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the band test (592 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -0.2 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by the lamb of god (View user info) at 2004-08-02 11:24:29 EDT


this is a small test i have compiled to see what part of a band you'd be best at, vocals, lead guitar/ keyboard, rythm guitar/ bass, or drums/ percussion

1)

your favorite color is:

A. orange, or yellow
B. red
c. blue , or green
D. black, or white

2)

the purpose of the band in your mind is:

A.the fame
B.the popularity
C.b and d
D.the music

3)

you describe yourself as:

A.hot, sexy, talented
B.skilled, creative
C.cool, laid back, able to cope
D.a worthy member of the band

okay now that we have reached this point in the examination i know what your personality is best suited for.

if you answered mostly A answers, you are best suited for vocals.
you are commonly over- confident, arrogant, and selfishly minded.you are the face of the band.

if you answered mostly B answers, you are best suited for lead guitar, or keyboard.
you are able, and willing to take the spotlight, but your existance does not rest on that alone, you are also able to work with the team. you are the voice of the band.

if you answered mostly C answers, you are best suited as a drummer, or percussionist.
you dont mind not being in the spotlight, but once every few songs you dont mind your well deserved solo. you are the heart, and pulse of the band.

if you answered mostly D answersm you are best suited as a bass, or rythm guitar player.
you almost never see the spotlight, but are the one who commonly holds the band together as a mediator between the power hungry voice, and face. you are the brain of the band.

if you didnt answer any one letter in majority, whichever three you did pick are options for you to find your place in the band, you could also be a manager too. you are the ass hole of the band.

see i therew in a joke there too.

the test is not always accurate, and doesnt speak of every person in each category to be like that, the are broad based stereotypes.

thanks for your time.






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Submitted by facenuts (user info) at 2004-08-02 15:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Said I would be best at drums/percussion, and I'm a drummer. You're amazing.

Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

It diddnt suck that bad, but it was pointless on so many levels.

Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No comment

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow, this works! I answered a different letter for each, and I do indeed play multiple instruments and am indeed the asshole of the band! GOod job!

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I think taking the STD test yesterday was more fun than this. And also, what? You ask three questions and that decides what instrument you play? Retard! NUgh!

Submitted by a_shade_of_grey (user info) at 2004-08-02 11:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shayan you ass

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-08-02 11:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Did you copy this quiz from Seventeen?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-02 11:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

1)C
2)D
3)C

A drummer, you say? That's funny because I can and have played all of those instruments but drums. Maybe I missed my calling.

Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-08-02 11:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What utter twaddle.

Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-08-02 11:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY FUCK, I ANSWERED IT AND IT TOLD ME I AM GOOD AT PLAYING DJ EQUIPMENT AND SEGA DREAMCAST, AND GUESS WHAT? I DO PLAY DJ EQUIPMENT AND SEGA DREAMCAST, OFTEN AT THE VERY SAME TIME!

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-02 11:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahahahaha! Hello Danny. I didn't know it was you.

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-02 11:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow. This test is bullshit. I answered one B and two D's. I don't play bass.


Pfft. Now you tell me.

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