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Opportunistic (431 hits)

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Rating: -0.66 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Kellio (View user info) at 2004-08-05 11:31:43 EDT


Well it's presidential campaigning time in the USA at the moment and earlier on the campaign trails crossed in the town of Davenport, Iowa, with George W Bush and John Kerry both campaigning in the same town just three blocks away from each other.

Anyway while the candidates were shaking hands and kissing babies, thieves took this unique opportunity to rob three banks, getting away almost scot free (one person has been arrested)because the town police were too busy covering campaign security. So it wasn't just campaign contributors who handed over a shit load of money that day!

Town police of course claimed that they had everything covered even saying "We did not shortchange the city with patrols." Well I think that there are three empty bank vaults that would contradict that! For some more details concerning this opportunistic crime go to;


http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/08/04/iowa.robberies/

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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-22 03:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i just saq a comment above mine and assumed it was directed at me

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-22 03:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

me funnyascaner

hell no



Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-18 05:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Funny, I seem to give my opinion where it is deserved. You, my dear friend, are far from deserving.

Gotta go, my camisole is bunching up.

Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-18 05:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-18 04:51:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

My, but you are an annoying mookfuck.

Go away."

You really seem to have gotten your white, frilly panties and stockings in a twist over me Method. But the great thing about your reviews is that you always resort to childish name calling instead of offering any sort of valid opinion or argument. I guess it's hard to do that when you don't have a single intelligent thought in your head. Eat shit and die, and make sure not to stain your camisole in the process fuckwit.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-18 04:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My, but you are an annoying mookfuck.

Go away.

Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-18 04:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-18 04:16:37 (#)
Ranking: 1

i applaued the theives

see past tense

meaning i did not i am

so i just felt like telling you i had at one time applauded for these fellows

people drag up my old posts all the time, it gets me hits

im giving you hits why complain"

My criticism was against funnyascancer, not you. But I guess that means that Socialist_Joe and FunnyAsCancer are one and the same! Man I've got to go create some extra profiles so that I can wield more reviewing power as well!

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-18 04:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i applaued the theives


see past tense

meaning i did not i am

so i just felt like telling you i had at one time applauded for these fellows

people drag up my old posts all the time, it gets me hits

im giving you hits why complain

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-18 04:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if it comes up on the front page and i havent rated it, its new to me

Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-18 03:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Take 2

"Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-18 03:00:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey thanks for that news that I read a couple days ago."

Well you should have read it when I posted it 13 days ago dipshit. -1 for you!


Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-18 03:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Well you should have read it when I posted it 13 days ago dipshit. -1 for you!

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-18 03:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i applaued the theives

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-18 03:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey thanks for that news that I read a couple days ago.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-18 02:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GREAT POST!

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-18 02:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Kinda pathetic isnt it?

Submitted by UniBrowZIT (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For giving me such a great idea.


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