My First Published Work! (2070 hits)
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Rating: 1.84 on 87 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sebcharrot (View user info) at 2004-08-03 17:23:38 EDT
The point to this? Do I need one?
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-13 20:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny shit
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-27 04:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of my favorites right here.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-09 18:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
quite a sassy hat
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-14 06:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha ha ha... awesome.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-07-13 18:23:44 EDT (#)
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NEWS UPDATE:
This book earned me a Pulitzer, the Man Booker Award, a Whitbread award, Smarties award and a 5 year advertising contract with "Constipation-B-Gone".
The book -as many of you may have noticed- has been Number 1 on the Times Bestseller list for 11 months, displacing the Da Vinci Code and earning myself invitations to many parties.
Oh yeah and God has stepped down from his throne and has let me take my rightful place upon't.
That is all.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, if this isn't just some fantastic news.
I can finally get some sleep now.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:29:47 EDT (#)
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congratulations!
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66233#1323503
w00t.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-10-30 20:13:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
I live about 20 miles from Glasgow. A little backwards town near Hamilton (and East Kilbride). Yourself? It's up north isn't it?
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I appear to have been rude enough not to reply. A bit late, but I live in Glasgow... originally from the granite city.
I still find this post funny, incidentally.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:37:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think there is something wrong with me...
I laughed so hard I smeared my eyeliner... and the shit is waterproof.
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I did that too. And I'm not wearing any....
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:28:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Teeph, didn't you know? The book is ALWAYS better than the film. Just ask any know-it-all jerk.
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Hey, I am that know-it-all jerk!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think there is something wrong with me...
I laughed so hard I smeared my eyeliner... and the shit is waterproof.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Teeph, didn't you know? The book is ALWAYS better than the film. Just ask any know-it-all jerk.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-14 13:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Better than the film.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-14 13:10:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bdakotac (user info) at 2004-10-30 20:45:59 EDT (#)
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My ancestors came from Scotland. They all left it, so I guess it must really suck there.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-30 20:45:27 EDT (#)
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I saw this long ago and never rated it. Gotta love the MRR list.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-30 20:31:02 EDT (#)
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There are more Scots on this site than I thought!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-10-30 20:13:02 EDT (#)
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I live about 20 miles from Glasgow. A little backwards town near Hamilton (and East Kilbride). Yourself? It's up north isn't it?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-28 20:10:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-10-28 19:57:10 EDT (#)
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A fellow Scot? Whereabouts you at?
Submitted by NETHOS (user info) at 2004-09-13 16:38:05 EDT (#)
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I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
He said that
/ D - - - / / A - D - / x /
{Refrain}
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang (4x)
/ D G D A / D G EA D / :
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he gave me this advice
He said that
{Refrain}
{Bridge}
You've been keeping love from me just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself a guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart
/ A - D - / / / E - A - /
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
{Refrain}
{Bridge}
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you, oh, baby
{Refrain}
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-23 11:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The post needs a shit pic
Submitted by juniper1168 (user info) at 2004-08-23 11:18:24 EDT (#)
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de guy undaneeef me has crapie posts, hes tokkin sh*t
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-22 20:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How did I miss this wonderful piece?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-16 12:43:58 EDT (#)
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Thanks legallady!!
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-08-15 19:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh...reading your old posts now that a new one got my attention.
This is very funny!!
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-08-06 10:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed, then I coughed... but then I laughed again (lousy hot tea).
Bravo.
Wo|2M
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-06 09:59:10 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahah, was that for the +1 I once gave you on your "ultimate paint picture of all time" post, or whatever it was called? You better calm down man, it's not like I hate you, no need to take offence over my post. There's no mention of Gibberish in there man, it's all legible.
Bu-dum-TSH.
I just keep cracking 'em, don't I?
Hehe, anyway, thanks for rating.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:48:21 EDT (#)
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Maybe I'm just a humorless fuck, but I thought this sucked.
-2 for sucking
+2 for effort and pity
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:34:36 EDT (#)
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Disturbing.
Submitted by samantha at 2004-08-05 17:54:05 EDT (#)
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CLASSIC!!!! lmaO
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-04 17:48:19 EDT (#)
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Hahaha. Very, very nice.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-04 17:39:58 EDT (#)
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Don't worry about it Cal, I once zeroed the top post on the best ever post by accident. It happens. Thanks for the compliment.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-08-04 17:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAARRRGGHHH! I meant to +2. I don't know what happened! Sorry.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-08-04 09:45:38 EDT (#)
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Niiiiiiice.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-08-04 08:11:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:59:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:02:39 EDT (#)
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I'm against mindless toilet humor, but I feel that this, while I didn't laugh, was well presented. You deserve this +2, and all other +2s.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-04 06:16:57 EDT (#)
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I'm glad so many of you enjoyed it. And I hope you recovered Circe!
Again, thanks for the +2s and the comments, guys.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-04 06:08:16 EDT (#)
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Laughed so hard I nearly stopped breathing.
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-08-04 05:52:53 EDT (#)
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This was one of those posts where I think to myself "Fuck, I wish I had thought of doing something like that..."
WD.
-Spookster
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-04 05:28:53 EDT (#)
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HAHA
"unrivalled shit."
GOLD
Espo
Submitted by SumYumGuy (user info) at 2004-08-04 03:24:54 EDT (#)
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Pure-fucking-genius
Submitted by theself (user info) at 2004-08-03 22:24:19 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-08-03 20:47:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-08-03 20:36:21 EDT (#)
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Quality.
Submitted by Jaineix (user info) at 2004-08-03 20:30:58 EDT (#)
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Heheh, can't wait to see this on the New York Times best seller list!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-03 19:20:40 EDT (#)
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Man, now that's 2 zeros...<sigh>, i suppose this wasn't destined for the Best Ever list. Still, I got about 30 odd +2s...
Thanks everyone for rating. And thanks Andy for your honesty, hehehe.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-03 19:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
£199? Worth every penny. From the looks of it, it's time to change your air freshener.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-03 19:10:46 EDT (#)
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you know what's great about this? i'm taking a shit right now! that's right, i take a crap with my laptop all the time. some people read the newspaper or take a magazine, but i have wireless, so i take my laptop.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-08-03 19:02:52 EDT (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by ubersucks (user info) at 2004-08-03 18:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fan-fucking-tastic. The reviews are great.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-03 18:39:51 EDT (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-08-03 18:31:25 EDT (#)
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Ha! Funny.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-08-03 18:24:59 EDT (#)
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Best book ever.
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-08-03 18:19:29 EDT (#)
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And another one for "that fucking hat".
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-08-03 18:19:02 EDT (#)
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Very nice.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-03 18:06:00 EDT (#)
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Fucking tit.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-08-03 18:05:37 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-03 18:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:48:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Makes me all warm and tingly cuz now i have to shit.
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Shits are fun.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:54:37 EDT (#)
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A work of extraordinary genius.
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:50:23 EDT (#)
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Well done.
The +2 is for "And that fucking hat."
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:49:24 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:48:03 EDT (#)
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Makes me all warm and tingly cuz now i have to shit.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:48:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funniest thing I have seen today.
I love the reviews.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 thumbs way up your ass.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:41:40 EDT (#)
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HAH.
I'd sure as shit (Pun not intended) buy that book.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:41:14 EDT (#)
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JohnGalt- Yeah, just to add to the floundering export trade in Britain. Hehe. And to add to the cult standing of the book. It's gonna be big. Oh yes.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Freaking Awesome.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:38:53 EDT (#)
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Man, if it wasn't for that bloody zero...
Thanks everyone for the +2s.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd buy a copy but appears that in the US we have to pay in pounds anyway.
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:35:47 EDT (#)
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+2 for the price of the book.
LGF
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:35:34 EDT (#)
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where can i buy it?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:35:24 EDT (#)
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And one +2 for Sébastien
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:35:18 EDT (#)
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Great work!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:34:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:32:28 EDT (#)
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Funniest post. Ever
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:31:04 EDT (#)
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I know I'm retarded, but shit this made me laugh like a silly man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:30:59 EDT (#)
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Can I now change my rating?
I wish you had used a prop toilet. I'm now really upset. I'm calling Pendant Publishing pronto.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:30:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:30:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:29:39 EDT (#)
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Stupid, but I laughed. And if I laugh, I give a +2.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:27:06 EDT (#)
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Oh, and an interesting fact: the toilet used as the background for the front cover is really my toilet.
Now you all know where I pinch my loaves, aren't you happy?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:26:39 EDT (#)
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I wanted to rip you, as I do pretty much everyone...But the reviews from the press sucked me in. I'm a fan. What can I say?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:24:19 EDT (#)
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hAHA!