Shit Post Thursday - Think outside the box - CAM WHORE BIATCH!!!! (782 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 0.62 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by GassyGirl73 (View user info) at 2004-08-05 19:03:11 EDT
I am rather gassy at times. I take pride in my gas. When I was younger - My dad and older brother got many hours of enjoyment out of expelling various types of gas. Sometimes my brother would even hold me down and fart on me. Bastard.
I tried and tried to fart, burp - anything - to no avail. I just couldn't do it.
As I got older I figured out the foods that caused my body disrepair and made them my friends.
Now, when I have something to say - it could just come out as a happy little toot!
Don't make me burp your name - I may just do it.
My father and sibling are now fucking amateurs compared to me - GassyGirl. They cower when I walk in the room after a huge mexican feast and 5 hardboiled eggs. Thats right - I'm the one holding that big pig down now!
And now an unrelated picture. For anyone that read my wingman post - this is her new baby. She got farted on and came out smelling like a rose...
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-06 12:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One good turn deserves another. Fact is, this post is even worse than my shit post. At lest on my post I left an original song. THere is NOTHIG original about this piece of shit whatsoever, so who, I ask, I being childish?
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-06 12:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, but that made me laugh. The baby may have made his mommy gassy - I'll ask her.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-06 12:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was it the baby that made you gassy?
Was it?
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-06 12:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are a big pussy.
No, I didn't say you got big pussy - I said you were one.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-06 11:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Genius!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-06 02:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your friend looks really sincere, I imagine you are too.
Farts, they're just so natural.
I would nail you, even if you were farting.
Submitted by kukd85 (user info) at 2004-08-06 00:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for your honesty
-2 for your honesty
I for one do not want to hear about your gas
It's just wrong on so many levels...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you live in Jacksonville and did you recently become a real estate agent? You look EXACTLY like a client I had a couple weeks ago.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That baby looks like Brad Pitt
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-05 21:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-08-05 20:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh for a second there I thought I missed something and you were a mommy hen. hehe
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-05 19:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like an actress but I can't place it...
anyway +2 cuz i have gas too!!
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-05 19:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope - Sorry.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-05 19:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy Shit! Is your real name Keana?
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-05 19:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats me with her baby!
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-08-05 19:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you made the girl out to be fucking nasty, she looks pretty good.
Uncle, BEHAVE in the manner which behooves a gentleman
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-05 19:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SPT = -2
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-08-05 19:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only good thing about this post is that it actually relate to the title.
Shit post to the maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax, baby.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-05 19:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You were cute as a baby.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-05 19:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
VIVA LA SPTFFOP
Submitted by Cindys_horny_uncle (user info) at 2004-08-05 19:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would fuck you so hard, over and over again.
and the bitch in the stripy skirt.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-08-05 19:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.