Lojope's Secret Identity (1090 hits)
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Submitted by BleedTheSky (View user info) at 2004-08-05 12:31:41 EDT
Things are starting to get confusing around here with everybody making secret identities to +2 their own posts. When I heard that Lojope is also Durae, I started to suspect that maybe Lojope has other secret identities (not that she was good at keeping the Durae identity a secret). I eventually began to suspect that Lojo had lied to everyone at Uber about who she really is. Furhter suspicion of this arose when I browsed through Lojo's complete list of posts. I started to think that I had heard about the experiences described in them somewhere before although I couldn't quite put my finger on when or where.
Although I couldn't place where I had heard these tales of sorrow and suffering, I was still one hundred percent sure that I had in fact heard them. Or maybe it was something I saw on tv? I don't know.
It's hard for me to place where I've heard these trying and tribulating tales of suicide, depression and self-mutilation. These tales of love and loss. These tales of realization and revelation.
But who am I to complain if someone wants to hide who they really are with fake names like "Lojope" and put up fake pictures? Who am I to unmask someone who wishes to remain anonymous?Some reality tv celebs like their privacy and I should respect that. It must be hard for you, Lojope, to find a place to vent without someone wanting your autograph. I understand your desire for anonymity.
And I don't care.
Without further ado, I give you the REAL "Lojope".
User Reviews
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-08-18 02:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was just a joke.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-18 02:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yea, I met Lojo AND Durae at Ubercon, and I loved every minute of it by the way. I don't think two people are one and the same person. That doesn't really work.
Nice try there, detective.
Now go discover me a sandwich. Mwahaha, I'm so damn clever.
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-08-18 01:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And who the fuck are you?
Loren can't take a joke and therefor she is pretty stupid.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-05 17:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No one likes you here. The only reason you got positive ratings is because people fear you'll -2 their accounts to death.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-05 15:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Durae is not Lojope.
Therefore this is pretty stupid.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-05 14:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man she looks like a stank bitch
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who said anything about fucking her?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't fuck Frankie with YOUR needle dick.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Red on the head...
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is that a celebrity or something?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
lojope smokes dope
Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-05 12:45:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
Frankie "The Drama Queen" from the Real World...
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This is fuckin' hilarious
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Join the UCP, we are here to cure the multi-profile plague that has befallen uber. Da Commrade.
UCP
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-05 12:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
Frankie "The Drama Queen" from the Real World...
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who is she?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for anything with my name in it.
I am not Durae.
Who is that a picture of? I don't get it.
Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stop fuckin' around, who the fuck is that ?
Submitted by mugshit (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was so dumbfounded I even spelled absolutely wrong!
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll wait for someone else to point out who it is.
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it. So I'll give a 0.
Submitted by mugshit (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am absolutly DUMBFOUNDED.
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know who that is, but I do know lojope isn't honest, and wouldn't be surprised if everything she has ever written about herself is a lie.
Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who the fuck is this ? I don't get this...
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was even too shitty for SPT.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I KNEW THAT IS WHO THE PICTURES WAS GOING TO BE OF BEFORE IT LOADED.
Man i kick so much ass.