Teenage Wasteland or My Infatuation with Dawson's Creek (850 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: -0.08 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lynne (View user info) at 2004-08-04 21:23:22 EDT
Every weekday morning at approximately 10:00 AM Eastern Standard time, a dark cloud of drama, hormones and teen angst descends upon my living room. For two entire hours, I am strangely drawn onto my couch and find myself staring listlessly at my television. What can draw me in, so powerfully, like an ant sucked into an industrial vacuum cleaner? What is this strange force?
Dawson's Creek reruns.
Yes, Dawson's Creek reruns.
That's right, Dawson Creek reruns.
Whatever causes this strange phenomenon, and it is a phenomenon... I'm just not the Dawson's Creek type, it is powerful enough to keep a cynical girl in her late teens, like myself, seated in the same spot for two entire hours. There is no avoiding it. I even find myself looking forward to the next episodes.
I tell this to you all to prevent you from the same fate. If you, like me, are ever late morning channel surfing and happen to stumble upon a late nineties syndicated show about teenage love, CHANGE THE CHANNEL. Do not allow yourself to even be the SLIGHTEST BIT curious about the plot. It will only suck you in.
As for me, it's too late. I've already been helplessly drawn into the dramatic lives of Dawson, Joey, Pacey, and Jen.
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-08-05 18:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyday I watch that fucking show.
I mean everyday I get drunk and jerk off to Dawson.
I mean everyday I get drunk and pretend I am fucking Katie Holmes.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-08-05 08:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck...I admit it. Whenever I come across a rerun of the Creek, I am hopelessly, inexplicably sucked in. I don't know why. Teen angst annoys the hell out of me, and yet...I can't help but watch in hopes that Pacey gets his shit together, wins Joey back, and sets fire to Dawson's house.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-05 03:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ooooooooooh It's Baba O'Riley no to the 2 e's
Submitted by SumYumGuy (user info) at 2004-08-05 02:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ha ha ha, sucks for you bitch
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-04 23:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh even better? Back-to-back ER on TNT. I love, love, love that show. (Before that is Charmed - also great - but I usually don't wake up early enough for it.)
My sympathies. Getting sucked in is horrible. I am incapable of being productive in the mornings.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-08-04 23:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am naming my first born daughter after Joey.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-04 23:04:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:35:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:31:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
-1. Who cares?
-2. Teenage Wasteland is by The Who, and you didn't even fucking mention them.
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Actually The Who never made a song called "Teenage Wasteland." Look into it, tough guy.
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Shit! You're right. It was Baba O'Reilly. Geez I'm dumb. But never the less, when I see "Teenage Wasteland", I think THE MUHFUCKIN' WHO. Aight? So here's a +2 to make up for my fuck up.
Submitted by winowarrior (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
don't watch dawson's creek
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys are fucked.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Swing, swing, swing.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:31:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
-1. Who cares?
-2. Teenage Wasteland is by The Who, and you didn't even fucking mention them.
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Actually The Who never made a song called "Teenage Wasteland." Look into it, tough guy.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have never messed up a picture except one time when, for some reason, Ubersite saw one of my jpg files as a bmp file. Didn't understand it until I figured out that I just changed the command name from .bmp to .jpg which doesn't do all too much in the way of consistency for posts. I always use MS Paint to convert .bmp's to .jpg, or converting a big .jpg from photoshop or something to a small .jpg. Also maybe the file is TOO LARGE. Make sure it is no wider than 800 pixels unless you want us all to puke.
EVERYBODY REMEMBER THIS: 800 pixels is the width of the post for most users!
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it already is jpg
fuck it i quit...
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-1. Who cares?
-2. Teenage Wasteland is by The Who, and you didn't even fucking mention them.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:30:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
Try using MS Paint to convert the image into JPG. It makes the size very small. Then make sure it is as you want it by viewing the picture before you put it in the post.
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Also make sure you've got the right file destination. +2 this time because..eh..
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-04 21:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Great...