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SPT: Rape everywhere and why you should join the UCP (718 hits)

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Submitted by Chief_Rugger (View user info) at 2004-08-05 12:29:22 EDT



Is it just me, or ever since Lojo posted Path of Thorns all I've see are posts about rape, TV shows about rape, songs about rape, hell I've even been seeing squirrels raping each other! I think it may be a variation of Blue Car syndrom, but all I've seen on TV and online have been about rape.

Enough of that, lets move on to the Uber Communist Party.

The UCP is a beneign organisation of uberers who wish to bring equality to this site. Think of it, an uber without a rating system. No more pissy hate posts from newbs who got a -2, no more spamming, and you get pie! so come commrades, join us. The future is VERY uber indeed.
If you want in all you need to do is reply to this post.

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Submitted by chaos (user info) at 2004-08-06 13:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like pie.

Submitted by mjt7420 (user info) at 2004-08-06 13:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm kinda leaning towards cake too, but i'll settle for pie if it'll be a problem.

Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-08-06 13:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ill join if i can substitute the pie for cake... i dont like pie.

Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-08-06 13:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm a newb and, I'm pro Communism

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-06 13:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I was told there were fuzzy hats. There's no way I'm in without a fuzzy hat.

Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with AlahAckbar. Good point there.
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Submitted by AlahAckbar

He forgot to mention one of our key points. The iradication of obssession with ratings.

Lately, many users have been creating multiple user names to go back and +2 their posts, in response to people "spamming" the post with a -2.

These users, who shall remain nameless, have often brought this apon themselves due to retaliating against people who -2 their posts. The end result?

A spamming war, bringing peoples hit counts up, and causing mass chaos as the more important recently written items are kicked off of the most recently reviewed board and replaced with nothing but their posts.

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nof problo.

Aawa whileng bu bakuf ah comra.....

(using the "My/mouth/is/full/of/pie/translator")

No Problem.
Always willing to backup a comrade!


UCP!

Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does that mean I'm in?
I can eat a shitload of pie, you better have lots.
UCP

Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:37:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

I need into the UCP :/
I will eat all the pie!
-------------------------------------
we have more pie than every you can eat, commrade, enjoy!

ALah, thanks for the backup.

UCP

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Mo Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The whole rape thing is kind of depressing, but it might be something that the person needs to let out.

Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ask me tomorrow. Maybe I'll join then.

Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I need into the UCP :/
I will eat all the pie!

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He forgot to mention one of our key points.
The iradication of obssession with ratings.

Lately, many users have been creating multiple user names to go back and +2 their posts, in response to people "spamming" the post with a -2.

These users, who shall remain nameless, have often brought this apon themselves due to retaliating against people who -2 their posts. The end result?

A spamming war, bringing peoples hit counts up, and causing mass chaos as the more important recently written items are kicked off of the most recently reviewed board and replaced with nothing but their posts.

The UCP wants to put an end to this. Through mass ratings, we hope to prove that someones rating is nothing more than a number. We hope to put an end to the spamming, and end to retalitory -2's, and an end to lack of pie.

Just look at me! I joined for the pie, and now I control the nukes!

"PUSH THE BUTTON! PUSH THE MOTHER FUCKING BUTTON!"

AlahAckbar

UCP


Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you know you love it.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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