getting paid to piss people off (736 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.12 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by robert <smellslikeacat.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-02 06:49:46 EDT
you know when you get a fuckin boring job and your life is fucked up at the moment so you jus dont care if you get fired and you decide that you wanna go out in style so you piss someone off majorly??? well it can be extreamly fun.. this is a conversation between me and one of the customers over the phone. i work at dominos and it was one friday night when jus about everyone you talk to is pissed or well on there way to getting pissed...
anyway here it is
me: thankyou for choosing dominos pizza this is an underpayed phone monkey speaking how may i help you?
customer: could you please tell me whats on your chicken pizzas?
me: ill need your phone number first.
customer: why?
me: so i can sell your number to telemarketing companys... so i can fucking bring up your last order moron
customer: well your a funny one tonight, just tell me whats on the fucking chicken pizzas
me: chicken
customer: no shit, what else
me: which chicken pizza? we have 3 of them
customer: the chicken and bacon one
me: well suprising enough it has chicken and bacon on it
customer: is that all?
me: no its got onion on it to
customer: well why didnt you tell me that in the first place?? anyway, what about that other one that was on tv?? the chicken monaco??? what that??
me: a pizza.
customer: yea i fuckin know that you dickhead whats on it?
me: no idea...
customer: well fuckin find out then
me: no id rather not
customer: well fuck you then
me: no id rather not do that either
customer: if your not gonna fuckin help me then tell me how much it will cost to get 2 pizzas delivered
me: $16.95
customer: your fucking joking
me: nope
customer: YOUR FUCKING JOKING
me: i just said i wasnt
customer: ive got pizzas in the freezer that i could eat for less then that
me: so go and eat them then fuckhead
customer: i fuckin will
*click*
needless to say i had fun doing that and i turned around to find my boss standing behind me listening to every word i said and he was laughing his ass off... i said to him, ill have my uniform back tomorrow and he said not to cause he was promoting me to assistant manager...
User Reviews
Submitted by Reichsmarshall (user info) at 2004-08-02 10:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You know, it's a funny story, but at the same time is somewhat regrettable that someone with such a deliberate disregard for some poor fuck trying to get some simple questions answered about, of all things (jesus, is nothing sacred anymore), a PIZZA...fuck it. I don't even want to finish.
Tis funny though!!!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-02 08:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it!
Submitted by camor (user info) at 2004-08-02 08:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-02 08:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Mother Fucking Newbie,
Write Better Shit or Die.
Love,
Alahackbar.
P.S. See the "shift" key? Use it.
Submitted by Grammar_Guy at 2004-08-02 08:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You're" and "your" are two different things. For example: You're a fucking asshole, asshole. Your fucking story sucked.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-02 08:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeh dis woz wel wiked i had no prblem reedin th bad punkchoo... pink shoe... full stops and shit.
The public are your consumer base, and you need to respect them. Talking shit to them gets you fired, not promoted.
Shenanigans
Submitted by bucket_boy <bucketmanisin.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-02 07:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yer well me friend wrote dis an he says its true so its true but its frekin funny dont u all recon
well i did any ways it gave me a good laugh
so keep up da good work peoples
bucket
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-08-02 07:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Would've been a 2 if you had used proper grammar.
Submitted by oria-dae (user info) at 2004-08-02 07:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yea fuck you to cat-head, u do that an i would have cut your dick off your head and put it a fuckin pizza and give it to your mum
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-08-02 07:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If this is non-fictional, then you want to be careful because if you had spoken to me that way I would have turned up at your work and beaten the fuck out of you.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-02 07:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So, it all worked out well in the end. When you write he said i'm promoting you. Can you use quotation marks?
would of been a 2 plus because i'm at work, and bored. But, its not going to be.