Ubersite is the work of Satan (792 hits)
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Submitted by Angry_Tipper (View user info) at 2004-08-05 00:22:10 EDT
Dear Uber,
You should be ashamed of yourself. You are surely the downfall of western civilization. You have created a site where people from all over the world can meat, and communicate. God destroyed the Tower of Babel and separated us into different people for a reason. Defying this is a sin, enjoy your time in Hell.
Never in my life, in any other place have I found such a large gathering degenerated, sinful, immoral, and inconsiderate people. Just the names of some of your posts are enough to make a morally righteous person such as myself sick. Never have I seen such intense and profane language such as f*ck and c*nt, just thrown around without any regard for anyone else's moral standings, and rights not to here such nonsense.
I will take a moment to criticize one poster in general. He goes by the name of sh*tf*ck. The name alone sends shivers down my spine. Never have I heard such sexual perversions, uttered so freely. The fact that a man (I use the term loosely) so vile even walks the planet makes my skin crawl. If there is a God (there undoubtedly is, anyone who thinks otherwise is a heathen and a blasphemer) Sh*tf*ck will surely burn in hell. He claims to have performed disgustingly kinky sexual acts (which I refuse to go into detail on) with numerous women, as well as rape and murder numerous people. I would like to site one post in particular in which he claims to have violated Condoleeza Rice in numerous fashions, makes unfair stereotypes about African-americans, and also insults our leader! Suggesting that he engages in unlawful acts with homosexuals (the scourage of the earth) and has very little bowel control! Mrs. Rice is a fine, courageous, upstanding woman. I for one will not stand for such comments. Mr. Sh*tf*ck you are a vile and disgusting man who will surely burn in eternal hellfire for even mentioning these acts.
Mr. Clifone if you have even a shred of human decency you will remove this site from the internet immediately and pray for God's unyielding mercy. Good day to you sirs.
Sincerely.
Concerned citizen.
User Reviews
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was about to give a +2 to even out the people who couldn't realise it was sattire.
Then i realised, it's your fault for writing it shit and it's no good anyway.
-2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:26:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
That fetish guy is a fag.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-05 05:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHENENENENENENENENanigans.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-08-05 05:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, tipper.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-05 05:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You should be ashamed of yourself. You are surely the downfall of western civilization. You have created a site where people from all over the world can meat, and communicate"
I stopped reading at "meat"
Idiot.
-2
Espo
Submitted by poo_on_you (user info) at 2004-08-05 04:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Congradulations dumbass, you have been officially sanctified by the demon that is religion.
Seriously, I could disprove every single made up thing religion has to offer.
You want to know where you go when you die? You dont, its over, its the END! you are nothing anymore. Besides, how can you berate and degrade somebody because they claim to have had sex? Im sorry, since when was a pleasurable display of love a bad thing, or in your extremist words: a "sin"?
Letting people talk over the internet is BAD?!?!?! You are a moron! "Oh my! Why? Why do these people of different nationalities have to be able to communicate, TO BE FREINDS!??!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Go drown in a river somewhere, heres an idea, drown in that really dirty river that everyone says healed the blind guy... wait, that was Jesus... HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-08-05 04:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to do this..
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
Is he fucking serious?
this is a joke
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2004-08-05 04:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans. Nobody can mispell that many words and purposefully mispell Bart's name and be serious. Fuck off.
Submitted by SumYumGuy (user info) at 2004-08-05 02:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't care if this was sarcasm or not, It sucked big chunks of Indian monkey shit
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-08-05 01:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
god isn't dead. he just hangs out here now. we've corrupted him.
isn't SPT over yet? now wait, it hasn't started yet? this site must be ESTime. goddamn kids over there think you're the center of the goddamn universe. it's got people from all over, use Zulu time. GMT.
Submitted by Sofa_Queen (user info) at 2004-08-05 01:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think this is shenanigans. I think he wrote this as a joke. I don't think he wrote it trying to decieve anyone.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-08-05 00:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it possible to have just one shenanigan?
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-08-05 00:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Worth reading"
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-05 00:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I knew it was a joke. I just didn't find it funny.
Submitted by Sofa_Queen (user info) at 2004-08-05 00:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The stupidity of some people on ubersite never ceases to amaze me. This was sarcasm. It was intended to be funny. Click on his user info and see what else he's written, look at the name he used to post under for christ's sake.
You know, I used to always wonder why they had the fake laughter on sit-coms, but I've finally figured it out. The average person is too stupid to know what's funny without it. If you left the fake laughter out of the show, people wouldn't know when to laugh, morons.
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-05 00:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Freakmagnet (View user info) at 2004-08-04 22:48:25
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Submitted by Freakmagnet (View user info) at 2004-08-04 20:00:30
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Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-05 00:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Is this guy being sarcastic or serious?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-08-05 00:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-08-05 00:24:25 (#)
Ranking: 1
Ahahahaha
I call shenanigans.
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Definatly. No one is this goody goody.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-08-05 00:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ahahahaha
I call shenanigans.