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UBERCONversation SPT woo! (1017 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 0.6 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by harmlessness (View user info) at 2004-08-05 01:00:36 EDT


[00:54:17] harmlessness: anus monkey!!!
[00:54:25] munkeypants1: is this what are conversaation will sound like at uber?
[00:54:30] harmlessness: yes
[00:54:35] harmlessness: but
[00:54:37] harmlessness: with more Peener!
[00:54:38] SunJunkie04: Only a lot more slurring
[00:54:38] harmlessness: ahahhha
[00:54:40] harmlessness: i STILL
[00:54:42] harmlessness: kept in the rhythm
[00:54:43] munkeypants1: your words are wierd
[00:54:54] harmlessness: yeah?
[00:54:54] munkeypants1: wtf? rhythm?
[00:54:56] harmlessness: your words ae pansy
[00:54:58] harmlessness: are*
[00:55:02] munkeypants1: are oyu jerking it?
[00:55:05] harmlessness: hhahha
[00:55:10] harmlessness: yes =)
[00:55:13] SunJunkie04: My words take me for long walks on the beach
[00:55:16] munkeypants1: i think you is
[00:55:18] harmlessness: *slap slap slap slap*
[00:55:21] harmlessness: OH MY GOD
[00:55:25] munkeypants1: HAHA
[00:55:27] harmlessness: *slap slap slap slap*
[00:55:35] harmlessness: HOLY FUNBAGS OF JEHOSEVAT!
[00:55:39] Donitsu2000: jackin off tim?
[00:55:41] harmlessness: *slap slap slap slap*
[00:55:43] munkeypants1: you sap it?
[00:55:44] SunJunkie04: Then I give them a good Rodgering
[00:55:54] harmlessness: DONITSU IS A SEXY BEAST BABY
[00:56:00] SunJunkie04: And how
[00:56:00] harmlessness: *slap slap slap slap*
[00:56:03] munkeypants1: he does shifty eyes
[00:56:07] harmlessness: GO PEENER WOOOOOOO!!!!
[00:56:12] Donitsu2000: true, i am
[00:56:15] SunJunkie04: I do shifty cock
[00:56:15] harmlessness: *slap slap slap sla.... SPLLOOOGGGEEE*
[00:56:24] munkeypants1: omfg
[00:56:26] harmlessness: ahh, that felt glorious
[00:56:39] munkeypants1: did i just witness that?
[00:56:42] SunJunkie04: <hands you a kleenex>
[00:56:46] harmlessness: yes, I thnk you did
[00:56:50] munkeypants1: i need a butt now
[00:56:59] harmlessness: *hands the kleenex back and asks for a towel*
[00:57:01] SunJunkie04: I need a vagina
[00:57:05] harmlessness: I need a PEENER
[00:57:06] Donitsu2000: you'll have them lee
[00:57:07] Donitsu2000: you'll have them
[00:57:15] Donitsu2000: Go Ubercon WOO!
[00:57:15] SunJunkie04: <hands back a roll of sandpaper>
[00:57:19] munkeypants1: being your internet gf for the night....
[00:57:21] munkeypants1: i have to say
[00:57:25] munkeypants1: i have a headache

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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-06 20:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by negative_twoer_of_fetish (user info) at 2004-08-13 10:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-10 18:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Didn't finish reading the post.

The picture was good enough for a +2.

Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice pic.

Just read your review of the other guys post. I laughed.

da king is dead.

Doh!

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-05 14:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

i hate conversation posts...the pic saved a -2.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-05 14:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

okay okay



it was funny and i was being a bitch earlier

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-05 14:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

arrr i meant +1

okay, not mad anymore... was kinda funny... just please don't do that...

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

oh for fuck's sake

will you NOT post my aim conversations?

-1 becasue you are so lucky i did not say anything that bad... like i usually don't

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-05 09:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO UBERCON WOO!

Glad you're gonna make it after all, Tim.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-05 07:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-05 05:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it looks like they have thongs on their lower backs. not their asses.




Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-05 03:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This picture is now the wallpaper for the computer in my office.

Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-05 01:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pot really does affect your memory.

Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-05 01:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

+2 for the post, +1,000,000,000,000,000,000 for the picture.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-05 01:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO AIM CHAT, WOO!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-05 01:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

UBERCON!!!

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-05 01:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice ass, wanna fuck? In..um..the ass? Greatest pickup line ever.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-05 01:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

COME ON REVIEWS BEST POST EVAR!


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