August 2, 2004 (565 hits)
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Submitted by Mentor (View user info) at 2004-08-02 00:51:53 EDT
Is there a word for someone who eats ketchup with a side of catsup on the subway while in the metro? Ah yes...the almight skeezer.
What does this have to do with August 2, 2004? Only the best possible thing ever. If you add up all the numbers in the date (08/02/2004), you get 16. Add up those two numbers and you get seven. Add up seven and you still get seven! How great is that?
Truth be told, I just want to brag about my bag of batteries. There are ten of them in the baggy. Four rayovac and eight energizer. I'm planning on taking them out back and staging battery boxing matches, but I'm not sure how fast they'll be able to make boxes. At any rate, my bladder is full to bursting with arsenic haiku induced by self-immasculating clown insomnia. Gasoline rainbow skipping through the sunshine melon gumdrops of the ocean in the sky. A dead lotus flies through the midnight nightclub of my digested imagination and defecates in your dead dog's flea.
The end.
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Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:55:26 EDT (#)
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Fixed url below.
http://home.indy.rr.com/sterile/index.htm
Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:54:40 EDT (#)
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Link to the Sacred Order of the Internetti!
http://home.indy.rr.com/sterile/
Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2004-08-02 21:19:04 EDT (#)
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All of your comments are greatly appreciated. The only difference between my knowledge and your knowledge is that you all think you are so great. I think you're all moronic. There are two ways to respond to this. "Yes. You are right" meaning that, yes, you all agree that you are moronic. Or, "No", acknowledging that you DON'T think you're great.
See? Even if you disagree with me I'm still right. And don't say it's illogical. You cannot agree "to a point" because that's just the psychotic little Democrat coming out in you.
And remember, the High and Mighty Herring loves you all, forever and always. ^_^
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-08-02 11:49:11 EDT (#)
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And i thought it was gonna be about my birthday...
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-02 04:08:47 EDT (#)
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"Is there a word for someone who eats ketchup with a side of catsup on the subway while in the metro?"
Yes: Idiot
Is there a word for someone who writes a sentence like that?
Yes: Idiot.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-08-02 02:53:40 EDT (#)
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Meh
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-02 02:02:33 EDT (#)
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my thoughts exactly
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-08-02 01:56:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kt at 2004-08-02 01:16:26 EDT (#)
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Oh. well it made me laugh. Though...it was more of a chuckle. and it could have been the fact that my brother just fell down the stairs but hey, don't just listen to me. check out all those othre positiv comments you've been getting
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-02 01:05:41 EDT (#)
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Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-02 01:02:51 EDT (#)
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I just want to brag about my bag of batteries. There are ten of them in the baggy. Four rayovac and eight energizer.
10 = 4 + 8 now???
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I guess I missed that memo...
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-08-02 00:59:56 EDT (#)
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Ketchup sucks.
Metros sucks.
August sucks.
Addition sucks.
Energizer sucks.
Haikus suck.
Clowns suck.
Gumdrops suck.
User9546 sucks.
This post had suck written all over it.
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2004-08-02 00:59:12 EDT (#)
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indeed
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-02 00:52:42 EDT (#)
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Very artistic.