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Rating: 0.71 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by beancat61 (View user info) at 2004-08-03 09:33:03 EDT


This is my formal apology post. I have been accused of being Snuggles the Rapist, and of posting messages about raping 6-year-old children.

I do apologize for anything I may have done to make things easy for this pervert to post. However, it is not me.

If it is my son (I don't understand how, as he does not live with me), again, I apologize. And if it is, then maybe therapy should be in his future.

I think sexual assault on children is a disgusting crime, and I find nothing whatsoever amusing about it. I have put a man in prison for it.

Bart, and everybody on Ubersite: I am so sorry! I am sorry my name ever got attached to this! I am sorry that anybody out there could think that this is something I would have anything to with!


I am sorry! Please don't ban me!

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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-04 10:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-04 10:19:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fetish - putting pond scum out of work for almost ten years.
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This wasn't me, douchebag.

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-04 10:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fetish - putting pond scum out of work for almost ten years.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-08-04 02:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hi,

You were duped. I never contacted you.

You're not banned, you'll never be banned, and I'm sure you are an all around wonderful person.


Sorry for the confusion.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-03 11:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This whole spectacle reeks of Littlemiss69

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-03 11:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bclifone (9:07:08 AM): I have now received numerous complaints about you, and have no choice but to ban you from my site. Thank you for your patronage

Beancat61 (9:08:04 AM): i have posted one message on the website - which included no profanity or insults to anyone... i have reviewed two or three posts, again, with no profanity or insults... may i ask what complaints you have had?

bclifone (9:08:24 AM): that is privileged information. In the interest of privacy, I can not release that information.

Beancat61 (9:08:55 AM): i am not asking who complained... i have a right to know what i am accused of doing

bclifone (9:09:59 AM): I do not appreciate your threatening demeanor, and will have to ask you to please discontinue in this immature manner. Consider this matter closed.

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How much does anyone want to be that it was fetish that made the screenname "bclifone?"

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-03 11:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

beancat sent me some pics of her hairy vagina, I'd fuck her if I was dead.

Real dead.



Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-03 11:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Bart..

Beancat / Beancat61 is not snuggles_the_[insert whatever here]

It's BillsSBChamps, and how you can even try to assert that her IP is the same as snuggles is preposterous!

Bart, ban me. Go ahead, do it.

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-08-03 10:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You filthy little whore you are a fucking rapist aren't you. I've heard of you, you dirty little thing. You anally impale little boys with a 13 inch strap on.

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-08-03 10:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who the fuck are you?

Who accused you of being Sunggles_The_Rapist?

Are you naked?

Do you have a terminal illness?

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-03 10:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heck, being a stupid bitch ain't a bad thing all the time.



Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-03 09:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=10165 That's your user history, and I don't see anything in there that you're talking about.

who are you?



Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-03 09:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WEAK. 2004 isn't even over yet, it's like halfway through. Fuck these weak attempts to get on the heated list.

And fuck it even more that it'll work.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-03 09:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No! Not Tim's mom! Bart, don't do it! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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