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rape as said as it is it has made me very happy (468 hits)

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Rating: -0.75 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by brice perdue <briceperdue_9.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-05 16:56:58 EDT


This is how I met my girl friend.....no its not what your thinking. I was at a party and their was a girl their and i had seen her a few times before and she seemed like she was interested. Well we were all down stairs for a long time and i waited for her to come back but she never did so i went to go find her. i heard a scream and without any pause at all i went upstairs and their was her on the bed with this guy ontop of her and at first i thought it was just you know normal sex. I heard her scream when i closed the door "no get off of me". I opened the door and I beat him so bad that i got 3 different sets of stiches on my knuckles and i dont mean just hit him a few times i put his head in the door and took at least a dozen swings with it. I was arrested and was charged with battery and assualt with a deadly weapon ( a god damn door). But the moral of the story is that i met her that day and i've been with her for over 2 years now. the thing is i love her so much that it was all worth it.

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Submitted by sergeantslaughter (user info) at 2008-08-07 05:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Die, getting raped by your uncle

Submitted by squattailyousuckmyballs (user info) at 2004-08-05 18:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh real funny...

Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-08-05 18:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That......was a pretty terrible telling of a storyless story.

That's right, according to this post, there is no story behind, within, or about this story. It's just a paragraph.

Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-08-05 17:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Alah:
Your response was far too polite. Are you feeling ok?
If any post ever deserved an "...or die" it's this one.
I think you're slipping.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-05 17:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If you were truly honourable, you would've put one in her head to end her suffering, you scumbag.

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-05 17:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-08-05 17:09:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-05 17:01:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh for god's sake can we just stop posting about rape for ten fucking minutes.

Yes, for the love of god. Enough with the rape already. Jeez, it's like beating a dead dog.

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I agree! It's like flogging a dolphin, or spanking a monkey.



Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-08-05 17:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-05 17:01:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh for god's sake can we just stop posting about rape for ten fucking minutes.

Yes, for the love of god. Enough with the rape already. Jeez, it's like beating a dead dog.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-05 17:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh for god's sake can we just stop posting about rape for ten fucking minutes.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-05 17:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shit post.

But +2 for being a knight in shining armor.

Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-08-05 17:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

haha @ freebie's response

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-05 17:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Dear mother Fucking Newbie,
I is supposed to be capitlized.
Write better shit.
Use paragraphs.
Good for you.
Love,
Alahackbar

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-05 16:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for doing the right thing.

-2 for no punctuation

+2 for beating a rapist. A dream of mine.


Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-05 16:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Youreallyneedtoslowdownandbreathalittlewhenyoutellastorythatsucksthisbad


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