I'm gonna start my own chain letter. (764 hits)
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Submitted by Queen of the damned sofa (View user info) at 2004-08-04 17:12:16 EDT
Basiclly I'm going to cry and bitch and moan my way through a letter. I'm going to say that the only way I can support mself is to work two jobs, and that when I work two jobs I don't have enough time to go to college. If I quit a job to go to school I basically starve. I will write it all out in a heart-wrenching story of struggle and strife. Then I'll ask that each person who wishes to help should send me $1.I'll set up a p.o. box so I don't get my house blown up. And I'll ask everyone to forward it. I'm sure to find some goddamn pansy ass bitches out there who will feel sorry and send me a dollar. If it makes it's way all around america, and even if only 1/4 of everyone who reads it sends me a dollar, thats.... Alot of money. Exploiting people's emotions for personal gain kicks ass, chicks do it all the time.
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Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-04 23:54:41 EDT (#)
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You really think 1/4 of the people who read it will send you $1?
Wow.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-04 22:43:37 EDT (#)
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heeey that really is the story of my life. dont poke fun at the po' peoples
Submitted by Sofa_Queen (user info) at 2004-08-04 17:41:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-04 17:21:02 (#)
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Ignoring my desire to -2 this based on the UCP thing . . . there are people who've made money by setting up websites asking other people to give them money "just because." If I could remember what they were calling it on the news, I'd google it and give you some links. Cyber begging? No, that's not right. Something like that though.
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I'm trying to get down on this ucp shit early. When it blows up and everyone loves everyone I want to be able to say "I got down on this shit early" and feel superior. That's what communism is all about, people being superior to other people.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-04 17:35:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Webster <dictionary.at.spelling.com> at 2004-08-04 17:31:11 EDT (#)
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"A lot", two words.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-08-04 17:27:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-04 17:22:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-04 17:21:52 EDT (#)
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I vaguely remember reading about some muppet who ran up a ten grand credit card debt and then took out a magazine ad asking for donations to help her pay it off. And the money came rolling in.
Mine will be in next month's issue of 'Bad Otter! Naughty Naughty Dirty Otter!" - keep an eye out.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-04 17:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ignoring my desire to -2 this based on the UCP thing . . . there are people who've made money by setting up websites asking other people to give them money "just because." If I could remember what they were calling it on the news, I'd google it and give you some links. Cyber begging? No, that's not right. Something like that though.
Submitted by dirtygook (user info) at 2004-08-04 17:16:42 EDT (#)
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CHONG BANG?
Submitted by Sofa_Queen (user info) at 2004-08-04 17:16:38 EDT (#)
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Oh Shit! I forvgot UCP. UCP. spread the love. UCP.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-08-04 17:14:00 EDT (#)
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i'd send you a dollar
Submitted by stinkyjap (user info) at 2004-08-04 17:13:50 EDT (#)
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BANG WANG!