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White boys are racist cause (1015 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.15 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Tyrack (View user info) at 2004-08-02 12:45:49 EDT


they know white girls want dark meat and a meal, not a snak. Black girsl are angry cause they know black boys want fine white ass. That is the way of the world.

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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-08 15:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Tyrack (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:40:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

The laughing would stop if Caulincort had to stand nekkid in front of a mirror.

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:36:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

This theory is so fuckin' absurd that I laughed

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HAHAHA!


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-12-08 15:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by IsawBoobs (user info) at 2004-08-19 13:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck off faggot

Submitted by Tyrack (user info) at 2004-08-05 14:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

[[Wallflower says - But wtf do you care? Stop whacking off to the though of some day becoming like my boyfriend. I said STOP!!.]]

Wallflower, you making me H-O-T! Fanatasizing bout you right now. Piano keys. Chessboard. Zebra. Oreos. Old movies. Patrol cars. Black n white baby. Oh yeah!

[[Wallflower says - About my boyfriend. At 16 he was bigger than than a amatuer porn star.
He is 22, and still growing.]]

Wallflower, if the average pron star is, say, 7-8 inches flacid, and yo boy was that at sixteen, and SIX YEARS latyer he still growing, can you be a sweetheart and tell me which sock he tucks it into?

Submitted by Starlet at 2004-08-04 01:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow...just wow...truly an immature child with no time on his hands...

Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-08-04 01:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Awful!? Awfully entertaining is more like it!

Submitted by WallFlower (user info) at 2004-08-04 01:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Tyrack (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:35:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

Wallflower just saying the patty line. If I unzip and whip in her face she'd change damn quick. She got a typical fingerdick whiteboy boyfriend reading over her shoulder I bet. He's probly screaming about the uppity nee-grow and getting all excited, sweating in his polo shirt. Good things the klan robes are white, hide the jizz spots when he gets too excited.

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Nice way to get white girls on your side. Don't "Hate" just because you've never fucked anyone other than "Bubba" in cell block 8. (Heh)

Fuck off. Why don't you get RA and the MLB to back you up. I'm sure they'd love to be in 'yo' back', and 'tear you up.'

About my boyfriend. At 16 he was bigger than than a amatuer porn star.
He is 22, and still growing.

But wtf do you care?
Stop whacking off to the though of some day becoming like my boyfriend.

I said STOP!!

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-08-03 02:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-08-02 15:07:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

So you've been with black men? It's a myth. Some are, some aren't.

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So true.....I remember a sex museum that I went to in Amsterdam stated something to the fact that Overall....German and Italian guys packed the most pipe.......Which I happen to be both...Cazzo

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-08-03 02:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

shit Holmes.....I bet my "Italian" side could turn more Sista heads than yours....

Submitted by Tyrack's Momma at 2004-08-02 15:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

boy, I'll beat yo ass with a broomstick if you keep talkin dis shit on dat innernet

Submitted by Tyrack (user info) at 2004-08-02 15:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thats a funny impression.

Sho'nuff. Yassuh!

You the kind of pasty guy who gets a rash cause the laundry keeps forgetting to hold the starch on your robes. What next, an little animated gif of a burning cross?

Talk about white pretending to be black.

And no, I don't have fifteen inches. That would be a waste and I like burying it to the hilt. All I know is, lot of girls have left behind little wigggling whire grubs for this black mamba.

Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-02 15:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

By the way, let me be the first to say Most Heated.

Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-02 15:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Woe is the brutha who pisses off an entire website of already angry white guys.

*Translation*

Shutcho mouf, foo, les' i frow yuo hella far

Submitted by Tyrack at 2004-08-02 15:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

don't be playin a brotha Shay, you know you want dis

Submitted by mjt7420 (user info) at 2004-08-02 15:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Holy shit I love "Africa" and most things Toto

Submitted by Tyrack at 2004-08-02 15:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yo Count Chocula, you best be gettin outta here before i place a boot in yo ass

Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-08-02 15:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So you've been with black men? It's a myth. Some are, some aren't.

Submitted by CountNoCount (user info) at 2004-08-02 15:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in twelve-thirty flight
Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards
Salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say: "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you."

[Chorus:]
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in AFRICA
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that
I've become

[Repeat chorus]

[Instrumental break]

Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you

[Repeat chorus]



Submitted by mjt7420 (user info) at 2004-08-02 15:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-08-02 15:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And by big boys, I mean BIG IN THE PANTS!!! BITCH!

Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-08-02 15:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well sir, we know the truth now.Thank you. So go back to your room and jerk off to your poster of Britney Spears and leave us big boys alone.

Submitted by Tyrack (user info) at 2004-08-02 15:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shay. its not the myth thats huge.

Submitted by Tyrack <ghetto.at.shithole.com> at 2004-08-02 15:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I being a hella foo. Dis shit is whack.

Submitted by Tyrack (user info) at 2004-08-02 14:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yo, No Account, guess who'll be slapping dick on your ladies white titties when your out in the city earning top dollar?

See the rage? See the rage? I'm telling the truth here and the truth is bitter for some.


Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-08-02 14:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not every single black man has a big one, that is a HUGE MYTH.

Submitted by Tyrack at 2004-08-02 14:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shut yo moutf foo.

Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-08-02 14:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I agree, this is probably some dumb white guy. Ah well, such is life.

Submitted by Rob at 2004-08-02 14:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are very dumb, some people just aren't attracted to certain people, I'm attracted to some white girls and not attracted to some, same with black girls. dumbass.

Submitted by CountNoCount (user info) at 2004-08-02 14:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Froid?

I guess dick size truly is inversely proportional to brain power. Spend your welfare check wisely, son. Everyone knows that, if anything, white women respect earning power over "physical prowess." So, have fun marvelling at the sheer grandeur of your wicked 15-incher, but be sure not to whip it out on some unsuspecting someone when you're waiting in line for government cheese. That's how people get arrested.

Happy herpes, hitwhore.

(For the record, I think that you're a small-peenered white boy, but I'll play along...)

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-02 14:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

For your information: it's FREUD not FROID.

Fucking monkey.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-02 14:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't post here

Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-08-02 14:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Black people may have bigger dicks, USUALLY, and I repeat, USUALLY, but I think it is safe to say that white people have the brains, which means you are a huge dumbass and should kill yourself.

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-02 14:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I was going to -2 the crap out of this, but some of the replies made me laugh like a ree ree.

Submitted by Tyrack (user info) at 2004-08-02 14:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Any psycologist will tell you when a white man is angry it always comes back to the size of his dick.Look at Froid. That shrink knew his shit. White guys are uptight. Black guys kick back. Whys that? They know they got the goods.

Lots of comments from frustrated white girls. Probably been turned down by a brother for having dickbreath. You go girl, right down to the corner and get some Listerine.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-02 14:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Only because you say "That is the way of the world"
You can't spell and you can barely put a coherent sentence together. What the fuck do you know of "the way of the world"?
If your peener is so big, quit stroking it long enough to let some blood flow to your brain. Just because you have a membership to blacksonblondes.com doesn't mean you actually scored with a white chick.
Oh, and what AlahAckbar said.

Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by camor (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:02:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

You forgot the:
1)All white girls you sleep with think they are either black or try to be all ghetto and refuse to eat anything but fried chicken.

and

2) The white girl you get are so slutty that it dosen't matter what you put in them its still like trhowing a hotdog down a hallway.

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FUNNIEST shit I've read in lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg time!!!

Submitted by Tyrack (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The laughing would stop if Caulincort had to stand nekkid in front of a mirror.

Submitted by deenie (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

camor you forgot number 3.

the fat nasty white girl who was outcast by white society, and will not ever get a decent relationship in the white community who goes over the black side, because they know that they will fuck a hole in the wall


and THAT is why they never go back, is because we dont WANT THEM BACK...you dumb fuck

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This theory is so fuckin' absurd that I laughed

Submitted by Tyrack (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wallflower just saying the patty line. If I unzip and whip in her face she'd change damn quick. She got a typical fingerdick whiteboy boyfriend reading over her shoulder I bet. He's probly screaming about the uppity nee-grow and getting all excited, sweating in his polo shirt. Good things the klan robes are white, hide the jizz spots when he gets too excited.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jungle Boogie

da-da-da

da-da-da

Jungle Boogie

da-da-da

da-da-da

Jungle Boogie

da-da-da

da-da-da

Get down

Get down

Get down

Get down

Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by WallFlower (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm a white girl and I like white guys.

I don't NOT like other races of guys, but I prefer the pasty ones.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What?

Submitted by camor (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You forgot the:
1)All white girls you sleep with think they are either black or try to be all ghetto and refuse to eat anything but fried chicken.

and

2) The white girl you get are so slutty that it dosen't matter what you put in them its still like trhowing a hotdog down a hallway.

Submitted by Tyrack (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey like angry white Jack said "You cant handel the truth!!!""

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dark meat? what, with an all year round tan?

Nice one.

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dear Mother Fucking Newbie,
Write Better Shit Or Die
Love,
Alahackbar



Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:47:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

awful


Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Um...

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We should ship off all the black people to Africa.

THEN, let's see them try and get white ass!

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

awful


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