Does anyone else rmember the episode... (641 hits)
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Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (View user info) at 2004-08-03 12:32:22 EDT
...of the old animated TV show 'Protectors of the Galaxy,' where arch-villain Obscenitor and his space-armada of Nastigunts are finally defeated by She-Man and Phistophiles? I'd like to get a copy of that if possible. Thanks.
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-08-03 23:27:52 EDT (#)
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Well, dumber people than you come in and be serious, so why wouldn't anyone believe it.
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-03 18:02:55 EDT (#)
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Herpes, if you think the post was serious you are either innocently mistaken or gullible beyond all measure.
It was a lame little joke. Calm down for fuck sake.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-08-03 16:59:13 EDT (#)
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The sick thing is.. this person is probably serious. They just turned on the internet, clicked a couple links, and somehow found this site.
Just like that retarded bitch who posted about the MTV pimp my ride. THE INTERNET IS A BIG FUCKING PLACE. LEARN WHERE TO ASK YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-03 15:49:10 EDT (#)
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What the fuck are you talking about? Did you just have a suck aneurysm?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-03 15:39:25 EDT (#)
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Dear Mother Fucking Newbie,
If you really must know, here is my standard. Fall below it, and you are a mother fucking newbie.
Write in clear, intellegible language. No leet or aol speak.
Use a spell checker.
Write something that consists of more then 5 lines.
If it has less then 5 lines, include a picture. Something to make me think, something to make me wonder, or something to make me laugh.
Don't post useless stuff.
You passed the first 3, (exception of the title, miskeys happen and I don't expect you to spell check your title), but failed miserably on the last two.
So,
Write better shit or die
Love,
Alahackbar
P.S. Go ahead and write a hate post about me, and -2 all my posts. I won't hold it against you.
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-03 14:42:15 EDT (#)
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I bet you're the kind of guy who shrieks like a woman whenever neighborhood kids step on your lawn.
Jeez man, you have a lot of pent-up rage. I lay down a silly post that may or may not get a chuckle, and get slammed and called a mother fucking newbie? You've only been here a month longer than I have, old-timer, so ease up.
Sorry man. I know you are clenching your fists and shaking with impotent rage as you read this, but I don't think my post was worth so much hate. Yes it was lame, but hell, it was early in the morning. It seemed more amusing when I thought of it after midnight while half-asleep and taking a piss.
I offer my sincere apologies.
From now on I shall strive for the AlahAckbar Gold Standard.
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The AlahAckbar Gold Standard~
No Fucking Newbies
No Fucking Stupid Fucking Posts
No Fucking Excuses For Not Fucking Writing New Fucking Shit
No Fucking Excuses For Not Fucking Writing Fucking Shit That Fucking Rocks And Is Fucking Great But Not As Fucking Great As Mine Because I'm No Fucking Newbie And I don't Fucking Take Fucking Shit.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:24:34 EDT (#)
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Dear Mother Fucking Newbie,
Sorry, I don't have any alter egos.
The reason I write the "same generic bullshit" every time, is because everyone I write it to is posting the exact same "generic bullshit".
I get tired of trying to come with insults for newbs who post shit like this.
write better shit or die,
love,
Alahackbar
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:16:22 EDT (#)
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AlahAckbar alter-ego #1.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 12:54:34 EDT (#)
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Man, you are a geeker of epic proportions.
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-03 12:42:01 EDT (#)
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Pretty funny advice, Ackbar, considering you write the same generic bullshit every time something displeases you. How's this?
You probably weren't aware of this Ack, but a time traveling device was recently invented. I broke into the lab, went back to the moment of your birth, and stick my dick in your mouth. That explains the funny taste that makes you grimace every morning when you get out of bed and start furiously brushing your teeth. It's all in your head... just a tainted memory...
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-03 12:34:40 EDT (#)
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Dear Mother Fucking Newbie
Write better shit or die
Love Alahackbar
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-03 12:33:38 EDT (#)
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Oh, and I have already seen, and been shamed by my title typo. Could the font be any bigger? Christ.