OK...Pick a Number (3407 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.58 on 185 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <nolan.at.Baseballwriter.net> (View user info) at 2004-08-03 13:36:03 EDT
Between 1 and say....10,000.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-17 18:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3300 hits for THIS!!!
It is a classic, indeed.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-09-17 18:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic.
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-17 17:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go to hell you fucking piece of shit.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
solid start. I am surprised only one person answered 42.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-10 19:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy was here
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-31 04:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Zeglamancer was here.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-31 04:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
9,999
WHAT DO I WIN!!!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-31 03:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
n00b
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 20:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're BOTH wrong.
Shlongy just won, if you catch my drift.
But we can all play again tomorrow.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe I will!!!!
Hmmmph you wanted to win did you??
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats, EI! You know you've won sexual favors from Shlongy, right? Enjoy that!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oi Hilarity I just won!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2,473
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
7,456
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-10 21:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexual favors from the master.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
First you have to tell me what I win and (and this is the important part) if there even is a right answer.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-26 20:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Luck, I guess.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how did this get dragged back up?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-05-25 10:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 10:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry that there's no male asshole or shit eating here to entertain you, Howie...
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bwahahahahahah
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 10:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry that there's no male asshole or shit eating here to entertain you, Howie...
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-25 10:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is about as classic as punk rock
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 17:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The classics, like this one, never die.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2796 hits...
dreams on...
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
First post gold!
I guess 9973 (the largest prime number<10000).
What do I win?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-12-24 09:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1224?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:44:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How's this one doing?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-11-19 08:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok Shlongy I have a proposition you tell me the number on my first post and I will tell you how to get chicks to suck your balls through your vas deferens.
6548?
disclaimer: My first post is not the post that I wish to have a +1 on.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-14 20:22:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*5 digits... Fucking fat fingers.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-14 20:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, what?
Shlongy is 6 digits?
No fucking way...
Wow.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-14 20:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I cheated. I picked -2.
SO WITTY
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-14 20:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:51:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
I keep forgetting that I've been here longer than you have.
Then, we're BOTH morons.
Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
154
that was a pretty fucking retarded post....
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I keep forgetting that I've been here longer than you have.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The post that will never die...for some strange, and rather sad, reason.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
eleventeen
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
C
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-12 02:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
9876!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-12 02:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
5922?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-12 01:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pi
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-05 12:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is picking up steam. Most heated?
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-11-03 07:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
4444?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-11-03 07:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
81?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-11-02 09:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
42?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-11-01 13:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
52?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-31 09:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
20? 21? 23? 24? 25? 26? 27? 28? 29? 30?
19? 18? 17? 16? 15? 14? 13? 12?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-31 08:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
insert *think* between I and we.
*puts hands behind his back whistles and walks slowly away*
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-31 08:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This has gotta be it. The number you are going for is 6969 isn't it? YEAH! VICTORY BABY! Now I we will discuss your payment. I beleive you owe me a +1 on a post of my choice. I won't let the choice be known till you confirm this is the right number, but I've the perfect post lined up for you. *evil grin*
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-30 08:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw it in a dream the number is 9500.
Or was it 5900?
Shit!
I forgot.
6666?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 14:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just realised something. If and when I win are you not only going to +1 my post but also have a nice comment along with it? Cause if you +1 me and say something mean as usual I'll just post some shit for you to make fun of no problem.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 14:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9986?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 14:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9987?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 14:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
messmind try licking my ass. It's salty but good from what I have heard.
Maltese, I think it was, already did 666 and surely to god someone did 69.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2006-10-28 14:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but maybe 69 is better for my mood ...
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2006-10-28 13:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
try 666 , you ass !
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9988?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9989?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9990?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9991?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9992?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9993?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9994?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9995?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9996?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9997?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9998?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
10000?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This sucks. I just typed out 9999-9900 and 1-100 and I got the message that my text contained too many numbers or whatever it says. Guess I will have to do this one number one comment box at a time.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well THAT certainly killed the suspense, Shlongy.
I didn't mean for you to actually TELL me
=(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-28 11:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The winner receives one +1 on the post of their choice.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 11:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
667?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-28 11:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
666
And what does the winner recieve?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-28 11:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is it http://www.ubersite.com/m/95056 ?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-28 11:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel like I am on the Price is Right!
9998?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-24 19:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
9,999.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-18 16:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that is delightfully random.
Stop hitting on me.
oh... 15.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-03 20:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
17
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-03 20:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Um .. yea. Crap.
Redefined.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-13 09:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pi is what I meant
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-13 09:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PIE
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-13 09:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This gem has "Most Heated" written all over it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-13 09:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know...I hope this doesn't ruin this contest AND this classic post...but I may have forgotten the number...
OK, I'll do a re-post on this one.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-09-13 09:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shit someone already said 2 but I think it was +2 wasn't it? how about 3!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-13 09:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
8
I'm starting small and easing my way in. Too much counting too early in my day spells doom.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-09-13 09:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-13 09:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a little high...but not a bad guess.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-09-13 08:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9999
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-09-13 08:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-11 11:53:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's a NOOBIE world out there these days, and we're all the worse for that.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-18 19:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
23
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-08-18 18:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:22:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
18 is fucking CLOSE, man!
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You mean it's not 18?
I dont know what to say....
this is the first time I have ever been wrong.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-18 18:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
16
It's fucking 16 isn't it?
What do I win?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-18 18:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When I have enough entries, I will announce the winner. It's THAT simple!
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-08-17 15:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
21? when will we know what the right answer is?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
18 is fucking CLOSE, man!
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-08-16 23:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is easy...
18
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-16 22:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was OUTfuckingSTANDING!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I HAD one two years ago...I kind of forgot what it was but I'm in the process of coming up with a new one.
Shouldn't take me more than a day or two.
Ahhhh, my first post. Let's get it on "Most Heated", just for fun.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
543
do you actually have 'a number' because I'll keep guessing until I get it right.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Xcuses- Too high.
You are disqualified. Sorry. Ya gotta play by the rules.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
87?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
10,001?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-26 09:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
22 was close!
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-06-23 17:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
22
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's what Johnny Rotten used to ALWAYS say. Nice.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-06 12:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, I thought that over time...this post would grow on Uber...Like that fungus under your nads.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-06 12:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you should post more, you're gifted. <said with heavy condecension and patting you on the head like a autard>
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-06 11:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
B
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-06 11:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is it... eleventeen?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-06 11:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-02 16:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wet myself in my special place.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-16 18:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by isthisallthereis (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:44:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is there a number I can pick that would guarantee you would never waste anyone's time by posting again?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-16 16:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the only way is up i guess.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-16 16:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice job, dipshit.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-14 09:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post has been nominated in First-Post-A-Palooza, go vote at http://www.ubersite.com/m/70666
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-27 21:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-05-13 05:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-06 21:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is THIS post getting hammered today? It was my first, and probably my best effort.
You people aren't picking up on the hidden meaning because if you were, you'd be hitting the +3 button.
Submitted by shadowofthedivine (user info) at 2005-04-06 21:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what was the goddamned point
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-06 21:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-11-09 15:55:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Derka derka derka, Muhammad Jihad
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HAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-06 21:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-19 17:51:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-03 15:51:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:54:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Does -2 count?
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Damn.
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Double damn.
-=-=-=-=-=
Minus Double Damn!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-06 20:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lush- You're presently tied for second but there's still plenty of time left to win!
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-04-06 16:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
222
Did I win?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-22 15:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1984?
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-12-19 18:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
True to the meaning, reading your earlier posts, this
screams Schlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-19 18:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is this ancient post making a "comeback"?
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-19 17:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-03 15:51:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:54:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Does -2 count?
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Damn.
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Double damn.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-19 17:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
apparently, nobody's picked -1 yet, so I'll do it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-19 17:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Close!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-19 17:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
8350
Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-11-09 15:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Derka derka derka, Muhammad Jihad
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-27 11:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kicker of all ass (-2)
Submitted by Arm_The_Homeless (user info) at 2004-10-09 18:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
44 - every time.
Submitted by HelloMello (user info) at 2004-10-09 18:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is it -2
Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2004-09-30 20:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-12 10:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
_ FUCK YOU _
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ooO Ooo
Submitted by captainflibby (user info) at 2004-09-12 09:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 11:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good choice.
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-09-05 00:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
Submitted by vajokki (user info) at 2004-09-05 00:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
666 HAIL SATAN HAIL THE DARK LORD WHO ROXXZORS I SERVE THE DARK LORD BITCH 666 FUCK CHRIST WAAAAAAAAA
do we win something for doing this?
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-04 23:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sure you are intelligent enough to count to 10000?
Submitted by ImDaAntiChrist (user info) at 2004-08-11 08:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Genius post you fucking asshat....
I pick the number FUCKYOUANDDIEYOUCOCKSUCKER, is that acceptable to your superior BRAINS and COMMON SENSE ?
Submitted by mujer_alterada (user info) at 2004-08-07 01:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think so
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-07 01:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-04 09:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummmm, is -1.58 considered "stellar"?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-04 03:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-04 00:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TeenageDirtBag (user info) at 2004-08-03 23:27:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
whats the point of this?
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2 words: most heated.
Submitted by TeenageDirtBag (user info) at 2004-08-03 23:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whats the point of this?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 23:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell does an artist, such as myself, have to do to get his rating up to where I can safely borrow money?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 23:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The nick fits you like a glove, ass goblin.
You some kind of "cut & paste" expert? Wow.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-03 23:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 22:57:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it sheer coincidence that I'm the only person that has rated my post with a positive integer? Hmmmmmmmm...this is mighty peculiar.
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Yeah, too bad your own ratings don't count, huh? And you call ME shitforbrains.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 22:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it sheer coincidence that I'm the only person that has rated my post with a positive integer? Hmmmmmmmm...this is mighty peculiar.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 22:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I will enjoy a great future around here, if this post/thread is any indication of my rising popularity.
Wait until you see tomorrow's topic. I'll give you a hint.
.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-03 22:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
okay okay, so I'm going to break the rules and go with....
-2
?
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-03 22:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 21:51:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's the webmaster?
There's obviously some computer malfunctions going on here. I think most of these ratings are supposed to be +2's.
Someone check into that for me, will ya?
In the interim, why doesn't downerSTAIN circle my anus with his tongue.
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Mmmmm, anus.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 22:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone else already picked -2, Carrot Top.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-03 22:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I pick -2.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-08-03 22:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"In the interim, why doesn't downerSTAIN circle my anus with his tongue."
-- I'm sure he might want to oblige you but he can't on account of your head being in the way.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 21:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's the webmaster?
There's obviously some computer malfunctions going on here. I think most of these ratings are supposed to be +2's.
Someone check into that for me, will ya?
In the interim, why doesn't downerSTAIN circle my anus with his tongue.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-03 21:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Joe Siegel says "It made me want to eat shit and die."
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-03 21:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not even going to waste my time coming up with something witty, you just suck that much. Fucker.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:16:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
263
326
666
2789
See?
It really doesn't get any better than this.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
263
326
666
2789
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post just improves with age...
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about 10,879?
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Shlongy
User id: 10879
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Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-03 15:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:54:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Does -2 count?
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Damn.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2004-08-03 15:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I pick 34.
What do I win?
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-03 15:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'll pick 15. That's appproximently how much people like you tried to get on the most heated list with stupid polls, within the last 24 hours. I actuall kinda like this one though, so i'll spare you a -2.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-08-03 15:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
65.351
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-03 15:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome to uber.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 14:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratufuckinglations. What do you want, a medal or something?
This post RULES!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-03 14:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I picked 69
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 14:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What? I gotta have a point?
This is art for art's sake. I vote it "Best Post of the Day".
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-08-03 14:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, but what's the point?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now, now spedmonkey. Play within the rules.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is getting exciting. My palms are sweating.
Think I'll go jerk off.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does -2 count?
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1337
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish = tool
that's 4564 for you people
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Probably not. But just for playing, you can lick my balls.
Submitted by isthisallthereis (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is there a number I can pick that would guarantee you would never waste anyone's time by posting again?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just because, no particular reason...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why 25?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
013
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
25
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm starting small and easing my way in. Too much verbiage too early in my writing career spells doom.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Beef curtain #5!