Where's the FUCKING TOY?!?! (1011 hits)
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Submitted by Walsareck (View user info) at 2004-08-04 06:52:56 EDT
I was at MacDonalds with a group of my mates after Youth Group. We just sit there and chat, having a good joke, things like that. There were a couple of girls and a few guys, whom I shall rename or I shall be shot. Anyways, it was all peaceful, we were having fun.
The slut who was with us saw this really "cute", in her words, police officer. She decided to get his number.
"Hey, good looking, can I have your number?" she says.
"000. Now please let me through." Replies the police officer. Stupid slut, she should have noticed his wedding-ring. I hate stupid people, we should tie her legs together next week.
By this time we had all ordered, and were contently munching on our burgers and other fatty food, deep-fried potatoes, and drinking assorted caffeinated beverages. The girl opposite me was going through her Happymeal, with a sort of perplexed look on her face.
"What's wrong?" I inquired.
"There's no toy", she said in a slightly offended voice.
Now, upon hearing this, our slightly non-conventional friend, Haagen (I've never been good at names), walked up to her and asked whether or not this was true.
"There really isn't a toy!!". OK, Haagen had had a bad few days, his girlfriend was LITTERALY sleeping with the enemy, and we all braced ourselves for a laugh.
He walked up to the counter, and got the manger's attention.
"The customer is always right, I am a customer, so where the FUCK is the toy?!?!" he sort of exclaimed, presenting the toyless Happymeal box to the manager.
"Can I have some manners please, young man?" Replied the manager.
"GIVE ME THE FUCKING TOY, 'Please'", he says.
By this time all of our group were cacking ourselves laughing, and this fat dude waiting in qeue was letting off a laugh that sounded like a coffee grinder.
So, to avoid a scene, the manager handed over a toy, but she did not have the customary smile on her face.
"'Service with a smile' my arse!!!", and he walked the ten metres to present the girl with her prize.
The manager was not happy, but who cares? At least we achieved our goals without having to take MacDonalds to court like so many others...
Ahh, those were the days...
User Reviews
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:33:07 EDT (#)
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This post is shit, maybe. I do not really care if it is shit or not. I've never done a good post (depending on who you ask). However, I do find it interesting with all of the blatant vulgarity on this site that you find something like this offensive in the slightest.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:28:07 EDT (#)
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Now this...this is shit...pardon my vulgarity, much like saying cum I guess you pity whore...no one gives a shit about your loser friends and your trump card of a story. Get somewhere on your own, good for you, but when your kids turn out to be little shits like you and your friends were I hope they get hit by cars...cars with spikes and guns on them, Death Race 2000 Style
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:25:41 EDT (#)
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Now, does giving myself a Plus 2 effect my overall rating?
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:25:04 EDT (#)
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Rebellious? I think what we thought about him was that he was pissed off. Come on!!! You are all irritating me...
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:21:12 EDT (#)
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Holy crap, where are all of the smart people? I thought that there might be someone on this site with 2,000 members there might be someone who actually looks past the fact that we may be young, but actually had a laugh.
I don't mind Maccas people or whatever bitching off at me about whatever, like they have for ever, BUT I like to be able to return the favour.
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:20:28 EDT (#)
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Fuck Walsareck,
Stop giving yourself +2, its starting too shit me off, it doesnt count k?
You think your friend is pretty rebellious saying fuck infront of a elder
big woop
Submitted by Salmon (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:16:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-06 03:48:36 (#)
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Umm... "...with cum..." Your obscnene and inappropriate use of language seems to border on what you are bagging out in terms of my comrade. Quit bitching.
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Submitted by Salmon (user info) at 2004-08-06 03:37:38 (#)
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Hmmm...I can see why you would complain for not getting a toy, cause those things rule (plus she paid for it). BUT, it could have been done less aggresively, and even though your friend was going through a shit time (trust me, we all have) doesn't give him the excuse to let it out on a McDonald's employee. You think your job sucks? Try working the hamburger grill for 6 hours. Standing, getting burnt, greasy, constantly getting yelled at and taking orders. You think you're going to tolerate some kid scream at you because he didn't get his little toy? I wouldn't eat in that McDonald's anymore if I was you...unless you like eating your Bigmac with cum and spit.
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Dude, I wasn't talking about cussing, I was talking about being a jackass, but clearly you can't tell the difference. I personally don't give a fuck if you cuss, however, the fact that your friend made a complete ass out of someone when not necessary at all is just being a jackass. Another example:
My first post-cussing
your reply:being a dick
Congratulations, you're a moron.
Submitted by daniet (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:07:30 EDT (#)
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"people are starving to death in this world... and somebody had time for this....."
and some pathetic fuck has time to sit and bitch about anyone with criticism, but its probably better than releasing him to the world. I dont like you.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-06 03:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Umm... "...with cum..." Your obscnene and inappropriate use of language seems to border on what you are bagging out in terms of my comrade. Quit bitching.
Submitted by Salmon (user info) at 2004-08-06 03:37:38 EDT (#)
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Hmmm...I can see why you would complain for not getting a toy, cause those things rule (plus she paid for it). BUT, it could have been done less aggresively, and even though your friend was going through a shit time (trust me, we all have) doesn't give him the excuse to let it out on a McDonald's employee. You think your job sucks? Try working the hamburger grill for 6 hours. Standing, getting burnt, greasy, constantly getting yelled at and taking orders. You think you're going to tolerate some kid scream at you because he didn't get his little toy? I wouldn't eat in that McDonald's anymore if I was you...unless you like eating your Bigmac with cum and spit.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-06 03:14:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-06 03:03:13 (#)
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Okay, so you went into macdonalds and didn't get a shit toy? Woopty fucking scootch
Hmm... I believe I addressed this before; if you pay for something, you expect to get it. And this story was NOT meant to be read into. Its purpose was to entertain. I can debunk anything you say in realtion to this post, and if it is within reason. This could go on forever.
Things people have said about this post (via MSN):
"people are starving to death in this world... and somebody had time for this....."
"This is the greatest *sniff* I'm too broken up...I can't believe how wonderful this is. I can't stop the tears streaming down my face. Oh the humanity!!"
"This is seriously, extremely perverse. I'm impressed."
"This is quite possibly the most inherently wrong thing in the world today."
"I can now die. This totally, totally, totally rules."
"I would need serious tylenol 3's after reading this for more than 2 times. My eyes are still hurting from looking at it!"
"Rarely do I see something on the web that makes me scream OUT LOUD, but I saw this page and yelled, "Oh Jesus God, NO!" like I had just seen Rosemary's Baby. I don't know what the contest was, but YOU WIN!"
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-06 03:03:13 EDT (#)
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Okay, so you went into macdonalds and didn't get a shit toy? Woopty fucking scootch
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-08-06 02:43:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-06 02:29:07 EDT (#)
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Discriminatory dick-heads. I am just a little "Youth Group Bitch". This statement makes me want to injure some of my property.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2004-08-06 02:10:06 EDT (#)
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And me, because whatever you say, you were still just a little Youth Group Bitch. My right to mock that is God-given
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-06 01:53:06 EDT (#)
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It's not my internet connection; I leach it off of my parents. There is something wrong with a bunch of people on the internet who bag out on someone for having a bit of fun. IT WAS FUNNY, AND THE ONLY PERSON WITH PERMISSION TO BITCH OTHERWISE IS THE MANAGER WE "OFFENDED".
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:47:25 EDT (#)
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The how about cutting your internet service? It would good for both of us.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-05 04:47:32 EDT (#)
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I am not even going to college, uni, or anything like that we do not have enough money; take comfort in the fact that I will probably get everywhere I get in life ON MY OWN.
Submitted by Nomad (user info) at 2004-08-05 03:18:50 EDT (#)
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I hate fucking spoiled kids....
And take some satisfaction that youre going to piss away all daddys money he gave you for college and then your learn a nice little life lesson.
"All work is noble."
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-05 03:03:59 EDT (#)
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Whoops, that should have been "reputation" and not "influence"
Die.
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-05 02:53:25 EDT (#)
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Now, im 13, but i'm still not that fucking stupid. All he had to do was ask the cashier for the toy in a nice manner. I dont care if he had ADHD, one arm, and a toothache, it's still not that hard. I now understand why this age group has a bad influence, and it's from dumb-fucks like your friend.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-08-04 09:18:00 EDT (#)
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This wasn't all that good, was it?
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-08-04 09:13:37 EDT (#)
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I laughed
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-04 08:25:52 EDT (#)
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"people are starving to death in this world... and somebody had time for this....."
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-04 08:22:41 EDT (#)
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Someday your balls will drop and you'll realize abusing service-oriented workers is indicative of low class and intelligence and won't do that. Until that time, I suggest you seal yourself inside a class 5 Wells Fargo bank vault.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-08-04 08:15:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-04 08:11:37 EDT (#)
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So when I get laid for my first time, I shall write a post about it, and it will be as successful as the rest of immoral and sick things here, right?
Submitted by HatMan (user info) at 2004-08-04 08:10:47 EDT (#)
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Furniture made out of particle board is cheap, efficient, and bad to get pissed off at, much like a German girl I once went out with.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-04 08:09:30 EDT (#)
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And most of them are funny. This wasn't. It was boorish and immature.
Bored now.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-04 08:06:40 EDT (#)
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I like making as arse out of myself; I crave attention, do I not? Your right, nobody cares how much I get paid, or what I do in my spare time - so WHY THE HELL IS UBER SO POPULAR??? Thats because most of the articles/posts are about what people do in their spare time.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-04 08:04:05 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Kellios, I know. I get bored with giving people endless -2's...
And, Walsareck, I don't care what you earn. I don't care what you do with your time. All I'm saying is that someone made an honest mistake, and not only did you and your little tribe make a scene (because, let's face it, you need attention) you found it amusing enough to write about.
It WASN'T funny, and it wasn't justified, and your incessant defence of it by pulling meaningless arguments out of left field only makes you look stupid.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-04 08:02:32 EDT (#)
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I don't do charity work; I do volunteer work for big businesses who treat ME like shit without anything to show for it, and I think it is VERY FUNNY to see those who get paid getting owned rather than someone who doesn't.
And the difference in minimum pay in Aus between adult and teenage people is about $1.20 (AU). Please, cut me a break!
And God does see everything, I agree, so God should reward me for being so nice, and laughing my arse off and taking this sort of stuff with good humour, especially when I get paid nothing to do it (come on, you gotta' have some fun!!!) I have been attacked by evil customers, and it is all very funny.
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:51:35 EDT (#)
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Asshole.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31508
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:51:14 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:40:26 (#)
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"Minimum wage?" Minimum wage?!?!?! Let me give you minimum wage, dickcheese; NOTHING. I work countless hours for nothing, have to pay for transport, etc. and I do NOT like it when I purchase something with the little money that I do have, only to find that I do not get all of it, because some WHO DOES get paid makes a mistake. I think "Haagen" felt the same way. So shutup, unless you get your facts straight.
P.S. In Aus, MacDonalds worker get paid upto and over $2 over the Government minimum, so shutup."
So because you do charity work that gives you the right to treat people badly? Wrong! God sees everything, so acting like a fuckwit just negates all the good work you've done. To think that you've done all that work, and it amounts to zero in the eyes of the lord because you are sadly lacking in other areas of your life. What a waste! Just like your friend Haagen who sounds like a waste of DNA.
PS: If your a teenager (eg: most of MacDonald's staff) it doesn't matter if you get paid a bit over the going rate. It's still a pittance compared to an adult wage, minimum or otherwise.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:40:26 EDT (#)
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"Minimum wage?" Minimum wage?!?!?! Let me give you minimum wage, dickcheese; NOTHING. I work countless hours for nothing, have to pay for transport, etc. and I do NOT like it when I purchase something with the little money that I do have, only to find that I do not get all of it, because some WHO DOES get paid makes a mistake. I think "Haagen" felt the same way. So shutup, unless you get your facts straight.
P.S. In Aus, MacDonalds worker get paid upto and over $2 over the Government minimum, so shutup.
Submitted by Reichsmarshall (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:37:49 EDT (#)
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"Snickering like lobotomised monkeys while verbally abusing somebody is not the height of humour little twatwaffles like you seem to think it is."
I think that line, by itself, was funnier than the entire premise of this post.
Especially the "twatwaffles" part...I had to smoke after that one.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:37:04 EDT (#)
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'intolerant', rather. I suck at life sometimes.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:36:11 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:28:39 (#)
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Keep in mind that the teenage population of the world is so screwed up BECAUSE of the adult population, and that most of the people in that group had mental disabilities. Thought I might mention that, as you appear to be obsesed with bagging us out - facts help, so now you are enlightened, and it IS funny to see a kid with ADHD mouth off at a manager.
And stop with the monkeys."
No it isn't funny. When you are working minimum wage and some dickless moron gives you shit for making a small mistake, I hope you remember this incident and how "funny" it was.
By the way Circe mentioned a monkey once, so I don't see why you keep telling people to lay off the monkeys. By the way Circe, did you realise that you gave this dumb fucker a +2 with your last reply?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:35:37 EDT (#)
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You can't blame everyone else for the self-indulgence of a generation. Also, in one breath, you defend this behavior by saying they all have disabilities -ie, making me look like the intolerent bigot - and in the next, you say that people with ADHD are funny.
Fact: The behavior was rude, immature, and obnoxious. Are you really going to argue that?
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:34:31 EDT (#)
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"paedophiles" crap, this is not a good statement. Umm, our youth group is OPEN TO ALL AGES. Generally, we just sit and talk about crap. And yes, mature adults DO DO stupid things; except they INJURE people.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:29:27 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:23:18 (#)
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What is it with you all and monkeys? And who said we were all teenagers, anyway? AND WHY THE HELL IS EVERYBODY SO BIASED AGAINST TEENAGERS, ANYWAY?"
Because only teenagers would act like such fucking idiots and think it was funny. Mature adults wouldn't act like such demented fools.
Oh and unless you are paedophiles trying to pick up, most adults don't go to youth groups. Fucking morons.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:28:39 EDT (#)
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Keep in mind that the teenage population of the world is so screwed up BECAUSE of the adult population, and that most of the people in that group had mental disabilities. Thought I might mention that, as you appear to be obsesed with bagging us out - facts help, so now you are enlightened, and it IS funny to see a kid with ADHD mouth off at a manager.
And stop with the monkeys.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:24:28 EDT (#)
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BECAUSE THEY DO SHIT LIKE THIS AND THINK IT'S FUNNY.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:23:18 EDT (#)
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What is it with you all and monkeys? And who said we were all teenagers, anyway? AND WHY THE HELL IS EVERYBODY SO BIASED AGAINST TEENAGERS, ANYWAY?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:15:44 EDT (#)
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And walking up to the counter and saying 'Excuse me, my friend didn't get her toy' was somehow beneath you? I mean, for fuck's sweet sake, grow up a little. Snickering like lobotomised monkeys while verbally abusing somebody is not the height of humour little twatwaffles like you seem to think it is.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:09:10 EDT (#)
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She paid for the damn toy!!!! That's a good enough reason to get pissed off.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:07:31 EDT (#)
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I hate McDonalds, but I just can't bring myself to give this any sort of rating. I'm sorry.
This post basically says to me that you believe that the people who work at McDonalds are lower than you, because, well, they work at McDonalds.
And why get so fuckin' bitchy about them forgetting a piece-of-shit McDonalds toy?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:07:14 EDT (#)
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I hope the manager wiped their ass with your burger bun the next time you went in.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-04 07:00:44 EDT (#)
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Oh. You're the teenagers who sit around, annoying everyone, thinking that you're the funniest fucking things that ever lived? Great post. Really.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-04 06:59:28 EDT (#)
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The -2 is for your fuckwit friend Haagen. He isn't as funny as he thinks he is, just rude. Monkey's who throw their faeces around a cage have better manners then him.