Men of Uber, let's kick some faggot ass! (1117 hits)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-08-05 12:39:46 EDT
Fellas and burley ladies of Uber, I have read Vermin's post "Vermin Hops on the Rape Victim Bandwagon
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40715
twice today , and each time I have read it, I got so mad at the lowlife prick bastards for raping him that I have to leave the room as not to punch my wife and break her.
I've been upset on Uber before. There are several of you I've wanted to bitchslap, but this time I want hurt some gays as bad as they hurt Vermin. I want blood; gay anal ass blood. I want their balls removed from their bodies. There is no reason to violate a man's tender browneye, especially someone who is as fine a person as he is.
Violence probably isn't the answer, but if everyone is willing to do their duty and bash one gay man, I think we might just have found a feasible solution to this troubling issue. So, people of Uber, listen to my proposal:
Each of us acquire some sporting equipment. Your baseball bats, your tennis racquets, your spear guns; they are all good choices. If you are gay, feel free to bash yourself, but for the rest of us, we take it to the streets. If need be, form small groups, that way you have a driver with the keys in the ignition ready to help you flee the scene. Lure them out of their clubs into alleys, on the premise that you are a good blowjob giver.
I think with all of us spread out across the US and the world we could make these guy's lives a living hell.
Fair is fair, and if the judicial system let him off, then there is a need to punish these men for what they did. I will not rest until these men's amputated, distended anuses are on Vermin's dinner plate covered in a rich pepper gravy with a side of butter garlic baby potatoes accompanied with a fine aged red wine followed by coconut cheesecake topped with gelatin fruit salad.
User Reviews
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-12-11 19:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by vengeance (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have been found guilty of being a nuisance and an ass. You will now suffer the wrath for your unapologetic lack of respect.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:04:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Before I started -2'ing your posts, Circe, you gave me plenty of +2s based on my writing ability. You are like every user on the site, you review the same as you are reviewed. -2 for a -2, +2 for a +2.
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No. I gave your posts - The "I harm my son" one, as well as weekend warrior and whatever else I rated - what they deserved. You were making some kind of effort, as opposed to just stirring shit for the sake of it. If you ever decide to start producing something of quality again, I'll be there with +2's up the ying yang.
All you did here was change some words around. Therefore, -2.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-05 18:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-05 17:33:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is there any chance of you just shutting up? Even for a little while? Please?
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I heard he was banned.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-05 18:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dorks with multiple handles = Total Gayness
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-05 17:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is there any chance of you just shutting up? Even for a little while? Please?
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-08-05 17:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this...well done!!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-05 15:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The fuck!? Did you leave your writing ability on your other account? You could write good stuff as dategrape; why the fuck can't you do the same as squattail!?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-08-05 14:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Repressed Homosexuality here I feel...why does that sound like it was worded by Yoda? Who knows?
ghey
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, shlongy, I have been waiting for you to. Turns out you're chickenshit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I strongly believe in killing this author.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm metrosexual, can I get off with a warning?
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Before I started -2'ing your posts, Circe, you gave me plenty of +2s based on my writing ability. You are like every user on the site, you review the same as you are reviewed. -2 for a -2, +2 for a +2.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no.
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah. At least Vermin can write. You just.. well, you pretty much suck ass.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are very sweet squattail. Thank you for the sentiment. I feel this way a lot.
PS~ Do I really have to eat their pepper gravy anuses? That's yucky. :o)
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Fetish, why not use your half dozen new accounts to -2 this as well? Just like you used them to +2 every one of your posts several times over.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just because you can beat up a gay man, doesn't make you yourself any less gay. Accept what you are, brother...we won't judege you.
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would have +2'ed but this wasn't all that original. Funny, but not original.
Btw, who originally posted this in response to lojope's?
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mommy Daddy pay attention to me! Please! I need some attention!
That is all I got from this.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-05 12:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Houston we have a problem. Who sucks more, squattail or Vermin...
They both suck!