giants. LA will need to pick it up to 80mph on the highway and keep it there to stay ahead of the Giants and the come-out-of-nowhere Padres. Their starting pitching is above alright and so is their offense. Their relief pitching and defense is what will keep them around. Eric Gagne was the very deserving winner of last year's Cy Young. He's the reason why this team is in first place and should continue to stay there.
Adrien Beltre raised some peeners with his offensive performance this year. Kansas City wasn't the place for him anyway with that sexually ambiguous Mike Sweeney and that overrated manager, Tony Pena, with his broken english and unnecessary enthusiasm. Anyhow, If Shawn Green had more production with the bat, LA would be far ahead of San Diego and San Fran.
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NL Central: St. Louis Cardinals
Offense: 8.5/10
Defense: 7/10
SP: 7/10
RP: 7.5/10
Fans: 7/10
Spirit/Chemistry: 8/10
Home Field: 7/10
Manager (Tony LaRussa): 8.75/10
Speed: 7.25/10
Uniform: 7.75/10
Bonus Points: 1 (no trades but its better that way. I give them a point for being smart enough to not break up a good team.)
Final Score: 76.75
Everyone was so focused on the Cubs and Astros kickin tons of ass. They turned their heads to find that the Cardinals were the best team in the National League. Then they turned back around and saw that the Cubs and Astros were no where near as good as they should have been. Three men have defined this team; Albert Pujols, Scott Rolen, and Jim Edmonds. Their brilliance at the plate and in the field have pushed their team far past the contenders and have done everything but assure them of the top team heading straight into the playoffs.
Tony LaRussa has done an excellent job this year, just like every year. I think that he is the second best manager in the NL behind the Atlanta Braves' Bobby Cox. That's actually the funniest name in all of baseball when you say it out loud. BOBBY COX. Say it.
The pitching is great. Starting pitching led by Morris is doing well. Marquis and Carpenter are having surprise seasons and are two more major players in the greatness of the Cards. Jason Isringhausen is doing a good job as usual as the St. Louis' closer. Down the road, I think that Albert Pujols will finish his career with 800 homers. BLASPHEMY. Who cares. Hopefully Bonds hasn't overdosed on 'roids yet and lives to see the day that Pujols passes his 767 home-runs. (I'm callin it.) Then Barry tries to get back in baseball but fails miserably and kills himself one rainy night.
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AL Wild Card: Boston Red Sox
Offense: 8.25/10
Defense: 7.75/10
SP: 7.75/10
RP: 6.25/10
Fans: 9.75/10
Spirit/Chemistry: 10/10
Home Field: 9/10
Manager (Terry Francona): 6.75/10
Speed: 7.5/10
Uniform: 7/10
Bonus Points: 2.25 ( gained: Doug Mientkiewicz, Orlando Cabrera, Dave Roberts) What may seem like a stupid trade to someone who doesn't know much about baseball is actually a very intelligent move for a few teams. Nomar Garciaparra wasn't going to be signed at the end of the year by Boston so what's better: getting nothing in return or getting some decent players? What would have made this a perfect deal for the Sox would've been if they received two or three prospects as an add-on and also switch the useless Dave Roberts for a relief pitcher. Boston traded some offense for a lot of defense and speed. Pretty good.
Final Score: 82.25
Ah, the Sox. One of the greatest offenses and all-around teams ever from 2003 have returned with a possibly better team than last year. Their plate production of yesteryear will never be matched again so the only way to work with it is to come as close as possible. David Ortiz will get many MVP votes. If it wasn't for Aaron Fuckin Boone, Boston would've smoked the Marlins in World Series '03 just like when they beat them at Fenway 25-8.
If they want to even get close the WS, Derek Lowe has to stop being such a sissy and quit crying every time someone gets a base hit off of him. His massively high ERA makes a person squirm and his receding hairline duplicates the feel. Outside of Lowe, and the sometimes sporadic Bronson Arroyo, the starting pitching is excellent and Curt Schilling was an awesome pick up. The Red Sox' defense is pretty sweet, especially Jesus Damon in center, Orlando Cabrera at short, Doug Mientkiewicz at first base, Jason Varitek behind the plate, and Pokey Reese (the token black guy) at second base.
The fans would've gotten a 10/10 but unfortunately, Ben Affleck parades himself in the stands and makes it clear to as many people as possible that he is a Boston native and is the poster boy for the team. What an asshole. Secondly, John Kerry's favorite player is "Manny Ortez (sic)" a fictional player who I'm assuming is the jumbled mess of Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz in Kerry's fruity mind. Also I gave the team spirit a perfect rating because Kevin Millar writes catch phrases, dances metrosexually to Bruce Springsteen on video, and also enhances the prejudice spirit of his team with the bald, neo-Naziism that he brainwashes himself with by watching 'American History X" six times a week. This year is definitely the year. I feel it.
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NL Wild Card: Chicago Cubs
Offense: 7/10
Defense: 8.75/10
SP: 9.25/10
RP: 7/10
Fans:9.5/10
Spirit/Chemistry: 8.5/10
Home Field: 7/10
Manager (Dusty Baker): 7.75/10
Speed: 5/10
Uniform: 7/10
Bonus Points: 2.25 (gained: Nomar Garciaparra, Matt Murton) This is how you deal. Awesome job. It was a very complicated four-team deal but the Cubs ended up with the best heterosexual shortstop from the American League. This deal may be the last puzzle piece for the Cub's big picture and their answer to the playoffs.
Final Score: 79
If the Cub's starting rotation wasn't so erratic in the health department, they'd be neck and neck with the Cardinals in the NL Central. But that's not the case and Mark Prior and Kerry Wood are better at getting hurt than they are at pitching well. Carlos Zambrano is brutally underrated and possibly better than both Wood and Prior in the long run. Clement isn't wowing anyone but he's having a good year from a standpoint and the acquisition of Greg Maddux was great. When Chicago's starting pitching is all together and healthy, they'll be an unstoppable force.
Chicago has pretty good offense with Sosa, Alou, Garciaparra, Ramirez, etc. Their defense is flashy while their base running speed is just the opposite. Wrigley Field rules when concrete doesn't fall out from under someone. Just because it's a millennium old ball park doesn't mean it's a good park. Dusty Baker deserves a 8/10 coming from a World Series runner up team to a mediocre team, somehow making it a very good team. But just because I feel like it, I'm going to minus .25 because he let his stupid toddler kid be a batboy, and that one time when that kid ran on home plate as runners were rounding third.
I would've given the Cub's fans a perfect score, but unfortunately, Steve Bartmen was shamefully produced when a retarded waitress at Denny's was raped by a squirrelly man who called himself "The Bartmen." How come the headphones-wearing freak lowers the overall fan score .5 when the big names of Ben Affleck and John Kerry lower the Red Sox' score a mere .25? Ben Affleck and John Kerry didn't ruin Boston's chances of world domination that's why.
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Talented Teams That I've Neglected:
Texas Rangers- With a fantastic offense and decent pitching, the Rangers could very well win the AL West. If the A's get on a fast pace and stay there, Texas won't catch up and miss out on the playoffs. Hell, they might even steal Boston's wild card thunder, who knows?
San Diego Padres- People knew that the Padres would be good but I don't know if they thought they'd be THIS good. They have a huge chance to pass the Dodgers and win the NL West but I highly doubt that when Los Angeles just made some good moves. The Cubs need to stay focused if they want to win the NL Wild Card or San Diego will do it.
Atlanta Braves- With their bullpen deteriorated, starting rotation ass-raped, and starting lineup completely retooled, many thought that Atlanta would end its long streak of consecutive first place finishes. Bobby Cox has managed to keep his team in front of others despite it. If the Phillies don't wake up, the Braves will run away with the division, but will probably be out of the playoffs first round.
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Teams That Need to Die:
New York Mets- They think that they're still in it. I give them credit for their spirit, but I take it right back when they think that acquiring Kris Benson and Victor Zambrano will make them better. Just get the fuck outta here, Mets. You suck AND blow. Let's just act like for one second you get to the playoffs. It's ludicrous but I'll humor you. In the division series you play the Cards. How do you expect to win that series?? 3-0 St. Louis sweep. Losers.
Houston Astros- This team is as dumb as the Mets. They're a horrible team who's never going to get to the playoffs this year, mainly because of bad luck and tough losses. They should've traded Carlos Beltran and Jeff Kent for tons of awesome prospects, but they think they have a chance. Pathetic.
San Francisco Giants- Felipe Alou is a dumbass immigrant. When Dusty Baker left, it was going to be downhill until the Giants would become the 2003 Detroit Tigers. Barry Bonds won't ever win a ring with this shit of a team so he better ask for a trade in the coming years or he's screwed. On a positive note, Jason Schmidt rules and ruins everyone's shit.
Anaheim Angels- The only thing they have going for them is Vlad Guerrero. And Jose Guillen and Garret Anderson are pretty good but outside of that this team sucks male genitalia.
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FINAL RECAP:
1. Boston Red Sox- (82.25)
2. Los Angeles Dodgers (80)
3. Chicago Cubs (79)
4. St. Louis Cardinals-(76.75)
5. New York Yankees- (68.25)
6. Philadelphia Phillies- (60.5)
7. Oakland Athletics- (59.75)
8. Minnesota Twins- (57.5)
The Boston Red Sox defeat the Los Angeles Dodgers in the World Series '04.
-Sully The Pirate
User Reviews
Submitted by Sully <notloggedin> at 2004-10-30 11:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-01 22:46:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
you put so much into this, that the most gratifying thing i can do to you is give you a minus 2, because i am not going to read so much about something that hasn't even happened about something that lacks credibility as your abilities as a forecaster of sport outcomes and i don't like baseball that much anyway.
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Well I turned out to be right, so my 'credibility of my ability to forecast sport outcomes' is better than yours and anyone in this thread that doubted Boston winning.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-25 19:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No shit they're playing the Cardinals. This is a predictions page written almost three months ago.
Submitted by skaville (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Mr. Dumbass ,the sox are playing the cardinals not the dodgers, dumbass !
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't care.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Carlos Beltran is the player that left the Royals, not Adrian Beltre.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I win, Don. I'll expect 20 dollars from you sometime between now and the future.
Submitted by MeepMeep at 2004-10-07 12:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This just occured to me: There have been people who have been born Red Sox fans, lived their entire lives (as Ben Afleck does), and has died never seeing (and feeling) a World Championship.
That sucks. I would never be able to handle such a ruthless existence.
Anyway, this is not the year. They're going to come ever so close just to be bitch slapped by another team (maybe the Yankees?... Andy Pettitte and The Rocket are gone so who knows).
I hate the Red Sox.
However, I would be happy for them if they do, indeed, win the a World Series Pennant this year.
Oh and one last thing: Johnny Damon needs to shave the fucking wolverine that has grown and attached to his cranium; Bronson Arryo needs to stop being so concieted; and Trot Nixon needs to START using his glove.
The Red Sox have been playing blessedly pure baseball this entire season (quite the contrary to the Evil Empire A.K.A. The Yankees). I think they've waited long enough (86 years to be exact). The fans deserve the Championship this year.... and its not like the Yankees NEED a 27th... Although, it would be nice :^D
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-02 19:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus, the Cubs dropped out of contention today. This gets less accurate by the second. Still it's gonna be Sox and Dodgers; Astros and Giants are irrelevant.
Submitted by lexie (user info) at 2004-09-22 17:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for the astros comment and yes i know we choke but i've been a fan all my life and i'll always keep hoping for the best
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-09-22 17:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+1 for the details, -1 for the high Cubs score. I lived in Chicago all my life, and the Cubs had a few die hard fans. Most of the people who went to Cubs games went because it's a tourist attraction, not because they cared about the team. All of a sudden, they do well last year, and half the city is rushing to buy tickets claiming that they were always loyal fans. And they all automatically assume that they're going to win this year, because they did so well last year, when they'll probably just blow in the first round again. Bartmen did NOT make them lose that game, and they were up in the series anyway. They just crack under pressure.
I'd put money on anyone in the running besides the Cubs. They're going to choke.
Submitted by skaville (user info) at 2004-09-22 17:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep dreaming, the sox will never win the series , not in your lifetime , your children's lifetime or even your grandchildren's lifetime ! NEVER!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-09-22 01:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The Boston Red Sox defeat the Los Angeles Dodgers in the World Series '04."
THAT would be a kick ass fall classic!
i would root for the doggers but would be happy for the sox nonetheless.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-09-22 00:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You gave the Cubs a better overall score than the Cardinals? Yeah, Cards offense isn't a 10.5 because Pujols, Rolen, Edmonds, Walker, and Renteria (sometimes Sanders) just won't cut it in the post-season.
Re-evaluate your baseball logic.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-09-22 00:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally, someone who knows what he's talking about!
GO RED SOX WOO!!!
Submitted by Chris <IcallBS05.at.netscape.net> at 2004-09-21 21:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thats Bullshit- The Socks arent doin Bad at all.. BUT.. The Cardinals will win it- theyre about 10 wins ahead of even the yankees, who is leading their league. im goin for the Red Socks & Cardinals. and the cards will win by 3.
Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-09-02 10:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All right. I like this prediction. Except, from the way they've been performing lately, I think that you completely undervalued the Red Sox starting pitching.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-31 23:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you knew anything about baseball you'd know that the Yankees do not what it takes this year at all.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-31 23:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-31 23:40:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:46:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
lets put money on this toolbag 20 bucks says the yankee's take the penant.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:51:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don, on this post alone you've said "tool" in all of its derivatives at least forty times. I'll bet 20 bucks if you can find a new favorite insult.
Yeah I'll bet 20 for the pennant actually. Sounds good.
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Yankees lost to the fucking Cleveland Indians 22-0. Does that sound like a pennant winning team to you, doucheitsu2002?
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Doucheitsu, witty, anyhow, i've been a yankee's fan my entire life, i dont think them not getting into the world series would change anything "tool"bag.... but they will.
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-08-31 23:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Newsflash: Baseball sucks.
+2 live.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-31 23:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:46:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
lets put money on this toolbag 20 bucks says the yankee's take the penant.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:51:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don, on this post alone you've said "tool" in all of its derivatives at least forty times. I'll bet 20 bucks if you can find a new favorite insult.
Yeah I'll bet 20 for the pennant actually. Sounds good.
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Yankees lost to the fucking Cleveland Indians 22-0. Does that sound like a pennant winning team to you, doucheitsu2002? When the Yankees don't make it to the World Series don't be a little pussy and back out of that 20. I regret not pushing the amount higher. I'm sure you're gonna jump to Boston's side if NY falls, you lousy fairweather.
Submitted by woody (user info) at 2004-08-29 08:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Disagreeing with your predictions does not warrant negative ratings. This was a very well written, planned, thought out article.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO RED SOX!!!!!!!
ain't gonna happen though
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I predict that once this is all over, you'll still have wasted far too much time overanalyzing a GAME.
I should post a twenty page analysis on the potential outcomes of my next bout at Monopoly.
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the hell can you give this a -2 when obviously tons of effort when into this, it's not a half bad analysis, just because you simply don't like his predictions is no reason to -2 you assholes. Sure I'm a newbie so I should have no right to say this, but it's ridiculous how corrupt this site is.
Submitted by camor (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I will guarentee that the ALCS is between the Red Sox and Yankees and the NLCS is between the Cardinals and Cubs. Go BoSox
Submitted by Cymak (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-03 00:49:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Baseball??? Who the fuck has time to watch baseball??
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Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1986 World Series flashback anyone? Fucking Buckner.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck the yankees
well said
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don, on this post alone you've said "tool" in all of its derivatives at least forty times. I'll bet 20 bucks if you can find a new favorite insult.
Yeah I'll bet 20 for the pennant actually. Sounds good.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lets put money on this toolbag 20 bucks says the yankee's take the penant.
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
New York Mets- They think that they're still in it. I give them credit for their spirit, but I take it right back when they think that acquiring Kris Benson and Victor Zambrano will make them better. Just get the fuck outta here, Mets. You suck AND blow. Let's just act like for one second you get to the playoffs. It's ludicrous but I'll humor you. In the division series you play the Cards. How do you expect to win that series?? 3-0 St. Louis sweep. Losers.
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You're right. But you're still insulting my team.. so.. I hurl a completely unneccessary and meaningless -2 at you. Take that?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Red Sox won't win anything ever.
But +2 for having my MOTHERFUCKING DODGERS in the World Series.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To make up for Poo. (If you could do the same that'd be nice)
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-03 00:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-03 00:33:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
If you've grown up in MA and have been a Yankee fan all your life, your parents must've been stoners seeing as to how terribly they raised you. When that rebuilding period comes, and it definately will, I highly doubt that Torre will stick around for the entertainment. Neither will the rest of your wonderful 'manangement.' Is it really good management that is the reason for the Yanks' talent or just alot of money? I'd like to see how well Torre would fare managing a team without a bottomless wallet. And also, management is not what got the Yankees Babe Ruth, stupidity of the Boston orginization is. In fact NY offered to give Lou Gehrig for peanuts in compensation but the Sox declined. And without Buckner, Boston would never have gotten to the 86 world series. '86 wasn't as bad as being blanked by the Florida Marlins, idiot.
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well, tool, you lost against the yankee's last year because your "management" didn't take out pedro and our Utility guy hit a homer off of you.
You really need to learn what you're talking about before you spout 3 pages worth of shit. Wait till the end of the year, when the yankee's are in the series again and the sox aren't, we can both look at this post and laugh,
at you.
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Losing in extra innings to a talented team in Game 7 of the ALCS is better than being raped in only 6 games in the World Series to the crappiest team in the playoffs? I see.
Utility guy must equal starting third baseman in dumbass Yankee language I guess.
You really need to learn what you're talking about also instead of talking about bullshit like history. Teams don't stay the same forever. Why judge a team on its past, that alone shows that you're a stupid prick who knows little about sports. Also you shouldn't be so cocky. You'll look like an even bigger dumbass when the yankees choke immediately in October.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-03 00:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Baseball??? Who the fuck has time to watch baseball??
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-03 00:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2004-08-03 00:32:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Management is also what got the Red Sox Bill Buckner in the 86 world series."
That's not really a negative. Some argue he'd be in the Hall if not for fucking up and letting that ball go through his legs. He had a damn good career. That play didn't lose the game for them anyway. 1, he would probably have never beat Mookie to first had he actually caught it. Mookie was too fucking fast. And 2, they had blown a big lead before that play. By no means am I trying to get between you two though, so....proceed.
+2 for the name "Mookie"
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Buckner was injured and they didn't take him out, the sox blew another opportunity because they're fucking stupid
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-03 00:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you've grown up in MA and have been a Yankee fan all your life, your parents must've been stoners seeing as to how terribly they raised you. When that rebuilding period comes, and it definately will, I highly doubt that Torre will stick around for the entertainment. Neither will the rest of your wonderful 'manangement.' Is it really good management that is the reason for the Yanks' talent or just alot of money? I'd like to see how well Torre would fare managing a team without a bottomless wallet. And also, management is not what got the Yankees Babe Ruth, stupidity of the Boston orginization is. In fact NY offered to give Lou Gehrig for peanuts in compensation but the Sox declined. And without Buckner, Boston would never have gotten to the 86 world series. '86 wasn't as bad as being blanked by the Florida Marlins, idiot.
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well, tool, you lost against the yankee's last year because your "management" didn't take out pedro and our Utility guy hit a homer off of you.
You really need to learn what you're talking about before you spout 3 pages worth of shit. Wait till the end of the year, when the yankee's are in the series again and the sox aren't, we can both look at this post and laugh,
at you.
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2004-08-03 00:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Management is also what got the Red Sox Bill Buckner in the 86 world series."
That's not really a negative. Some argue he'd be in the Hall if not for fucking up and letting that ball go through his legs. He had a damn good career. That play didn't lose the game for them anyway. 1, he would probably have never beat Mookie to first had he actually caught it. Mookie was too fucking fast. And 2, they had blown a big lead before that play. By no means am I trying to get between you two though, so....proceed.
+2 for the name "Mookie"
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-03 00:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-02 23:42:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-02 23:25:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Correct. I'm glad you understood my logic.
You probably live in Iowa in some shitty town. You don't like baseball at all which would be the most logical assumption if you like the Yankees. It's pussies like you who give sports a bad name. Fans these days, like yourself, cling on to a team that they have absolutely no relation to and only because that team looks to have a promising future. Well, Donitsu2002, the Yankees just lost all of their prospects for the coming years. It's only a matter of time before a rebuilding period will have to take place after New York doesn't win it this year. You'll jump off that bandwagon as quickly as you ejaculate thinking about your mom in the shower.
Go castrate yourself you bastard. I'm glad you ended with your nickname, 'Tool,'. It must be a little degrading but if you like it, keep it.
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First of all, i've been a Yankee's fan my entire life and i've been watching baseball avidly since i was 4. I've grown up in Mass my entire life, so tehre goes your whole "iowa" assumption. You're ill informed logic has me at a loss. You assume because the yankee's are going to have to have a rebuild period they're inherrently going to suck. Granted the likelihood of them winning the series during that time is slim there is also something else you're not factoring in. "Management"... it separates the yankee's from the red sox, management is what got the yankee's Babe ruth, management is what gave the yankee's the murderers row, management is what got the yankee's Mickey mantle. Management is also what got the Red Sox Bill Buckner in the 86 world series.
You are a mental midget, tool.
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If you've grown up in MA and have been a Yankee fan all your life, your parents must've been stoners seeing as to how terribly they raised you. When that rebuilding period comes, and it definately will, I highly doubt that Torre will stick around for the entertainment. Neither will the rest of your wonderful 'manangement.' Is it really good management that is the reason for the Yanks' talent or just alot of money? I'd like to see how well Torre would fare managing a team without a bottomless wallet. And also, management is not what got the Yankees Babe Ruth, stupidity of the Boston orginization is. In fact NY offered to give Lou Gehrig for peanuts in compensation but the Sox declined. And without Buckner, Boston would never have gotten to the 86 world series. '86 wasn't as bad as being blanked by the Florida Marlins, idiot.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-02 23:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The Boston Red Sox defeat the Los Angeles Dodgers in the World Series '04.
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HAHAHAHAHAAA
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-02 23:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-02 23:25:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Correct. I'm glad you understood my logic.
You probably live in Iowa in some shitty town. You don't like baseball at all which would be the most logical assumption if you like the Yankees. It's pussies like you who give sports a bad name. Fans these days, like yourself, cling on to a team that they have absolutely no relation to and only because that team looks to have a promising future. Well, Donitsu2002, the Yankees just lost all of their prospects for the coming years. It's only a matter of time before a rebuilding period will have to take place after New York doesn't win it this year. You'll jump off that bandwagon as quickly as you ejaculate thinking about your mom in the shower.
Go castrate yourself you bastard. I'm glad you ended with your nickname, 'Tool,'. It must be a little degrading but if you like it, keep it.
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First of all, i've been a Yankee's fan my entire life and i've been watching baseball avidly since i was 4. I've grown up in Mass my entire life, so tehre goes your whole "iowa" assumption. You're ill informed logic has me at a loss. You assume because the yankee's are going to have to have a rebuild period they're inherrently going to suck. Granted the likelihood of them winning the series during that time is slim there is also something else you're not factoring in. "Management"... it separates the yankee's from the red sox, management is what got the yankee's Babe ruth, management is what gave the yankee's the murderers row, management is what got the yankee's Mickey mantle. Management is also what got the Red Sox Bill Buckner in the 86 world series.
You are a mental midget, tool.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-02 23:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Correct. I'm glad you understood my logic.
You probably live in Iowa in some shitty town. You don't like baseball at all which would be the most logical assumption if you like the Yankees. It's pussies like you who give sports a bad name. Fans these days, like yourself, cling on to a team that they have absolutely no relation to and only because that team looks to have a promising future. Well, Donitsu2002, the Yankees just lost all of their prospects for the coming years. It's only a matter of time before a rebuilding period will have to take place after New York doesn't win it this year. You'll jump off that bandwagon as quickly as you ejaculate thinking about your mom in the shower.
Go castrate yourself you bastard. I'm glad you ended with your nickname, 'Tool,'. It must be a little degrading but if you like it, keep it.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-02 22:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:26:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-02 05:48:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucks, the sox suck, you suck.
Die.
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Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-02 05:14:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
interesting that you have the yanks winning the AL east, but you give the Red Sox more points. doest it make sense that if the "sawx" are so much better a team, the least they could do was win their own fucking divison?
Get a clue. The Sox are cursed. They'll never win.
Yanks all the way.
Espo
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When these two faggots aren't blowing eachother they're jacking off to Derek Jeter highlights that they recorded on TiVo.
I should've mentioned in my post that the only thing that Yankee fans have against Red Sox fans is "1918!!" or "Babe Ruth!!!" "THE CURSE!!" This is because Yankee fans don't even watch baseball or care about it at all. They jump on the New York bandwagon because they're a "good" team. They are too stupid to do research for a better argument so all they have is talking about a meaningless curse.
Come to think of it, the Sox weren't blanked shamefully out of the playoffs three years in a row like you jackasses have:
2001: Lost Game World Series to Diamondbacks
2002: Lost to Angels before even going to WS
2003: Lost to the Marlins in the World Series
My God, why aren't Boston people saying the Yankees are cursed? Oh yeah its because Sox fans are REAL fans and they're not fucking stupid enough to talk about fictional curses. It's going to be alotta years before NY gets another WS ring.
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Oh, i see. So you're saying the fact that the yankee's can Make it into the world series, but lose on occasion, as opposed to losing out every year makes the sox a better team?
Great Logic!
Tool
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-02 05:48:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucks, the sox suck, you suck.
Die.
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Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-02 05:14:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
interesting that you have the yanks winning the AL east, but you give the Red Sox more points. doest it make sense that if the "sawx" are so much better a team, the least they could do was win their own fucking divison?
Get a clue. The Sox are cursed. They'll never win.
Yanks all the way.
Espo
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When these two faggots aren't blowing eachother they're jacking off to Derek Jeter highlights that they recorded on TiVo.
I should've mentioned in my post that the only thing that Yankee fans have against Red Sox fans is "1918!!" or "Babe Ruth!!!" "THE CURSE!!" This is because Yankee fans don't even watch baseball or care about it at all. They jump on the New York bandwagon because they're a "good" team. They are too stupid to do research for a better argument so all they have is talking about a meaningless curse.
Come to think of it, the Sox weren't blanked shamefully out of the playoffs three years in a row like you jackasses have:
2001: Lost Game World Series to Diamondbacks
2002: Lost to Angels before even going to WS
2003: Lost to the Marlins in the World Series
My God, why aren't Boston people saying the Yankees are cursed? Oh yeah its because Sox fans are REAL fans and they're not fucking stupid enough to talk about fictional curses. It's going to be alotta years before NY gets another WS ring.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-02 10:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Phillies will beat the Yankees in the World Series.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-02 05:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucks, the sox suck, you suck.
Die.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-02 05:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
interesting that you have the yanks winning the AL east, but you give the Red Sox more points. doest it make sense that if the "sawx" are so much better a team, the least they could do was win their own fucking divison?
Get a clue. The Sox are cursed. They'll never win.
Yanks all the way.
Espo
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-02 01:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess there aren't any people on this site who like baseball or who aren't mentally challenged Yankee fans. Why rate it if you don't like the subject. Find a subject that interests you like homosexuality, what celebrity your shit looks like, how awesomely you sodomized that little kid across the street, stuff like that.
Yankees Suck. Mets suck. Jets suck. Knicks suck. Krypton sucks.
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2004-08-02 00:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well here's your +2 then. Bad timing all around I guess. I thought you had already read both my responses when you said that. I am one of those die hard fans you're talking about and I have to admit, that although I had been telling my friends all season not to sleep on the Braves, I knew deep down when they were 32-39 a while back, that things would get ugly if they didn't make a run. Obviously they did and now are in a pretty good spot. My personal opinion is that the Cards are world beaters right now and should be a lock for the Series. But weird things happen. Nobody saw the Marlins coming last year.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-08-02 00:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You pick the Red Sox?
Pass me some of what you're smoking/snorting/injecting.
Submitted by fag <ifuckchickens.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-02 00:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is more to life than bullshit.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-02 00:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:58:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Who cares if they've won whatever out of their last whatever. I said that they're a pretty good team who'll easily make the playoffs if the Phillies just completely shut down, which is already occuring. There's no way they'll make it past the division series anyway so go jack off to some Dave Chappelle Show, Mr. Unoriginality. Why not just use your regular handle instead of creating a fake one you coward.
Was that really necessary? Names? Who gives a damn if I use some Chappelle Show reference for my handle? Yours is SullyThePirate for Christ's sake. And what in the blue fuck were you talking about when you said "regular handle", that this is a fake one? You got me confused with somebody else.
And by the way, you said the Braves are a "lowly" team that is surpassing expectations, not that they are pretty good.
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Well they are a "lowly" team that is surpassing expectations. No sober person assumed Atlanta would be in first other than diehard fans and people who know nothing about baseball.
I had posted that response after you had already responded. Who cares if I called you shit, giving a -2 because of timing is lame too.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-02 00:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, your post on baseball owned mine. +2 for ruling.
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who cares if they've won whatever out of their last whatever. I said that they're a pretty good team who'll easily make the playoffs if the Phillies just completely shut down, which is already occuring. There's no way they'll make it past the division series anyway so go jack off to some Dave Chappelle Show, Mr. Unoriginality. Why not just use your regular handle instead of creating a fake one you coward.
Was that really necessary? Names? Who gives a damn if I use some Chappelle Show reference for my handle? Yours is SullyThePirate for Christ's sake. And what in the blue fuck were you talking about when you said "regular handle", that this is a fake one? You got me confused with somebody else.
And by the way, you said the Braves are a "lowly" team that is surpassing expectations, not that they are pretty good.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus two because you have the Sox winning it. YANKEES SUCK, YANKEES SUCK!!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for baseball
-1 because the Indians will take the Central, Gerut will get them through
-1 because the Braves will take the East by at least 7 games
-1 because the Cards will be in the World Series, but lose
-1 because the A's will fade and the Angels will take the west
+2 because I'm too lazy to click and rate this -2, I'm sure someone else will do it for me though
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahah. Uniforms.
<Sigh>, baseball sucks.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Ben Affleck parades himself in the stands and makes it clear to as many people as possible that he is a Boston native and is the poster boy for the team."
It doesn't matter what he portrays himself as, no self respecting Red Sox fan would bring a fucking skanky ass Yankee fan into the inner sanctum and show his face to the Nation.
Worth reading because I happen to give a shit about baseball, but I can understand why people have slung this into the negative.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:39:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
for some of the worst logic i've seen (uniforms? bonus points for dodgers, when they took out a good closer and their leader, on top of failing to get randy johnson?) I'd write more, but I unfortunately wasted enough time reading through this whole crapfest
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If you took off all points related to uniforms the place positions won't change since every team recieved basically the same score for that. For teams like the Twins and Yankees, with low uniform scores, neither will likely win the world series anyway. Even if the Yankees get there, National League teams, especially the Cards would destroy them. I suppose you haven't been paying attention to sports but NO ONE got Randy Johnson. The Yankees, Cardinals, and possibly the Red Sox have reportedly been after him but no one ended up with him. I doubt Johnson wanted to change teams anyway since his family lives in Arizona. The Dodgers gained some pretty valuable players, that's why they got the points.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for some of the worst logic i've seen (uniforms? bonus points for dodgers, when they took out a good closer and their leader, on top of failing to get randy johnson?) I'd write more, but I unfortunately wasted enough time reading through this whole crapfest
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It won't happen.
Submitted by johnson (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:31:57 EDT (#)
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Okay, now that I have some room in this blah-blah-blah-fest to talk, I just want to say that I'm holding out for the Red Sox-Cubs World Series that we didn't get last year. Imagine! The 96-year curse versus the 86-year curse. The only problem is that I'm sure they'd find some way that both teams would go to the world series and they would both lose.
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:21:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:11:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
The Braves have won 25 of their last 32 games and by a narrow margin, have the best team ERA in baseball. You're right. They're awful.
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Who cares if they've won whatever out of their last whatever. I said that they're a pretty good team who'll easily make the playoffs if the Phillies just completely shut down, which is already occuring. There's no way they'll make it past the division series anyway so go jack off to some Dave Chappelle Show, Mr. Unoriginality. Why not just use your regular handle instead of creating a fake one you coward.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn dude........even Peter Gammons wouldn't read all of this shit
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was a waste of time..... I want my 3 days back.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do not screw with the Mets.
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit. That's what I get for not reading it all. I just saw the "lowly Braves" comment. Didn't read your other "overlooked teams" part. My bad. Here's a +2 to even it out.
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The Braves have won 25 of their last 32 games and by a narrow margin, have the best team ERA in baseball. You're right. They're awful.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit this IS long. I started to read the first paragraph and I threw up all over my keyboard and desk. Son of a bitch. I forgot only uneducated dumbasses like myself and you guys are the only people on Ubersite and more than six sentences are already pushing it. My bad fellas.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF IM NOT READING ALL THAT!!!
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know the first thing about baseball, and I don't really care either. However, provided that you didn't plagiarize all this, this is a lot of freakin' work for a post. So here, have a +2.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-08-01 22:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about SullyThePirate
User id: 10475
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No fucking wonder.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-08-01 22:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for too much reading. My head hurts.
-2 because I could give two shits less about baseball.
-2 because you clearly have too much free time. Go beat off or something. Whatever you do, don't have sex with anyone. We don't need more of you in the world. Well, fuck. If you have time to do this shit, you don't have sex anyway, so nevermind.
-2 just because.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-01 22:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG BASEBALL FEVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate niggers.
-2 for niggers.
Submitted by Kiefer Sutherland at 2004-08-01 22:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a prediction. I will -2 this before the world series is over.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-01 22:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And don't diss Felipe Alou.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-01 22:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and the red sox can't win, they are cursed and they gave away nomah, even more cursed now.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-01 22:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you put so much into this, that the most gratifying thing i can do to you is give you a minus 2, because i am not going to read so much about something that hasn't even happened about something that lacks credibility as your abilities as a forecaster of sport outcomes and i don't like baseball that much anyway.