Teenage Wasteland or My Infatuation with Dawson's Creek (489 hits)
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Submitted by Lynne (View user info) at 2004-08-04 20:36:56 EDT
Every weekday morning at approximately 10:00 AM Eastern Standard time, a dark cloud of drama, hormones and teen angst descends upon my living room. For two entire hours, I am strangely drawn onto my couch and find myself staring listlessly at my television. What can draw me in, so powerfully, like an ant sucked into an industrial vacuum cleaner? What is this strange force?
Dawson's Creek reruns.
Yes, Dawson's Creek reruns.
That's right, Dawson Creek reruns.
Whatever causes this strange phenomenon, and it is a phenomenon... I'm just not the Dawson's Creek type, it is powerful enough to keep a cynical girl in her late teens, like myself, seated in the same spot for two entire hours. There is no avoiding it. I even find myself looking forward to the next episodes.
I tell this to you all to prevent you from the same fate. If you, like me, are ever late morning channel surfing and happen to stumble upon a late nineties syndicated show about teenage love, CHANGE THE CHANNEL. Do not allow yourself to even be the SLIGHTEST BIT curious about the plot. It will only suck you in.
As for me, it's too late. I've already been helplessly drawn into the dramatic lives of Dawson, Joey, Pacey, and Jen.
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Try using MS Paint to convert the image into JPG. It makes the size very small. Then make sure it is as you want it by viewing the picture before you put it in the post.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In high school I was a creek junkie. I never left the house on wednesday
night when it came on. I've probably seen every episode. Yes sad but true.
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method-- Thanks, youve given me hope and I will try one more time.
The picture is jpg and is just over 400 KB
Must be that I'm not naked...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
here are some tips for the picture
Make sure it's not ginormous, the server wont accept anything over 1 MB
Title it something simple, like new.jpg
Make sure its a jpg, to avoid problems.
Make sure you're naked, uber doesn't accept clothing.
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-08-04 20:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fine. I give up...
There was SUPPOSED to be a picture, but after three tries, I GIVE UP.
-2 to everything. I'm so frusturated, I think I'll go hang myself now.